Tяeasoиous Tяaitoя Tяump
@dumbdonnydrumpf.bsky.social
Trump Crime Family Don. Economic imbecile. Malignant narcissist. Pathological liar. Moronic cretin. Incompetent criminal. Bankrupt businessman. Senile neo-Nazi. Pussy-grabbing rapist. Impeached felon. Putin's bitch. Deformed dong. TOTAL LOSER!
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I don’t know why there’s all this interest in Epstein, actually.
I used to hang out with him. He was a lot of fun. Until the blackmail arrived. So I stopped being his pal.
Girls used to love meeting us both. They called us “Mushroom & Egg”, but I never found out why…
Now he’s dead. Believe me.
I used to hang out with him. He was a lot of fun. Until the blackmail arrived. So I stopped being his pal.
Girls used to love meeting us both. They called us “Mushroom & Egg”, but I never found out why…
Now he’s dead. Believe me.
Fuck. My USA Ryder Cup team isn’t making me look very good, actually. I’m pissed. Have them rounded up after the tournament and sent to a gulag…
And have ICE arrest and deport the entire European team to El Salvador. Ungrateful fucks.
Everyone made me look bad. Believe me.
#RyderCup
And have ICE arrest and deport the entire European team to El Salvador. Ungrateful fucks.
Everyone made me look bad. Believe me.
#RyderCup
September 28, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Fuck. My USA Ryder Cup team isn’t making me look very good, actually. I’m pissed. Have them rounded up after the tournament and sent to a gulag…
And have ICE arrest and deport the entire European team to El Salvador. Ungrateful fucks.
Everyone made me look bad. Believe me.
#RyderCup
And have ICE arrest and deport the entire European team to El Salvador. Ungrateful fucks.
Everyone made me look bad. Believe me.
#RyderCup
I want Jack, Mace, and Perry DEPORTED TO EL SALVADOR!
FUCKING NOW!!!
And get me some more ketchup!
FUCKING NOW!!!
And get me some more ketchup!
Wow! BREAKING NEWS!
Democratic Rep Summer Lee of PA forces a House Oversight subcommittee vote of 8-2 to subpoena the DOJ for the full and un-redacted Epstein Files.
•All 5 Dems voted Yes.
•3 GOP Yes votes were Jack (GA), Mace (SC), & Perry (PA).
•2 Nay votes were MAGAS Higgins (LA) and Biggs (AZ).
Democratic Rep Summer Lee of PA forces a House Oversight subcommittee vote of 8-2 to subpoena the DOJ for the full and un-redacted Epstein Files.
•All 5 Dems voted Yes.
•3 GOP Yes votes were Jack (GA), Mace (SC), & Perry (PA).
•2 Nay votes were MAGAS Higgins (LA) and Biggs (AZ).
July 24, 2025 at 1:48 AM
I want Jack, Mace, and Perry DEPORTED TO EL SALVADOR!
FUCKING NOW!!!
And get me some more ketchup!
FUCKING NOW!!!
And get me some more ketchup!
Fucking traitor. Can I unpardon him? I want him back in prison. Bigly. Believe me.
July 24, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Fucking traitor. Can I unpardon him? I want him back in prison. Bigly. Believe me.
Not true, actually. Only Presidents named “Donald J Trump” are immune, OK?
I paid good money to own SCOTUS. I didn’t do that to help Obama. I HATE that guy! He’s better than me at EVERYTHING. Believe me.
I paid good money to own SCOTUS. I didn’t do that to help Obama. I HATE that guy! He’s better than me at EVERYTHING. Believe me.
July 22, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Not true, actually. Only Presidents named “Donald J Trump” are immune, OK?
I paid good money to own SCOTUS. I didn’t do that to help Obama. I HATE that guy! He’s better than me at EVERYTHING. Believe me.
I paid good money to own SCOTUS. I didn’t do that to help Obama. I HATE that guy! He’s better than me at EVERYTHING. Believe me.
Shut the fuck up, you dumbass cretin! Are you SURE you’re my kid? I’m not convinced. You’re a low-IQ moron, OK? Plus you’re so ugly, they slapped Ivana’s face when you were born. Are you trying to get me arrested?
Why am I surrounded by so many incompetent losers?
#EpsteinFiles #PedophileDonny
Why am I surrounded by so many incompetent losers?
