Cappuccino of spontaneous combustion
@dweia.bsky.social
Motorsport masochist, wannabe space nerd, block game enjoyer, owner of many teddies, jack of all trades, master of precisely none. #YNWA
Lads I cannot describe how much my ECG unit itches. And I still have a week to go 🥲
November 20, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Lads I cannot describe how much my ECG unit itches. And I still have a week to go 🥲
"How are you this morning, Dweia?"
"HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO AMERICAN WEDDING, WHERE IS THE VODKA, WHERE'S MARINATED HERRING??" *high kicks out of the room playing a washboard*
"HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO AMERICAN WEDDING, WHERE IS THE VODKA, WHERE'S MARINATED HERRING??" *high kicks out of the room playing a washboard*
November 20, 2025 at 8:34 AM
"How are you this morning, Dweia?"
"HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO AMERICAN WEDDING, WHERE IS THE VODKA, WHERE'S MARINATED HERRING??" *high kicks out of the room playing a washboard*
"HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO AMERICAN WEDDING, WHERE IS THE VODKA, WHERE'S MARINATED HERRING??" *high kicks out of the room playing a washboard*
Last week: high teens.
Today: snowing???
Today: snowing???
November 19, 2025 at 10:10 AM
Last week: high teens.
Today: snowing???
Today: snowing???
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No shit
Don't trust what we put at the top of our search results, says Google...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Don't blindly trust what AI tells you, Google boss tells BBC
Sundar Pichai candidly acknowledged concerns about inaccurate answers generated by Google's models.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 18, 2025 at 11:39 AM
No shit
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Obscene nazi shit
Refugees’ jewellery could be seized to pay for asylum costs, says Home Office minister
Refugees’ jewellery could be seized to pay for asylum costs, says Home Office minister
Idea borrowed from Denmark is latest attempt to reduce number of refugees coming to UK
Refugees could have jewellery or other valuables taken to pay for the costs of processing their cases, a Home Office minister has said, in another detail of changes to migration policy likely to cause worries among Labour MPs.
Speaking to broadcasters before the formal announcement of sweeping changes to asylum policy on Monday, the Home Office minister Alex Norris said while this would not involve seizing wedding rings, jewellery without sentimental value could be taken. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
November 17, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Obscene nazi shit
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Screaming man Cowboy 10 HOURS
YouTube video by 10HOURSCHALLENGE
www.youtube.com
November 17, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Today in a nutshell:
November 16, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Today in a nutshell:
Church bells, birdsong, aeroplanes 💖
November 16, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Church bells, birdsong, aeroplanes 💖
Choosing between watching the local fireworks from a cosy bedroom window, or doing some crafts in front of a cosy wood fire
November 15, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Choosing between watching the local fireworks from a cosy bedroom window, or doing some crafts in front of a cosy wood fire
Today's outfit:
a woman in a pink jacket says " and then just think " murder and walk
ALT: a woman in a pink jacket says " and then just think " murder and walk
media.tenor.com
November 13, 2025 at 7:51 AM
Today's outfit:
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“It’s impossible to reboot Bond” says production team who decided Bond first got his licence to kill in the 21st Century, as Daniel Craig, then got incredibly old within two films and was being put out to pasture, but also had Sean Connery’s 1960s car.
It’s Bond. Just do whatever the fuck you like.
It’s Bond. Just do whatever the fuck you like.
November 11, 2025 at 10:39 AM
“It’s impossible to reboot Bond” says production team who decided Bond first got his licence to kill in the 21st Century, as Daniel Craig, then got incredibly old within two films and was being put out to pasture, but also had Sean Connery’s 1960s car.
It’s Bond. Just do whatever the fuck you like.
It’s Bond. Just do whatever the fuck you like.
So many ppl I want to yell at about basic Teams etiquette
November 11, 2025 at 3:35 PM
So many ppl I want to yell at about basic Teams etiquette
There is someone in the office today who cannot breathe quietly and if I am arrested this is why
November 11, 2025 at 10:54 AM
There is someone in the office today who cannot breathe quietly and if I am arrested this is why
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Surely that’s just low-polyamory
November 10, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Surely that’s just low-polyamory
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Zero.
Zero coffee is lethal for humans.
You failed to specify whether it's the human drinking it or the human having to deal with other humans.
Zero coffee is lethal for humans.
You failed to specify whether it's the human drinking it or the human having to deal with other humans.
how much coffee lethal for human
November 10, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Zero.
Zero coffee is lethal for humans.
You failed to specify whether it's the human drinking it or the human having to deal with other humans.
Zero coffee is lethal for humans.
You failed to specify whether it's the human drinking it or the human having to deal with other humans.
fwends ^v^
November 10, 2025 at 10:20 PM
fwends ^v^
I am at a Big In Person Meeting Day and I am without my emotional support manager 😭
November 10, 2025 at 10:31 AM
I am at a Big In Person Meeting Day and I am without my emotional support manager 😭
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Loving today's news that the mysterious "fedora man" outside the Louvre heist was actually a 15-year-old museum visitor who dresses like a 1940s French detective all the time, just because. apnews.com/article/louv...
Fedora man unmasked: Meet the teen behind the Louvre mystery photo
Fifteen-year-old Pedro Elias Garzon Delvaux has become an internet sensation after an Associated Press photo captured him outside the Louvre on the day of a crown jewels heist.
apnews.com
November 9, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Loving today's news that the mysterious "fedora man" outside the Louvre heist was actually a 15-year-old museum visitor who dresses like a 1940s French detective all the time, just because. apnews.com/article/louv...
I am nauseous
November 9, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I am nauseous
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This appearing on my feed during this race.......
November 9, 2025 at 5:29 PM
This appearing on my feed during this race.......
Why are all the tyres just running free this weekend
November 9, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Why are all the tyres just running free this weekend
*rocks in the corner*
November 9, 2025 at 5:03 PM
*rocks in the corner*