@duringdnd.bsky.social
Created by (some of) the Originators of #OverheardDuringDnD, this is the page for all those people who want to laugh at all the crazy crap said during RPGs. VERY NSFW.
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@finalfantasypod.bsky.social
Was reviewing old posts, and realized you're particularly well-placed to appreciate this one.
Because of how it hit the first time you'd have encountered it, and how you can imagine it now.
@finalfantasypod.bsky.social
Was reviewing old posts, and realized you're particularly well-placed to appreciate this one.
Because of how it hit the first time you'd have encountered it, and how you can imagine it now.
February 18, 2026 at 6:25 PM
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@finalfantasypod.bsky.social
Was reviewing old posts, and realized you're particularly well-placed to appreciate this one.
Because of how it hit the first time you'd have encountered it, and how you can imagine it now.
@finalfantasypod.bsky.social
Was reviewing old posts, and realized you're particularly well-placed to appreciate this one.
Because of how it hit the first time you'd have encountered it, and how you can imagine it now.
How's that Discord demanding people's info feeling for everyone?
Reminder: there is NO financial or legal incentive for them to keep any of that private, or do anything but sell or give it to EVERYONE who asks.
Reminder: there is NO financial or legal incentive for them to keep any of that private, or do anything but sell or give it to EVERYONE who asks.
Your data will be used against you. www.nytimes.com/2026/02/13/t...
Homeland Security Wants Social Media Sites to Expose Anti-ICE Accounts
www.nytimes.com
February 15, 2026 at 5:11 PM
How's that Discord demanding people's info feeling for everyone?
Reminder: there is NO financial or legal incentive for them to keep any of that private, or do anything but sell or give it to EVERYONE who asks.
Reminder: there is NO financial or legal incentive for them to keep any of that private, or do anything but sell or give it to EVERYONE who asks.
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@tbskyen.com Assume you heard already, but JUST in case.
🚨‘Knights of Guinevere’ has officially been greenlit at Glitch Productions.
Their first 2D animated show is now in full production for the first season.
Their first 2D animated show is now in full production for the first season.
February 14, 2026 at 5:11 AM
@tbskyen.com Assume you heard already, but JUST in case.
GM-"Good HMG hit, he takes 12 damage and is down another structure."
H-"Neat, Overcharge."
K-"Haha, that'd be craz-wait you're serious??"
H-"YES."
#Lancer #DieOrFullRepair #WhenISaidLeaveEverythingOnTheFieldIMeantIt
H-"Neat, Overcharge."
K-"Haha, that'd be craz-wait you're serious??"
H-"YES."
#Lancer #DieOrFullRepair #WhenISaidLeaveEverythingOnTheFieldIMeantIt
February 13, 2026 at 6:07 AM
GM-"Good HMG hit, he takes 12 damage and is down another structure."
H-"Neat, Overcharge."
K-"Haha, that'd be craz-wait you're serious??"
H-"YES."
#Lancer #DieOrFullRepair #WhenISaidLeaveEverythingOnTheFieldIMeantIt
H-"Neat, Overcharge."
K-"Haha, that'd be craz-wait you're serious??"
H-"YES."
#Lancer #DieOrFullRepair #WhenISaidLeaveEverythingOnTheFieldIMeantIt
"So, the Monowire sword has threat 3, and deals double damage if you're alone. And-"
"I shouldn't have moved."
"It's okay, it's-"
"HOLY SHIT IT SCRATCHED YOUR PAINT!"
#Lancer #MythicalFifthHealthbar
"I shouldn't have moved."
"It's okay, it's-"
"HOLY SHIT IT SCRATCHED YOUR PAINT!"
#Lancer #MythicalFifthHealthbar
a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a train with arabic writing on his chest
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a train with arabic writing on his chest
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February 13, 2026 at 5:57 AM
"So, the Monowire sword has threat 3, and deals double damage if you're alone. And-"
"I shouldn't have moved."
"It's okay, it's-"
"HOLY SHIT IT SCRATCHED YOUR PAINT!"
#Lancer #MythicalFifthHealthbar
"I shouldn't have moved."
"It's okay, it's-"
"HOLY SHIT IT SCRATCHED YOUR PAINT!"
#Lancer #MythicalFifthHealthbar
"You see these mechs talking to each other. One of them has, in all honesty, a thousand-folded steel katana from the land of Nippon."
"Does he have the ahegao camo?"
"Yes, in fact."