#EpsteinFiles #PedophileDonny
July 21, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Shut the fuck up, you dumbass cretin! Are you SURE you’re my kid? I’m not convinced. You’re a low-IQ moron, OK? Plus you’re so ugly, they slapped Ivana’s face when you were born. Are you trying to get me arrested?
Why am I surrounded by so many incompetent losers?
#EpsteinFiles #PedophileDonny
Why am I surrounded by so many incompetent losers?
#EpsteinFiles #PedophileDonny
My base, actually. The dumbest marks a grifter could wish for, actually.
They’re poor and smell. Bigly.
They’re so dumb, they supported me when I took away the Social Security benefits they’d spent their pathetic lives earning, just to give my billionaire pals tax-breaks. Losers. Sad. Believe me.
They’re poor and smell. Bigly.
They’re so dumb, they supported me when I took away the Social Security benefits they’d spent their pathetic lives earning, just to give my billionaire pals tax-breaks. Losers. Sad. Believe me.
Trump slams his own supporters as 'stupid people' for falling for what he calls the Epstein 'hoax'
President Donald Trump lashes out at "stupid people" as he tries to clamp down on criticism over records in Jeffrey Epstein’s sex trafficking investigation.
apnews.com
July 17, 2025 at 6:12 PM
My base, actually. The dumbest marks a grifter could wish for, actually.
They’re poor and smell. Bigly.
They’re so dumb, they supported me when I took away the Social Security benefits they’d spent their pathetic lives earning, just to give my billionaire pals tax-breaks. Losers. Sad. Believe me.
They’re poor and smell. Bigly.
They’re so dumb, they supported me when I took away the Social Security benefits they’d spent their pathetic lives earning, just to give my billionaire pals tax-breaks. Losers. Sad. Believe me.
Ghislaine Maxwell is so unlucky, actually.
Her crooked Dad, Cap’n Bob, fell off his yacht in mysterious circumstances. Her boyfriend, Jeff, broke his neck in his cell.
Maybe that might happen to her? Who knows.
I could pardon her, but she has a big mouth. Maybe she’s better silenced…
Believe me.
Her crooked Dad, Cap’n Bob, fell off his yacht in mysterious circumstances. Her boyfriend, Jeff, broke his neck in his cell.
Maybe that might happen to her? Who knows.
I could pardon her, but she has a big mouth. Maybe she’s better silenced…
Believe me.
July 16, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Ghislaine Maxwell is so unlucky, actually.
Her crooked Dad, Cap’n Bob, fell off his yacht in mysterious circumstances. Her boyfriend, Jeff, broke his neck in his cell.
Maybe that might happen to her? Who knows.
I could pardon her, but she has a big mouth. Maybe she’s better silenced…
Believe me.
Her crooked Dad, Cap’n Bob, fell off his yacht in mysterious circumstances. Her boyfriend, Jeff, broke his neck in his cell.
Maybe that might happen to her? Who knows.
I could pardon her, but she has a big mouth. Maybe she’s better silenced…
Believe me.
People ask me why the girls called me and Jeff Epstein “Mushroom & Egg” when we were out on the town, actually.
I have no idea!
It’s definitely not because of the shapes of our dicks. Absolutely not. That’s not the reason. I’ll sue anyone who says otherwise.
Believe me.
I have no idea!
It’s definitely not because of the shapes of our dicks. Absolutely not. That’s not the reason. I’ll sue anyone who says otherwise.
Believe me.
July 16, 2025 at 4:27 AM
People ask me why the girls called me and Jeff Epstein “Mushroom & Egg” when we were out on the town, actually.
I have no idea!
It’s definitely not because of the shapes of our dicks. Absolutely not. That’s not the reason. I’ll sue anyone who says otherwise.
Believe me.
I have no idea!
It’s definitely not because of the shapes of our dicks. Absolutely not. That’s not the reason. I’ll sue anyone who says otherwise.
Believe me.
That’s just for starters, actually. We’re going to invest 500 Quintillion Bazillion dollars just at Mar-a-Lago. Just at Mar-a-Lago. Nobody else is getting any. Certainly not Elon.
I sold the #EpsteinList (with one name redacted) to Vladimir for his #Kompromat collection. He paid bigly. Believe me.
