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It has descended into madness in Lisbon. Vini booked for the celebration, RM coach sent off, racism protocol being followed, both sets of players pushing each other. 5 minutes into the second half.
February 17, 2026 at 9:13 PM
It has descended into madness in Lisbon. Vini booked for the celebration, RM coach sent off, racism protocol being followed, both sets of players pushing each other. 5 minutes into the second half.
Benfica are dominating this game so far. Looking a bit Counterfeit Madrid in this opening half an hour.
February 17, 2026 at 8:29 PM
Benfica are dominating this game so far. Looking a bit Counterfeit Madrid in this opening half an hour.
Hang on, Galatasaray beat Juventus 5-2?
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February 17, 2026 at 8:26 PM
Hang on, Galatasaray beat Juventus 5-2?
Woah woah woah. Real Madrid have lost 6 of their last 11 CL games? That's insane
February 17, 2026 at 8:18 PM
Woah woah woah. Real Madrid have lost 6 of their last 11 CL games? That's insane
The Stadium of Light sounds nuts. It sounds intimidating and I'm just watching on TV. That must be mental actually being in Lisbon.
February 17, 2026 at 8:13 PM
The Stadium of Light sounds nuts. It sounds intimidating and I'm just watching on TV. That must be mental actually being in Lisbon.
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Cassette Beasts soundtrack singer Shelby Harvey has a new (non-Cassette Beasts) song on Spotify - if you're a fan you should totally check it out and give it a listen! 🎵
open.spotify.com/track/1PW0sw...
open.spotify.com/track/1PW0sw...
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February 16, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Cassette Beasts soundtrack singer Shelby Harvey has a new (non-Cassette Beasts) song on Spotify - if you're a fan you should totally check it out and give it a listen! 🎵
open.spotify.com/track/1PW0sw...
open.spotify.com/track/1PW0sw...
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People are claiming Pancake Day wasn’t originally a pagan festival, when you only have to look at the name to know it was once a day when cakes were offered to Pan
February 16, 2026 at 5:29 PM
People are claiming Pancake Day wasn’t originally a pagan festival, when you only have to look at the name to know it was once a day when cakes were offered to Pan
Tommy Setford coming on?!
February 15, 2026 at 6:14 PM
Tommy Setford coming on?!
Oh no. Gyökeres fell and immediately held his shoulder.
February 15, 2026 at 6:11 PM
Oh no. Gyökeres fell and immediately held his shoulder.
I know Benny Blanco is injured, but I'd much rather chuck Tommy Setford at right back than stick Zubimendi on for 12 minutes to get injured.
February 15, 2026 at 6:08 PM
I know Benny Blanco is injured, but I'd much rather chuck Tommy Setford at right back than stick Zubimendi on for 12 minutes to get injured.
Ooooooooiiiiiiiiii, that outside of the boot first time pass from Saka to Jesus was filthy.
February 15, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Ooooooooiiiiiiiiii, that outside of the boot first time pass from Saka to Jesus was filthy.
Ok, let's do this more often this season.
February 15, 2026 at 4:54 PM
Ok, let's do this more often this season.
Considering Wigan are in a League One relegation battle, we haven't really started this game well.
February 15, 2026 at 4:40 PM
Considering Wigan are in a League One relegation battle, we haven't really started this game well.
Another car off. Something broke for sure. Is that brake failure?
February 14, 2026 at 7:18 PM
Another car off. Something broke for sure. Is that brake failure?
The fuck happened to that car? He's not bleeding is he?
February 14, 2026 at 7:05 PM
The fuck happened to that car? He's not bleeding is he?
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February 13, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Alpine's WEC thing explains why Schumacher left them early. Much harder to find a good seat when you absolutely have to.
February 13, 2026 at 4:52 PM
Alpine's WEC thing explains why Schumacher left them early. Much harder to find a good seat when you absolutely have to.
Strong 'I got called racist in Greggs' energy from the Labour Party here.
🚨 NEW: Labour MPs have told Keir Starmer that they have been branded "paedo lovers" on the doorsteps
February 13, 2026 at 11:47 AM
Strong 'I got called racist in Greggs' energy from the Labour Party here.
Sage Borealis - 2004. Which I feel is a reference only @stabbyabby.bsky.social will understand.
don't know who needs to hear this, but do not fuck with the Moon
February 13, 2026 at 9:42 AM
Sage Borealis - 2004. Which I feel is a reference only @stabbyabby.bsky.social will understand.
75 kids have just decided not to show up on the last day of term judging by our attendance figures. I feel like I missed a trick there.
February 13, 2026 at 9:33 AM
75 kids have just decided not to show up on the last day of term judging by our attendance figures. I feel like I missed a trick there.
We need Havertz back ASAP. This team has nothing without him at the moment. We have no ideas and no quality going forward when he is not there.
February 12, 2026 at 9:55 PM
We need Havertz back ASAP. This team has nothing without him at the moment. We have no ideas and no quality going forward when he is not there.
I can't do another 20 minutes of this shit.
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February 12, 2026 at 9:27 PM
I can't do another 20 minutes of this shit.
I swear to the old gods and the new, if we throw away this title because we can't grind out results when we need to, for the third year in a row, I'm gonna be so fucking mad.
February 12, 2026 at 9:16 PM
I swear to the old gods and the new, if we throw away this title because we can't grind out results when we need to, for the third year in a row, I'm gonna be so fucking mad.
I got home from work, did a quick 7 lap Nurburgring GP Strecke race in the Sauber C9, and now I can't feel my left arm. That car is absolutely brutal. If this is what it was like in real life, how the fuck did anyone ever drive this thing?!
February 12, 2026 at 6:53 PM
I got home from work, did a quick 7 lap Nurburgring GP Strecke race in the Sauber C9, and now I can't feel my left arm. That car is absolutely brutal. If this is what it was like in real life, how the fuck did anyone ever drive this thing?!