Molly the Driving Crooner
@dunktankdoug.bsky.social
Molly | yelling about local politics and ableism | thinking bout animals | watching lots of TV | posts are on behalf of me and no one else | they/them
We deserve better
I'm grateful to have the support of neighbors in every part of this city, people who are ready for leadership that reflects our shared values.
I hope you'll rank me first for Mayor of Minneapolis on November 4 because we deserve better.
I hope you'll rank me first for Mayor of Minneapolis on November 4 because we deserve better.
October 30, 2025 at 4:11 PM
We deserve better
Hubert Humphrey would be played by Bradley Whitford if he had a biopic.
October 29, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Hubert Humphrey would be played by Bradley Whitford if he had a biopic.
In 2021, someone pointed out to me that not trusting someone cause they “just got here” is just another way of saying “I don’t trust renters”.
When I moved to Minneapolis in the mid-aughts, it was really difficult to make friends. People from other states didn’t get it.
Now the bias is front and center in my city politics. If I’m a resident who “just got here,” do I matter less to Josh?
Now the bias is front and center in my city politics. If I’m a resident who “just got here,” do I matter less to Josh?
October 29, 2025 at 6:06 PM
In 2021, someone pointed out to me that not trusting someone cause they “just got here” is just another way of saying “I don’t trust renters”.
Im ending my 30th birthday by finding my first gray hair.
God bless this mess 🙏
God bless this mess 🙏
October 29, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Im ending my 30th birthday by finding my first gray hair.
God bless this mess 🙏
God bless this mess 🙏
Yes, Kristi Noem is in the Twin Cities at Fort Snelling giving a speech regarding ICE today. This is public knowledge.
We do not know at this time what that means or the specifics of why she is here.
Please do not for the love of god share vague information about this right now.
We do not know at this time what that means or the specifics of why she is here.
Please do not for the love of god share vague information about this right now.
Monarca
monarcamn.org
October 24, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Yes, Kristi Noem is in the Twin Cities at Fort Snelling giving a speech regarding ICE today. This is public knowledge.
We do not know at this time what that means or the specifics of why she is here.
Please do not for the love of god share vague information about this right now.
We do not know at this time what that means or the specifics of why she is here.
Please do not for the love of god share vague information about this right now.
Keep an eye out!!!
Can y’all please be on the lookout for my bike? Last seen in Elliot Park. It is a black Biria bike with red pedals and stickers of local news orgs on the bottom tube. It also has a Brooks saddle and adapters for Wolf Tooth pogies on the handlebars.
October 9, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Keep an eye out!!!
If minions could door knock, we could secure the overly online boomers in a heartbeat
October 7, 2025 at 2:33 AM
If minions could door knock, we could secure the overly online boomers in a heartbeat
What if instead of banning all these things that supposedly cause autism, we start banning plants that cause seasonal allergies?
If it ain’t environmentally sustainable, get it outta here!
If it ain’t environmentally sustainable, get it outta here!
October 6, 2025 at 6:46 PM
What if instead of banning all these things that supposedly cause autism, we start banning plants that cause seasonal allergies?
If it ain’t environmentally sustainable, get it outta here!
If it ain’t environmentally sustainable, get it outta here!
I have a lot of pun Halloween costumes I’m not doing, so here’s a list for yall to use. It will continue in the comments.
First, wear a fake muscle tee and have a scooter on your back— Scooter Braun.
First, wear a fake muscle tee and have a scooter on your back— Scooter Braun.
October 4, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I have a lot of pun Halloween costumes I’m not doing, so here’s a list for yall to use. It will continue in the comments.
First, wear a fake muscle tee and have a scooter on your back— Scooter Braun.
First, wear a fake muscle tee and have a scooter on your back— Scooter Braun.
If anyone ever questions if I love my sister, know that I drove out to Shakopee to hang out with her.
I went to the suburbs for her.
That’s love.
I went to the suburbs for her.
That’s love.
October 4, 2025 at 3:37 PM
If anyone ever questions if I love my sister, know that I drove out to Shakopee to hang out with her.
I went to the suburbs for her.
That’s love.
I went to the suburbs for her.
That’s love.
Minnesota mentioned.
October 4, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Minnesota mentioned.
Hope to see y’all at this house party next week!
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Fundraiser for Mayoral Slate for change · DeWayne for Minneapolis
Join Dr. Davis, Sen. Omar Fateh, and Jazz Hampton for a lovely night. Find out about each candidate's vision for the city of Minneapolis.
Donate: https://secure.actblue.com/donate/dewayne-davis-1
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October 2, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Hope to see y’all at this house party next week!
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Go support my favorite venue in Minneapolis ❤️
September 27, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Go support my favorite venue in Minneapolis ❤️
Great time to support a candidate who lives where they are running 🥰
I’m a full-time Southsider and rep.
Today’s a good day to donate to my campaign— we are focused on the issues of Ward 12 and the City— and we championing a powerful program to get progressives elected up and down the municipal ticket. Chip in $50 today:
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Today’s a good day to donate to my campaign— we are focused on the issues of Ward 12 and the City— and we championing a powerful program to get progressives elected up and down the municipal ticket. Chip in $50 today:
secure.actblue.com/donate/neigh...