I sold the #EpsteinList (with one name redacted) to Vladimir for his #Kompromat collection. He paid bigly. Believe me.
Trump in Pennsylvania claims he's already secured $16 trillion (!!!) in investments in the US economy. The entire GDP of the US is under $30 trillion.
July 16, 2025 at 4:20 AM
That’s just for starters, actually. We’re going to invest 500 Quintillion Bazillion dollars just at Mar-a-Lago. Just at Mar-a-Lago. Nobody else is getting any. Certainly not Elon.
I sold the #EpsteinList (with one name redacted) to Vladimir for his #Kompromat collection. He paid bigly. Believe me.
I sold the #EpsteinList (with one name redacted) to Vladimir for his #Kompromat collection. He paid bigly. Believe me.
Let me clear things up…
There is no Epstein list.
It was on Pam’s desk and then it never existed, OK?
He trafficked girls to his pals, and filmed them, blackmailing them for $Ms.
He was not my pal. Not after he blackmailed me and took me to the cleaners.
I never met him, actually. Believe me
There is no Epstein list.
It was on Pam’s desk and then it never existed, OK?
He trafficked girls to his pals, and filmed them, blackmailing them for $Ms.
He was not my pal. Not after he blackmailed me and took me to the cleaners.
I never met him, actually. Believe me
July 16, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Let me clear things up…
There is no Epstein list.
It was on Pam’s desk and then it never existed, OK?
He trafficked girls to his pals, and filmed them, blackmailing them for $Ms.
He was not my pal. Not after he blackmailed me and took me to the cleaners.
I never met him, actually. Believe me
There is no Epstein list.
It was on Pam’s desk and then it never existed, OK?
He trafficked girls to his pals, and filmed them, blackmailing them for $Ms.
He was not my pal. Not after he blackmailed me and took me to the cleaners.
I never met him, actually. Believe me
My base, actually. Just the dumbest marks a grifter could wish for.
Even now, they haven’t realized that I am one of the Elite Pedophiles on Epstein’s List! Why else wouldn’t I release it? Doh!
So dumb. Sad. Believe me.
Even now, they haven’t realized that I am one of the Elite Pedophiles on Epstein’s List! Why else wouldn’t I release it? Doh!
So dumb. Sad. Believe me.
July 15, 2025 at 4:55 AM
My base, actually. Just the dumbest marks a grifter could wish for.
Even now, they haven’t realized that I am one of the Elite Pedophiles on Epstein’s List! Why else wouldn’t I release it? Doh!
So dumb. Sad. Believe me.
Even now, they haven’t realized that I am one of the Elite Pedophiles on Epstein’s List! Why else wouldn’t I release it? Doh!
So dumb. Sad. Believe me.
It worked for me. Believe me.
If you have a small penis just register as a Republican and become a big dick.
July 13, 2025 at 8:26 PM
It worked for me. Believe me.
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I don’t know why there’s all this interest in Epstein, actually.
I used to hang out with him. He was a lot of fun. Until the blackmail arrived. So I stopped being his pal.
Girls used to love meeting us both. They called us “Mushroom & Egg”, but I never found out why…
Now he’s dead. Believe me.
I used to hang out with him. He was a lot of fun. Until the blackmail arrived. So I stopped being his pal.
Girls used to love meeting us both. They called us “Mushroom & Egg”, but I never found out why…
Now he’s dead. Believe me.
July 13, 2025 at 2:25 PM
I don’t know why there’s all this interest in Epstein, actually.
I used to hang out with him. He was a lot of fun. Until the blackmail arrived. So I stopped being his pal.
Girls used to love meeting us both. They called us “Mushroom & Egg”, but I never found out why…
Now he’s dead. Believe me.
I used to hang out with him. He was a lot of fun. Until the blackmail arrived. So I stopped being his pal.
Girls used to love meeting us both. They called us “Mushroom & Egg”, but I never found out why…
Now he’s dead. Believe me.
I don’t know why there’s all this interest in Epstein, actually.
I used to hang out with him. He was a lot of fun. Until the blackmail arrived. So I stopped being his pal.
Girls used to love meeting us both. They called us “Mushroom & Egg”, but I never found out why…
Now he’s dead. Believe me.