#Lancer #IKnowWhatThisMechIsAndIHateIt
"Does he have the ahegao camo?"
"Yes, in fact."
#Lancer #IKnowWhatThisMechIsAndIHateIt
a boy with a backpack is standing next to another boy with a sword and says i have the power of god and anime
ALT: a boy with a backpack is standing next to another boy with a sword and says i have the power of god and anime
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February 13, 2026 at 5:57 AM
"You see these mechs talking to each other. One of them has, in all honesty, a thousand-folded steel katana from the land of Nippon."
"Does he have the ahegao camo?"
"Yes, in fact."
#Lancer #IKnowWhatThisMechIsAndIHateIt
"Does he have the ahegao camo?"
"Yes, in fact."
#Lancer #IKnowWhatThisMechIsAndIHateIt
"So is there a little turret in the plaza, just waiting?"
"It does expire."
"No, it's doing the Captain Fordo. "HOLD YOUR POSITIONS!"
#Lancer #OurHero #FatherIWillStopTheVestans #TheBestOfUs
"It does expire."
"No, it's doing the Captain Fordo. "HOLD YOUR POSITIONS!"
#Lancer #OurHero #FatherIWillStopTheVestans #TheBestOfUs
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ALT: a cartoon drawing of a blue and yellow robot with a black background
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February 13, 2026 at 5:55 AM
"So is there a little turret in the plaza, just waiting?"
"It does expire."
"No, it's doing the Captain Fordo. "HOLD YOUR POSITIONS!"
#Lancer #OurHero #FatherIWillStopTheVestans #TheBestOfUs
"It does expire."
"No, it's doing the Captain Fordo. "HOLD YOUR POSITIONS!"
#Lancer #OurHero #FatherIWillStopTheVestans #TheBestOfUs
Drop an alien that's not from Star Wars or Star Trek
February 12, 2026 at 11:21 PM
Drop an alien that's not from Star Wars or Star Trek
"Shojumaru, can you put out the fire?"
"What fire? I didn't fire. His circuitry must of malfunctioned."
#YesTheCircuitry #Clearly #YouMustImagineItSaidWhileTheDeadGuysBodySpitsSparks #AndBurnsMore #Shadowrun
"What fire? I didn't fire. His circuitry must of malfunctioned."
#YesTheCircuitry #Clearly #YouMustImagineItSaidWhileTheDeadGuysBodySpitsSparks #AndBurnsMore #Shadowrun
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ALT: a black and white photo of a room with a lot of electrical equipment and smoke coming out of it .
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February 9, 2026 at 4:35 AM
"Shojumaru, can you put out the fire?"
"What fire? I didn't fire. His circuitry must of malfunctioned."
#YesTheCircuitry #Clearly #YouMustImagineItSaidWhileTheDeadGuysBodySpitsSparks #AndBurnsMore #Shadowrun
"What fire? I didn't fire. His circuitry must of malfunctioned."
#YesTheCircuitry #Clearly #YouMustImagineItSaidWhileTheDeadGuysBodySpitsSparks #AndBurnsMore #Shadowrun
So, in sequence, this guy got
Accident Spelled into a car
Chaotic World'd into his mind being Nyan Phonk on repeat
Hit with an arrow
Hit with rapid fire EXPLOSIVE AMMO SMG shots
Jammed
Set on fire.
Then hit with a Stick n Shock arrow, which killed him.
#Shadowrun #JumpingPeopleIsAGreatPlan
Accident Spelled into a car
Chaotic World'd into his mind being Nyan Phonk on repeat
Hit with an arrow
Hit with rapid fire EXPLOSIVE AMMO SMG shots
Jammed
Set on fire.
Then hit with a Stick n Shock arrow, which killed him.
#Shadowrun #JumpingPeopleIsAGreatPlan
a cat is standing on a wooden floor in front of a blue chair
ALT: a cat is standing on a wooden floor in front of a blue chair
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February 9, 2026 at 4:32 AM
So, in sequence, this guy got
Accident Spelled into a car
Chaotic World'd into his mind being Nyan Phonk on repeat
Hit with an arrow
Hit with rapid fire EXPLOSIVE AMMO SMG shots
Jammed
Set on fire.
Then hit with a Stick n Shock arrow, which killed him.
#Shadowrun #JumpingPeopleIsAGreatPlan
Accident Spelled into a car
Chaotic World'd into his mind being Nyan Phonk on repeat
Hit with an arrow
Hit with rapid fire EXPLOSIVE AMMO SMG shots
Jammed
Set on fire.
