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Dylan aka Rocky’s Shopkeep
@dyllamtg.bsky.social
Manager at Rockhopper Comics and Games in New Hope. MN MTG Nerd. Currently 1-0 against LSV in Draft and 0-1 against MaRo in Rock Paper Scissors
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The average SNAP benefit per month is $177 a person.

The average ACA benefit per month is up to $550 a person.

People want us to hold the line for a reason. This is not a matter of appealing to a base. It’s about people’s lives.

And working people want leaders whose word means something to them.
November 10, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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Why stop at 50 year mortgages? Give me 100 year mortgages. 10,000 year mortgages. Let me be imprisoned by interest payments like Illidan Stormrage to save 100$ a month so billionaires can become trillionaires and no one else can ever own anything again

I hope Black Temple at least has central air.
November 9, 2025 at 6:15 PM
@magicstorytime.bsky.social inking some Arabian Nights goodness!
November 8, 2025 at 11:05 PM
The day I can’t house a whole pint of Ben and Jerry’s in one sitting after dinner is the day I get put into the cold ground
November 7, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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Putting this out there in case I got friends with connections to assist. I really would like to change my day job. I love my team and the office I work for but the larger national NPO is going down a bad path. You all know my cosplay and creator credentials but here is my other qualifications:
November 5, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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THEIR MONEY IS YOUR MONEY, AS OF RIGHT NOW
November 5, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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November 5, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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Aquatic Mage by Brad Rigney (Duels of the Planeswalkers 2014)
October 25, 2025 at 1:59 AM
4 MOX?!?! 4MOX?!?

And I haven’t seen any power in my packs in 3 drafts

Anyways this was a dub for me
October 28, 2025 at 10:31 PM
moxfield.com/decks/xF1ekY...

2nd Draft, we tried Lands Combo! Didn’t ever get the combo, but won some games with some Goyfs!
2nd Powered Cube Draft: LandGoyf - None
A deck created using Moxfield.
moxfield.com
October 28, 2025 at 7:51 PM
moxfield.com/decks/kKr2SZ...

They can’t keep letting me get away with this
Nadu Academy: 1st Powered Cube Draft - None
A deck created using Moxfield.
moxfield.com
October 28, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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Any Minneapolis folks, which food banks do you think need more eyes on them/help?

I'd encourage people for other areas to post this too. And from what I'm learning. If you can do money do money (versus canned goods/food) as the banks get deals/stretch dollars
October 27, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Twin Cities!

We are live like a wire, now on BSky for your buying, selling, and cardboard related needs!

Throw us your rares
Throw us your mythical
Throw us your suitcases of Coldsnap bulk

Ask us about our singles!!

If we don’t got it, you don’t need it!

Don’t be a stranger
Better late than never - we’re finally on BlueSky. If you’re local to the Twin Cities and looking for Magic singles, feel free to send us a DM. Inventory of 10k+ singles available via GoogleSheet, updated weekly.

Got a stack of bulk Magic or Pokémon piling up? Let us take it off your hands!
October 27, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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Better late than never - we’re finally on BlueSky. If you’re local to the Twin Cities and looking for Magic singles, feel free to send us a DM. Inventory of 10k+ singles available via GoogleSheet, updated weekly.

Got a stack of bulk Magic or Pokémon piling up? Let us take it off your hands!
October 27, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Bad news for shareholder value, I have redownloaded Arena to jam the Powered Cube until I physically pass out
Bad news for shareholder value, I have redownloaded Slay the Spire on mobile this week
October 27, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Played PreModern for the first time today with a shop regular

Refreshing like mint gum and ice water. If you know of any premodern sickos in your area ASK THEM TO TEACH YOU
October 25, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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We stand with our immigrant community.
October 24, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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I think one thing folks could do with remembering while debating which part of the sky is falling in EDH is that the Panel is working as intended.

It is providing community engagement and soliciting feedback on ideas. Does that mean they'll be implemented? Not necessarily.

This is good operation.
October 23, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Looking at Scryfall there’s about 450 hybrid cards that could be affected by a rules change and like 10 of them could MAYBE fall into being generically playable

I’m genuinely confounded about people getting upset over this. Like is there some busted cards or combos I’m missing here?
Hybrid Mana will not ruin the sanctity of the format.

Stop over reacting.
October 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Fired up Duels of the Planeswalkers 2012 for the first time in a hot minute and I realized they have game exclusive art!

Dave Kendall absolutely snapped with this one
October 20, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Being a kid is thinking Scooby Doo is the coolest because he met the Harlem Blobetrotters

Being an adult is wanting to punt Scrappy Doo like a football since he shook hands with Ronald Reagan
October 18, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Define your music taste in eight artists:

Jean Dawson
Piero Umiliani
Bobby Womack
Kendrick Lamar
Hiatus Kaiyote
Flying Lotus
The Orwells
CZARFACE
Define your music taste in eight artists:

the mountain goats
jeff rosenstock (and associated projects)
100 gecs
underscores
lady gaga
david bowie
sophie
guns n' roses
Define your music taste in eight artists:

Deftones
Sleater-Kinney
Mars Volta
Melvins
Bjork
Fugazi
Tool
Callous Daoboys
October 18, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Pulling up to the Pauper Pit with 4 double sleeved 100 card decks

@bugsmaytrix.bsky.social
October 17, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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Some short Thursday thoughts on my beloved DanDan.

www.hipstersofthecoast.com/2025/10/dand...
October 16, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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WHEN THERE’S TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Oh wow. Yes, very clever! Waterfall treasure! No one’s ever done that before. Lazy jackass

WHEN THERE’S NO TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Wow. Too stuck-up to put treasure there huh? Too much of a fucking ICONOCLAST for that? Piece of shit. FUCK you
October 15, 2025 at 1:04 AM