I used to hang out with him. He was a lot of fun. Until the blackmail arrived. So I stopped being his pal.
Girls used to love meeting us both. They called us “Mushroom & Egg”, but I never found out why…
Now he’s dead. Believe me.
July 13, 2025 at 2:25 PM
I don’t know why there’s all this interest in Epstein, actually.
I used to hang out with him. He was a lot of fun. Until the blackmail arrived. So I stopped being his pal.
Girls used to love meeting us both. They called us “Mushroom & Egg”, but I never found out why…
Now he’s dead. Believe me.
I used to hang out with him. He was a lot of fun. Until the blackmail arrived. So I stopped being his pal.
Girls used to love meeting us both. They called us “Mushroom & Egg”, but I never found out why…
Now he’s dead. Believe me.
Shit. I’m fucked.
He ain't done yet.
Donald Trump,
" I just grab em by the pussy..."
"when you're a star they let you do it. You can do anything."
and...'The Inspector'
Donald Trump,
" I just grab em by the pussy..."
"when you're a star they let you do it. You can do anything."
and...'The Inspector'
July 13, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Shit. I’m fucked.
When Pam said:
—There was no Epstein Client List.
—Epstein committed suicide.
she misspoke.
What she MEANT to say is:
—The Dems created the Epstein Client List AND PUT THEMSELVES ON IT.
—They then murdered Epstein to stop him blackmailing him.
We’re still not releasing the list because, um, er, …
—There was no Epstein Client List.
—Epstein committed suicide.
she misspoke.
What she MEANT to say is:
—The Dems created the Epstein Client List AND PUT THEMSELVES ON IT.
—They then murdered Epstein to stop him blackmailing him.
We’re still not releasing the list because, um, er, …
July 13, 2025 at 4:45 AM
When Pam said:
—There was no Epstein Client List.
—Epstein committed suicide.
she misspoke.
What she MEANT to say is:
—The Dems created the Epstein Client List AND PUT THEMSELVES ON IT.
—They then murdered Epstein to stop him blackmailing him.
We’re still not releasing the list because, um, er, …
—There was no Epstein Client List.
—Epstein committed suicide.
she misspoke.
What she MEANT to say is:
—The Dems created the Epstein Client List AND PUT THEMSELVES ON IT.
—They then murdered Epstein to stop him blackmailing him.
We’re still not releasing the list because, um, er, …
This is a great idea, that I just had, actually.
Pam! Get on this right-away. Start with the obvious, like Bill Clinton. And then add all the others. Including Hilary and Kamala. They must have been Epstein “clients”, right?
Fixed. Believe me.
Pam! Get on this right-away. Start with the obvious, like Bill Clinton. And then add all the others. Including Hilary and Kamala. They must have been Epstein “clients”, right?
Fixed. Believe me.
I'm honestly surprised they didn't just release completely fake "files" listing every political enemy Trump has, even those with no possible connection to Epstein. His base will believe it absolutely.
July 13, 2025 at 4:34 AM
This is a great idea, that I just had, actually.
Pam! Get on this right-away. Start with the obvious, like Bill Clinton. And then add all the others. Including Hilary and Kamala. They must have been Epstein “clients”, right?
Fixed. Believe me.
Pam! Get on this right-away. Start with the obvious, like Bill Clinton. And then add all the others. Including Hilary and Kamala. They must have been Epstein “clients”, right?
Fixed. Believe me.
I could be convinced, actually. She hasn’t blown me in living memory. And she’s not looking as good as she used to. She’s maybe a 3. At best.
I’m still hot. I should move one of my teenage fans into the White House. Melania wouldn’t like me doing that…
#EpsteinFiles
I’m still hot. I should move one of my teenage fans into the White House. Melania wouldn’t like me doing that…
#EpsteinFiles
July 5, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I could be convinced, actually. She hasn’t blown me in living memory. And she’s not looking as good as she used to. She’s maybe a 3. At best.
I’m still hot. I should move one of my teenage fans into the White House. Melania wouldn’t like me doing that…
#EpsteinFiles
I’m still hot. I should move one of my teenage fans into the White House. Melania wouldn’t like me doing that…
#EpsteinFiles
Fuck it, Pam! I thought you were going to have those videos DESTROYED! If you think you can get a pay-raise by holding them over me, you're mistaken. I'll set Stephen Miller on you. Believe me.