Then hit with a Stick n Shock arrow, which killed him.
#Shadowrun #JumpingPeopleIsAGreatPlan
Sha-"So, I shoot him with the stun arrow, because I failed my role to not play with my prey."
GM-"You overflow all of his boxes, plus one extra, he's dead."
"Prff, 'Ah, now I will incapacitate him!' and then *Glrckcck*!"
#Shadowrun #NoKillLikeOverkill #TurnsOutJumpingPeopleIsAGoodPlan
GM-"You overflow all of his boxes, plus one extra, he's dead."
"Prff, 'Ah, now I will incapacitate him!' and then *Glrckcck*!"
#Shadowrun #NoKillLikeOverkill #TurnsOutJumpingPeopleIsAGoodPlan
a man sitting on a couch with a netflix logo on the bottom
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February 9, 2026 at 4:30 AM
Sha-"So, I shoot him with the stun arrow, because I failed my role to not play with my prey."
GM-"You overflow all of his boxes, plus one extra, he's dead."
"Prff, 'Ah, now I will incapacitate him!' and then *Glrckcck*!"
#Shadowrun #NoKillLikeOverkill #TurnsOutJumpingPeopleIsAGoodPlan
GM-"You overflow all of his boxes, plus one extra, he's dead."
"Prff, 'Ah, now I will incapacitate him!' and then *Glrckcck*!"
#Shadowrun #NoKillLikeOverkill #TurnsOutJumpingPeopleIsAGoodPlan
Silver- "So, I really want this to hit. I'm spending an edge and casting a spell.
He rolls INT+LOG to resist"
*Seven successes out of 16 dice rolled.*
*Zero successful saves.*
Silver- "Oh dear. Oh No.
So that was Chaotic World."
#Shadowrun #PsychologicalWarfareSpell
He rolls INT+LOG to resist"
*Seven successes out of 16 dice rolled.*
*Zero successful saves.*
Silver- "Oh dear. Oh No.
So that was Chaotic World."
#Shadowrun #PsychologicalWarfareSpell
a cat with blue eyes looks at the camera
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February 9, 2026 at 4:25 AM
Silver- "So, I really want this to hit. I'm spending an edge and casting a spell.
He rolls INT+LOG to resist"
*Seven successes out of 16 dice rolled.*
*Zero successful saves.*
Silver- "Oh dear. Oh No.
So that was Chaotic World."
#Shadowrun #PsychologicalWarfareSpell
He rolls INT+LOG to resist"
*Seven successes out of 16 dice rolled.*
*Zero successful saves.*
Silver- "Oh dear. Oh No.
So that was Chaotic World."
#Shadowrun #PsychologicalWarfareSpell
"Silver, Jesus, did the spell give you that?"
"Yes."
"Everybody else is moving in slow motion, the cow has activated Ultra Instinct."
#TheShrineMaidenHasThisSpellToo #ButSheChoseDefense #WellSeeWhoItWorksOutBetterFor #Shadowrun
"Yes."
"Everybody else is moving in slow motion, the cow has activated Ultra Instinct."
#TheShrineMaidenHasThisSpellToo #ButSheChoseDefense #WellSeeWhoItWorksOutBetterFor #Shadowrun
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February 9, 2026 at 4:23 AM
"Silver, Jesus, did the spell give you that?"
"Yes."
"Everybody else is moving in slow motion, the cow has activated Ultra Instinct."
#TheShrineMaidenHasThisSpellToo #ButSheChoseDefense #WellSeeWhoItWorksOutBetterFor #Shadowrun
"Yes."
"Everybody else is moving in slow motion, the cow has activated Ultra Instinct."
#TheShrineMaidenHasThisSpellToo #ButSheChoseDefense #WellSeeWhoItWorksOutBetterFor #Shadowrun
"On the way there I'll brief my summoned spirit on what's going to happen."
"There is no plan here. This guy's just getting jumped."
#Shadowrun #ThisIsHowYouDealWithTheSettingsCyberPsychos
"There is no plan here. This guy's just getting jumped."
#Shadowrun #ThisIsHowYouDealWithTheSettingsCyberPsychos
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February 9, 2026 at 4:22 AM
"On the way there I'll brief my summoned spirit on what's going to happen."
"There is no plan here. This guy's just getting jumped."
