Dweepus
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I'm at the combination pizza hut and taco bell
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the song wagon wheel is a lot less sweet if you replace the word 'mama' with 'mommy'
August 24, 2025 at 5:01 PM
the song wagon wheel is a lot less sweet if you replace the word 'mama' with 'mommy'
a eunuch planting seeds of doubt in my head but she's actually a valley girl telling me gossip "omg can you BELIEVE you didn't get invited to the high court? like, they totally have it out for you dude. I heard they're even letting Lord Vorlock sit on the council"
August 10, 2025 at 6:13 PM
a eunuch planting seeds of doubt in my head but she's actually a valley girl telling me gossip "omg can you BELIEVE you didn't get invited to the high court? like, they totally have it out for you dude. I heard they're even letting Lord Vorlock sit on the council"
fantastic four and it's the exact same but Jennifer Garner is replaced with Jennifer Coolidge
July 31, 2025 at 12:08 PM
fantastic four and it's the exact same but Jennifer Garner is replaced with Jennifer Coolidge
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Can someone please tell me when this “Vampire Weekend” is?? I’m starting to get worried.
June 12, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Can someone please tell me when this “Vampire Weekend” is?? I’m starting to get worried.
that one part of 'head, shoulders knees and toes' where they go "eyes and ears and mouth and nose"....fucking chills dude.
June 4, 2025 at 11:56 AM
that one part of 'head, shoulders knees and toes' where they go "eyes and ears and mouth and nose"....fucking chills dude.
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I am attracted to women with auras that terrify men
May 18, 2025 at 10:35 PM
I am attracted to women with auras that terrify men
when the world ends, God will pick a favorite human being and hes going to pick the woman who shouted "Yes!" when bill gates jumped that chair
May 4, 2025 at 2:28 AM
when the world ends, God will pick a favorite human being and hes going to pick the woman who shouted "Yes!" when bill gates jumped that chair
theres a guy that stands outside my local Burger King dressed in karate clothes practicing his moves all day. I often regret that I have to work and cannot spend my days as an apprentice of the whopper warrior
May 3, 2025 at 4:25 PM
theres a guy that stands outside my local Burger King dressed in karate clothes practicing his moves all day. I often regret that I have to work and cannot spend my days as an apprentice of the whopper warrior
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My minion trying to warn me of a potential grease fire happening in my kitchen:
a man is speaking into a microphone and the word banana is visible
ALT: a man is speaking into a microphone and the word banana is visible
media.tenor.com
May 2, 2025 at 3:37 PM
My minion trying to warn me of a potential grease fire happening in my kitchen:
one of our local fire chiefs, lieutenant crunch, just got awarded a medal for bravery for rescuing a kindergarten class from a tragic grease fire. good for him
May 2, 2025 at 3:28 PM
one of our local fire chiefs, lieutenant crunch, just got awarded a medal for bravery for rescuing a kindergarten class from a tragic grease fire. good for him
my goal in life is to one day have a direct to streaming biopic about me starring Matt Berry and I don't care what I have to do to make that happen
April 30, 2025 at 2:18 PM
my goal in life is to one day have a direct to streaming biopic about me starring Matt Berry and I don't care what I have to do to make that happen
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It’s called elevated horror, T. It’s when the dracula is actually that your mom died.
January 23, 2024 at 6:04 PM
It’s called elevated horror, T. It’s when the dracula is actually that your mom died.
every time I see someone say some shit like "i wish I was old enough to have experienced the 2000s" I can feel my body actively returning to dirt
April 29, 2025 at 4:45 AM
every time I see someone say some shit like "i wish I was old enough to have experienced the 2000s" I can feel my body actively returning to dirt
peach just give me a chance please id be so good to you
NES OPEN TOURNAMENT GOLF
HAL LABORATORY INC/ NINTENDO R&D2 1991
NES
HAL LABORATORY INC/ NINTENDO R&D2 1991
NES
April 28, 2025 at 11:43 PM
peach just give me a chance please id be so good to you
this but it's guys grocery games instead and the winner gets to test out their contraption by getting high with guy fieri
a weed version of Chopped where you have to fashion pipes and bongs out of random pieces of trash
April 28, 2025 at 3:15 AM
this but it's guys grocery games instead and the winner gets to test out their contraption by getting high with guy fieri
dead rising is a game about hanging out at the mall with your friends :)
April 27, 2025 at 7:06 PM
dead rising is a game about hanging out at the mall with your friends :)
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Godzilla vs Megalon (1973)
April 26, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Godzilla vs Megalon (1973)
every group of people of a certain size has a pencilhands. gbs of course has its pencilhands. your workplace has a pencilhands. your neighborhood bar has a pencilhands. the PTA at your kids school? absolutely has a pencilhands. they live among us. be aware.
April 26, 2025 at 11:40 PM
every group of people of a certain size has a pencilhands. gbs of course has its pencilhands. your workplace has a pencilhands. your neighborhood bar has a pencilhands. the PTA at your kids school? absolutely has a pencilhands. they live among us. be aware.
I like to pretend that the live action Scooby Doo movies are sequels to SLC Punk, As soon as the credits roll on SLC, Steve-o decides that being a lawyer is for squares actually and that he's going to hunt ghosts instead
April 26, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I like to pretend that the live action Scooby Doo movies are sequels to SLC Punk, As soon as the credits roll on SLC, Steve-o decides that being a lawyer is for squares actually and that he's going to hunt ghosts instead
there are two ways I can get my one year old to sleep. one is to put on the sounds of crashing waves and to sway and bounce her in my arms. she yearns to slumber in the hold of a ship at sea.
April 26, 2025 at 4:07 PM
there are two ways I can get my one year old to sleep. one is to put on the sounds of crashing waves and to sway and bounce her in my arms. she yearns to slumber in the hold of a ship at sea.
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this is rad as hell
PLAYING SONGS AT THE LOS ANGELES STOP OF THE FIGHT OLIGARCHY TOUR 🤯 ME BERNIE AOC & NEIL YOUNG CHOPPIN IT UP 🤯 SATURDAY APRIL 12TH IN LOS ANGELES 🤯 WOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW
April 4, 2025 at 10:46 PM
this is rad as hell
Why do Corelle plates have video game magic item logic. "Yes this plate is extremely durable..however when it does break it will explode into a million pieces strewn all the way across your house"
Did Mr Corelle himself invent these by making a wish with a genie
Did Mr Corelle himself invent these by making a wish with a genie
March 28, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Why do Corelle plates have video game magic item logic. "Yes this plate is extremely durable..however when it does break it will explode into a million pieces strewn all the way across your house"
Did Mr Corelle himself invent these by making a wish with a genie
Did Mr Corelle himself invent these by making a wish with a genie