The Associated Press spoke with lawyers and law enforcement officials in criminal cases of Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell who said they hadn’t seen and didn’t know of a trove of recordings like what Attorney General Pam Bondi described.
Mystery surrounds the Jeffrey Epstein files after Bondi claims 'tens of thousands' of videos
Attorney General Pam Bondi’s comments about evidence the Justice Department is reviewing from its Jeffrey Epstein sex trafficking investigation have fueled anticipation about the expected release of more files related to the New York financier.
bit.ly
July 1, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Fuck it, Pam! I thought you were going to have those videos DESTROYED! If you think you can get a pay-raise by holding them over me, you're mistaken. I'll set Stephen Miller on you. Believe me.
It’s amazing, actually. They’ve recreated the exact scent I exude. I like to think it smells like Victory. But the focus group used words like “shit”, “diarrhea”, “sweat”, and “vomit”. I don’t care. My dumb base will buy it, splash it all over their dirty little faces, and gag for days. Believe me.
July 1, 2025 at 5:22 AM
It’s amazing, actually. They’ve recreated the exact scent I exude. I like to think it smells like Victory. But the focus group used words like “shit”, “diarrhea”, “sweat”, and “vomit”. I don’t care. My dumb base will buy it, splash it all over their dirty little faces, and gag for days. Believe me.
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People are saying bibbity bobbity Iran enrichment Duran Duran it’s just a bad word, OK? Gobbledegook covfefe hamberders. It’s simple. Wibble wobble aced my cognitive… tray? No. Cogni… Anyway. Believe me.
June 30, 2025 at 7:29 PM
People are saying bibbity bobbity Iran enrichment Duran Duran it’s just a bad word, OK? Gobbledegook covfefe hamberders. It’s simple. Wibble wobble aced my cognitive… tray? No. Cogni… Anyway. Believe me.
I hate Bullshit Bibi!
He says I have to bomb Iran. So I bypass the diplomacy Liddle' Marco isn't doing, and ignore Congress, and put our Suckers & Losers in harm's way to bomb Iran. Bigly.
Then I would announce I Ended the War and get my NOBEL PEACE PRIZE. But for Bombing Bibi! Believe me.
He says I have to bomb Iran. So I bypass the diplomacy Liddle' Marco isn't doing, and ignore Congress, and put our Suckers & Losers in harm's way to bomb Iran. Bigly.
Then I would announce I Ended the War and get my NOBEL PEACE PRIZE. But for Bombing Bibi! Believe me.
June 24, 2025 at 1:15 PM
I hate Bullshit Bibi!
He says I have to bomb Iran. So I bypass the diplomacy Liddle' Marco isn't doing, and ignore Congress, and put our Suckers & Losers in harm's way to bomb Iran. Bigly.
Then I would announce I Ended the War and get my NOBEL PEACE PRIZE. But for Bombing Bibi! Believe me.
He says I have to bomb Iran. So I bypass the diplomacy Liddle' Marco isn't doing, and ignore Congress, and put our Suckers & Losers in harm's way to bomb Iran. Bigly.
Then I would announce I Ended the War and get my NOBEL PEACE PRIZE. But for Bombing Bibi! Believe me.
People are saying that "Bullshit" Bibi "The War Criminal" Netanyahoo pulled my pants down and showed the world my miniature mushroom.
I hate that guy!
Believe me.
I hate that guy!
Believe me.
June 24, 2025 at 1:06 PM
People are saying that "Bullshit" Bibi "The War Criminal" Netanyahoo pulled my pants down and showed the world my miniature mushroom.
I hate that guy!
Believe me.
I hate that guy!
Believe me.
PLEASE STOP ALL THE WARS! I need my NOBEL PEACE PRIZE!
Thank you for your attention to this matter. I have spoken.
DEMENTED DONNY, PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES
Thank you for your attention to this matter. I have spoken.
DEMENTED DONNY, PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES
June 24, 2025 at 1:03 PM
PLEASE STOP ALL THE WARS! I need my NOBEL PEACE PRIZE!
Thank you for your attention to this matter. I have spoken.
DEMENTED DONNY, PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES
Thank you for your attention to this matter. I have spoken.
DEMENTED DONNY, PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES