Atticus Thorndyke and the Closet full of Spices.
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Cassette Beasts is free on Epic until 4pm tomorrow. It's an incredible game (that I've bought on Switch AND for PC before it was free). Old school Pokémon vibes. You also get to beat up landlords which is cathartic.
December 27, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Cassette Beasts is free on Epic until 4pm tomorrow. It's an incredible game (that I've bought on Switch AND for PC before it was free). Old school Pokémon vibes. You also get to beat up landlords which is cathartic.
Oh shit, I forgot Jadon Sancho was at Villa. As, apparently, did he.
December 27, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Oh shit, I forgot Jadon Sancho was at Villa. As, apparently, did he.
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Who is this Eddie Nketiah lookalike that came on for Liverpool?
December 27, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Who is this Eddie Nketiah lookalike that came on for Liverpool?
How is that only a yellow? If that's not a DOGSO, I don't know what ism
December 27, 2025 at 3:46 PM
How is that only a yellow? If that's not a DOGSO, I don't know what ism
Bukayo Saka is in the mood tonight. Brighton are terrified of him.
December 27, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Bukayo Saka is in the mood tonight. Brighton are terrified of him.
Calafiori injured. Fuck this bullshit. This is nonsense now.
December 27, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Calafiori injured. Fuck this bullshit. This is nonsense now.
Donnarumma's got the haircut of a 45 year old monk.
December 27, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Donnarumma's got the haircut of a 45 year old monk.
So, is this Saka at left back, three at the back with wing backs, or Merino/Rice playing right back? Or Saliba right back and Merino CB?
Arsenal: Raya, Saliba, Hincapie, Calafiori, Zubimendi, Rice, Merino, Odegaard, Saka, Trossard, Gyokeres
Substitutes: Arrizabalaga, Gabriel, Jesus, Eze, Martinelli, Norgaard, Madueke, Nwaneri, Lewis-Skelly
Substitutes: Arrizabalaga, Gabriel, Jesus, Eze, Martinelli, Norgaard, Madueke, Nwaneri, Lewis-Skelly
December 27, 2025 at 1:53 PM
So, is this Saka at left back, three at the back with wing backs, or Merino/Rice playing right back? Or Saliba right back and Merino CB?
Sean Dyche has done wonders at Forest. They looked like Wolves early in the season.
December 27, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Sean Dyche has done wonders at Forest. They looked like Wolves early in the season.
I'm watching Knives Out 3, and the actor that plays Cy looks like a black version of Zachary Levi, which my brain has shortened to Blackary Levi. It's a real Bronk situation going on.
December 24, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I'm watching Knives Out 3, and the actor that plays Cy looks like a black version of Zachary Levi, which my brain has shortened to Blackary Levi. It's a real Bronk situation going on.
I am still sick, and we're having Christmas at my brother in law's mum's house this year, so it's going to be stressful for me, the socially awkward one. As a result, I am finally starting Mass Effect Legendary Edition.
December 24, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I am still sick, and we're having Christmas at my brother in law's mum's house this year, so it's going to be stressful for me, the socially awkward one. As a result, I am finally starting Mass Effect Legendary Edition.
Ella Purnell has the most video game character face I've ever seen in Fallout. She has massive eyes that are somehow not weirdly proportioned in her face. Like a real life Disney princess.
December 24, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Ella Purnell has the most video game character face I've ever seen in Fallout. She has massive eyes that are somehow not weirdly proportioned in her face. Like a real life Disney princess.
Oh we're not doing the voice reveal bollocks again are we? I hate the sound of my voice in recordings, so that won't be happening.
December 24, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Oh we're not doing the voice reveal bollocks again are we? I hate the sound of my voice in recordings, so that won't be happening.
I hate buying trousers for myself. I do it so rarely, that I forget how long I need them to be to fit properly.
December 24, 2025 at 12:12 PM
I hate buying trousers for myself. I do it so rarely, that I forget how long I need them to be to fit properly.
Ads on Prime Video make me want to pirate the shows on there that I legally have paid to access, because they won't have ads.
December 24, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Ads on Prime Video make me want to pirate the shows on there that I legally have paid to access, because they won't have ads.
Lacroix had a a nightmare last 30 minutes of that game. Poor guy.
December 23, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Lacroix had a a nightmare last 30 minutes of that game. Poor guy.
It's crazy that we got to 80 minutes without scoring.
December 23, 2025 at 9:43 PM
It's crazy that we got to 80 minutes without scoring.
Oh, that's a lot of blood there. How the fuck did he get cut so badly?
December 23, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Oh, that's a lot of blood there. How the fuck did he get cut so badly?
Oh, he's not moving great is he?
December 23, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Oh, he's not moving great is he?
Nathaniel Clyne might be coming on. Gabriel Martinelli about to start collecting souls like he's Shang Tsung.
December 23, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Nathaniel Clyne might be coming on. Gabriel Martinelli about to start collecting souls like he's Shang Tsung.
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Jamiroquai when Jamiro vewwy sad
December 23, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Jamiroquai when Jamiro vewwy sad
Martinelli is taking that fullback's soul, and then putting in crosses to players that aren't good in the air. He's deserved like 6 assists tonight already.
December 23, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Martinelli is taking that fullback's soul, and then putting in crosses to players that aren't good in the air. He's deserved like 6 assists tonight already.
Where the fuck have these sorts of performances from Benitez been? Genuinely having a stormer.
December 23, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Where the fuck have these sorts of performances from Benitez been? Genuinely having a stormer.
That is a fantastic save. No idea how we didn't score there.
December 23, 2025 at 8:26 PM
That is a fantastic save. No idea how we didn't score there.