September 26, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Great time to support a candidate who lives where they are running 🥰
What are people hearing for side effects for Covid/flu vaccines this year? How statistically likely is it to kick my ass? Where can I reliably learn more info now that the CDC is overseen by a certified clown?
September 24, 2025 at 2:16 AM
What are people hearing for side effects for Covid/flu vaccines this year? How statistically likely is it to kick my ass? Where can I reliably learn more info now that the CDC is overseen by a certified clown?
Reposted by Molly the Driving Crooner
A student from my old school is missing.
Please do what you can to spread the word and help find Ana.
Please do what you can to spread the word and help find Ana.
September 23, 2025 at 9:33 PM
A student from my old school is missing.
Please do what you can to spread the word and help find Ana.
Please do what you can to spread the word and help find Ana.
Reposted by Molly the Driving Crooner
Seems like doctors go to med school to learn two diseases: anxious and fat
September 20, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Seems like doctors go to med school to learn two diseases: anxious and fat
At Rilo Kiley.
Have run into 3 coworkers, someone I was in a bridal party with, a kindergarten friend I recently reconnected with, and about 14 different people that look like my therapist, who is on the loose here somewhere!
Glad we all enjoy this band.
Have run into 3 coworkers, someone I was in a bridal party with, a kindergarten friend I recently reconnected with, and about 14 different people that look like my therapist, who is on the loose here somewhere!
Glad we all enjoy this band.
September 17, 2025 at 1:13 AM
At Rilo Kiley.
Have run into 3 coworkers, someone I was in a bridal party with, a kindergarten friend I recently reconnected with, and about 14 different people that look like my therapist, who is on the loose here somewhere!
Glad we all enjoy this band.
Have run into 3 coworkers, someone I was in a bridal party with, a kindergarten friend I recently reconnected with, and about 14 different people that look like my therapist, who is on the loose here somewhere!
Glad we all enjoy this band.
A drag queen dressed up as a pig just shoved bacon in my mouth then reenacted a Wendy’s commercial.
Happy Thursday!
Happy Thursday!
September 12, 2025 at 1:13 AM
A drag queen dressed up as a pig just shoved bacon in my mouth then reenacted a Wendy’s commercial.
Happy Thursday!
Happy Thursday!
I am so sick of the “we used to be great, now look at us” way people talk about Minneapolis and Minnesota. You know what happened? 2020 happened. No one and nothing is the same, so why do we keep acting like it’s possible to go back to a different time?
anyone see this documentary “a precarious state”? claims to be about minnesota but actually seems to be about minneapolis and judging by cast of characters, it’s about influencing the election this fall - jim rubin was part of the we love mpls slideshow
precariousstate.com
precariousstate.com
September 9, 2025 at 4:19 AM
I am so sick of the “we used to be great, now look at us” way people talk about Minneapolis and Minnesota. You know what happened? 2020 happened. No one and nothing is the same, so why do we keep acting like it’s possible to go back to a different time?
Which one of you sickos bought out all the Parmesan, Romano, and Asiago from the Seward friendship store?!
September 7, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Which one of you sickos bought out all the Parmesan, Romano, and Asiago from the Seward friendship store?!
Just remembered the Kamala HQ pump up calls featuring Chrissy Teigen and Jessica Alba
September 3, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Just remembered the Kamala HQ pump up calls featuring Chrissy Teigen and Jessica Alba
Karaoke at Chatterbox is the best because it is so DIY that there are no standards or rules or expectations it’s just pure chaos.
You go from Elton John to Cabaret to Cat Power and that’s beautiful.
It’s been such a hard week and karaoke is so cathartic.
You go from Elton John to Cabaret to Cat Power and that’s beautiful.
It’s been such a hard week and karaoke is so cathartic.
August 31, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Karaoke at Chatterbox is the best because it is so DIY that there are no standards or rules or expectations it’s just pure chaos.
You go from Elton John to Cabaret to Cat Power and that’s beautiful.
It’s been such a hard week and karaoke is so cathartic.
You go from Elton John to Cabaret to Cat Power and that’s beautiful.
It’s been such a hard week and karaoke is so cathartic.
Bumping this again with a reminder that you should be donating to and volunteering for the candidates with the most special interests attacking them, and that means @katiecashman.bsky.social @efornorth.bsky.social @robin4mpls.bsky.social
So get those wallets out and get on the doors!
So get those wallets out and get on the doors!
Hot take: every time you laugh at a post or meme about the chaos that is Minneapolis politics, you should make a donation to the serious candidates and elected officials dedicating their lives to improving our City.
The internet is fun, but remember that the clowns win if we don’t do something.
The internet is fun, but remember that the clowns win if we don’t do something.
August 17, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Bumping this again with a reminder that you should be donating to and volunteering for the candidates with the most special interests attacking them, and that means @katiecashman.bsky.social @efornorth.bsky.social @robin4mpls.bsky.social
So get those wallets out and get on the doors!
So get those wallets out and get on the doors!
Downtown is dead? Then how come some teenager in a shirt that says “virginity rocks!” in the Pokémon font is begrudgingly hanging out with his mom at Star Bar happy hour?
August 17, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Downtown is dead? Then how come some teenager in a shirt that says “virginity rocks!” in the Pokémon font is begrudgingly hanging out with his mom at Star Bar happy hour?