#Shadowrun #ThisIsHowYouDealWithTheSettingsCyberPsychos
"There is no plan here. This guy's just getting jumped."
#Shadowrun #ThisIsHowYouDealWithTheSettingsCyberPsychos
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Good morning. The President of the United States was in the middle of the most serious child sex trafficking ring of the last quarter century.
He is referenced not a dozen times in the case files. Not 100 times. Not 1,000 times. He’s referenced 38,000 times.
He is referenced not a dozen times in the case files. Not 100 times. Not 1,000 times. He’s referenced 38,000 times.
February 8, 2026 at 7:50 PM
Good morning. The President of the United States was in the middle of the most serious child sex trafficking ring of the last quarter century.
He is referenced not a dozen times in the case files. Not 100 times. Not 1,000 times. He’s referenced 38,000 times.
He is referenced not a dozen times in the case files. Not 100 times. Not 1,000 times. He’s referenced 38,000 times.
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Child at the podium: “A woo woo woo.”
Mamdani: That’s how I felt when we came up with this plan. Together, we will expand the idea of what is possible in our city—and what sounds and noises we can make at a press conference.
Mamdani: That’s how I felt when we came up with this plan. Together, we will expand the idea of what is possible in our city—and what sounds and noises we can make at a press conference.
February 6, 2026 at 4:11 AM
Child at the podium: “A woo woo woo.”
Mamdani: That’s how I felt when we came up with this plan. Together, we will expand the idea of what is possible in our city—and what sounds and noises we can make at a press conference.
Mamdani: That’s how I felt when we came up with this plan. Together, we will expand the idea of what is possible in our city—and what sounds and noises we can make at a press conference.
"Ah yes my hacker mech, not designed for direct combat."
Meanwhile, Hawk the Iconoclast NHP, in Cascade:
#Lancer #TheHackerIsMaulingEnemiesToDeath #ThisIsHappeningInAChomolungma #WereAllTooScaredAndImpressedToTellThemToStop
Meanwhile, Hawk the Iconoclast NHP, in Cascade:
#Lancer #TheHackerIsMaulingEnemiesToDeath #ThisIsHappeningInAChomolungma #WereAllTooScaredAndImpressedToTellThemToStop
February 6, 2026 at 7:18 AM
"Ah yes my hacker mech, not designed for direct combat."
Meanwhile, Hawk the Iconoclast NHP, in Cascade:
#Lancer #TheHackerIsMaulingEnemiesToDeath #ThisIsHappeningInAChomolungma #WereAllTooScaredAndImpressedToTellThemToStop
Meanwhile, Hawk the Iconoclast NHP, in Cascade:
#Lancer #TheHackerIsMaulingEnemiesToDeath #ThisIsHappeningInAChomolungma #WereAllTooScaredAndImpressedToTellThemToStop
"Kaiser offers a prayer to RA to keep us safe."
"Yes, pray to the Chaotic Neutral Math God."
"Grant us Algebra."
#Lancer #MathGods #TheAlgebraIsAHelpfulBlessingActually
"Yes, pray to the Chaotic Neutral Math God."
"Grant us Algebra."
#Lancer #MathGods #TheAlgebraIsAHelpfulBlessingActually
a painting of a swirl with the name akela 73 on the bottom
Alt: A moving series of mind-bending fractal spirals in a rainbow of colors.
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February 6, 2026 at 7:16 AM
"Kaiser offers a prayer to RA to keep us safe."
"Yes, pray to the Chaotic Neutral Math God."
"Grant us Algebra."
#Lancer #MathGods #TheAlgebraIsAHelpfulBlessingActually
"Yes, pray to the Chaotic Neutral Math God."
"Grant us Algebra."
#Lancer #MathGods #TheAlgebraIsAHelpfulBlessingActually
Basically all of us when we found out the Union Marines were in trouble
(Bonus, this is largely how the mission to save them has gone too)
#Lancer #OperationSolsticeRain #WereAdoptingNPCs #ThisIsAThreat
(Bonus, this is largely how the mission to save them has gone too)
#Lancer #OperationSolsticeRain #WereAdoptingNPCs #ThisIsAThreat
February 6, 2026 at 7:14 AM
Basically all of us when we found out the Union Marines were in trouble
(Bonus, this is largely how the mission to save them has gone too)
#Lancer #OperationSolsticeRain #WereAdoptingNPCs #ThisIsAThreat
(Bonus, this is largely how the mission to save them has gone too)
#Lancer #OperationSolsticeRain #WereAdoptingNPCs #ThisIsAThreat
"Reminder that locking is not considered a hostile action.
So yes, locking a civilian airliner is cool and legal."
#Lancer #SeeEverythingsFine #WeEvenTestedThisBeforehand
So yes, locking a civilian airliner is cool and legal."
#Lancer #SeeEverythingsFine #WeEvenTestedThisBeforehand
a red light is flying through the dark sky
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February 6, 2026 at 7:11 AM
"Reminder that locking is not considered a hostile action.
So yes, locking a civilian airliner is cool and legal."
#Lancer #SeeEverythingsFine #WeEvenTestedThisBeforehand
So yes, locking a civilian airliner is cool and legal."
#Lancer #SeeEverythingsFine #WeEvenTestedThisBeforehand
A Genghis - "Hello friends, would you like to do not war crimes? I do not kill civilians, that is my least favorite thing to do."
"I am completely normal and can be trusted around civilian transports."
"Oh look a civilian airliner!"
#Lancer #MechsAreOurFriends #NotAtAllWorrisome
"I am completely normal and can be trusted around civilian transports."
"Oh look a civilian airliner!"
#Lancer #MechsAreOurFriends #NotAtAllWorrisome
February 6, 2026 at 7:09 AM
A Genghis - "Hello friends, would you like to do not war crimes? I do not kill civilians, that is my least favorite thing to do."
"I am completely normal and can be trusted around civilian transports."
"Oh look a civilian airliner!"
#Lancer #MechsAreOurFriends #NotAtAllWorrisome
"I am completely normal and can be trusted around civilian transports."
"Oh look a civilian airliner!"
#Lancer #MechsAreOurFriends #NotAtAllWorrisome
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Anyway, Microsoft's gaming products are subject to a boycott from the BDS movement, due to Microsoft's ongoing support for the IDF. Bethesda is owned by Microsoft.
nogamesforgenocide.com
nogamesforgenocide.com
No Games For Genocide
The games industry is complicit in genocide. It’s time to divest.
nogamesforgenocide.com
February 5, 2026 at 2:30 PM
Anyway, Microsoft's gaming products are subject to a boycott from the BDS movement, due to Microsoft's ongoing support for the IDF. Bethesda is owned by Microsoft.
nogamesforgenocide.com
nogamesforgenocide.com
Talking about the design of Mollymauk in the Mighty Nein Animation again
"Seriously, anime-villain-coded enough there are moments and angles they show him at that trigger my fight-or-flight."
"Taliesin Jaffe causing fight or flight? Naaaah."
#TheMightyNein #CriticalRole
"Seriously, anime-villain-coded enough there are moments and angles they show him at that trigger my fight-or-flight."
"Taliesin Jaffe causing fight or flight? Naaaah."
#TheMightyNein #CriticalRole
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February 2, 2026 at 3:59 AM
Talking about the design of Mollymauk in the Mighty Nein Animation again
"Seriously, anime-villain-coded enough there are moments and angles they show him at that trigger my fight-or-flight."
"Taliesin Jaffe causing fight or flight? Naaaah."
#TheMightyNein #CriticalRole
"Seriously, anime-villain-coded enough there are moments and angles they show him at that trigger my fight-or-flight."
"Taliesin Jaffe causing fight or flight? Naaaah."
#TheMightyNein #CriticalRole
"And we know heavily augmented people are vulnerable to electrical, right? Pokemon rules?"
"Technically, everyone is."
"You know what happens to an augmented person when they get hit by lightning?"
#TheSameThingThatHappensToEverythingElse #TwentyYearsLaterStillAnAmazingLine #Shadowrun
"Technically, everyone is."
"You know what happens to an augmented person when they get hit by lightning?"
#TheSameThingThatHappensToEverythingElse #TwentyYearsLaterStillAnAmazingLine #Shadowrun
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February 2, 2026 at 3:54 AM
"And we know heavily augmented people are vulnerable to electrical, right? Pokemon rules?"
"Technically, everyone is."
"You know what happens to an augmented person when they get hit by lightning?"
#TheSameThingThatHappensToEverythingElse #TwentyYearsLaterStillAnAmazingLine #Shadowrun
"Technically, everyone is."
"You know what happens to an augmented person when they get hit by lightning?"
#TheSameThingThatHappensToEverythingElse #TwentyYearsLaterStillAnAmazingLine #Shadowrun