@ducktank.bsky.social
Why is it that the most common width of register receipt paper is wider than a dollar bill meaning receipts don't comfortably fit in a wallet without folding it in half length-wise?
October 21, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Why is it that the most common width of register receipt paper is wider than a dollar bill meaning receipts don't comfortably fit in a wallet without folding it in half length-wise?
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rt if you are the founder of antifa
October 14, 2025 at 1:30 AM
rt if you are the founder of antifa
Open note to media outlets: The US does not have a department of war. Please do not legitimize their power grabbing by using that name in your reporting.
October 14, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Open note to media outlets: The US does not have a department of war. Please do not legitimize their power grabbing by using that name in your reporting.
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if john oliver dedicated 35 minutes to how much i suck as a person, i would simply curl up and die
October 13, 2025 at 11:38 PM
if john oliver dedicated 35 minutes to how much i suck as a person, i would simply curl up and die
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The fact that so many US citizens have no idea Bad Bunny is also a US citizen (and don't believe he can be a US citizen) tells you that when they say "citizen," they really just mean white.
October 9, 2025 at 9:11 PM
The fact that so many US citizens have no idea Bad Bunny is also a US citizen (and don't believe he can be a US citizen) tells you that when they say "citizen," they really just mean white.
The president's whole aesthetic is Redneck Rococo
October 6, 2025 at 12:43 AM
The president's whole aesthetic is Redneck Rococo
I get that the definition of "drought" is relative to typical rainfall for a region, but coming from SW Idaho saying Monroe county is experiencing "severe drought" is wild.
October 5, 2025 at 4:06 PM
I get that the definition of "drought" is relative to typical rainfall for a region, but coming from SW Idaho saying Monroe county is experiencing "severe drought" is wild.
Business idea: A coffee shop/women's health clinic called "Bagel with a Smear"
September 30, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Business idea: A coffee shop/women's health clinic called "Bagel with a Smear"
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oh no
"they call it Tylenol PM. you take it when you got a headache and can't sleep while you're expectin'; 18 years later your kid's painting model fighter jets and filming Warhammer lore videos"
September 25, 2025 at 4:06 AM
oh no
A Hollywood location scout after finding the perfect place to film a car chase: "Yeah! Let's get this road on the show!"
September 25, 2025 at 11:20 AM
A Hollywood location scout after finding the perfect place to film a car chase: "Yeah! Let's get this road on the show!"
The bus driver stepped off the bus and is messing with his phone but the bus is still running there is a voice in my head that wants to know if I can drive a bus
September 10, 2025 at 10:12 PM
The bus driver stepped off the bus and is messing with his phone but the bus is still running there is a voice in my head that wants to know if I can drive a bus
Old lady on the bus, walker, bonnet, face mask, latex gloves, straight grooving in her seat to whatever is in her headphones
August 31, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Old lady on the bus, walker, bonnet, face mask, latex gloves, straight grooving in her seat to whatever is in her headphones
Amy Coney Barrett's theme song is set to the tune of Shania Twain's "Man, I Feel Like A Woman" but goes "Damn! I forgot I'm a woman"
August 26, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Amy Coney Barrett's theme song is set to the tune of Shania Twain's "Man, I Feel Like A Woman" but goes "Damn! I forgot I'm a woman"
Maybe Will Smith should try to cuss in his raps to sell records?
August 22, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Maybe Will Smith should try to cuss in his raps to sell records?
Hey, why do untoasted English muffins taste like loose sand?
August 12, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Hey, why do untoasted English muffins taste like loose sand?
I don't know when they stopped putting lima beans in frozen mixed veggies but I'm glad they did
August 9, 2025 at 10:04 PM
I don't know when they stopped putting lima beans in frozen mixed veggies but I'm glad they did
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Hallo friends! If you’re seeing this please give it a bit of love for the algorithm.
Hey! I’m in London! I’ll be at Soho Theatre 6-9 August doing my very silly show A Passion For Passion and in Edinburgh after then.
🎟️ https://www.alicecomedyfraser.com/upcoming-gigs
Hey! I’m in London! I’ll be at Soho Theatre 6-9 August doing my very silly show A Passion For Passion and in Edinburgh after then.
🎟️ https://www.alicecomedyfraser.com/upcoming-gigs
August 9, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Hallo friends! If you’re seeing this please give it a bit of love for the algorithm.
Hey! I’m in London! I’ll be at Soho Theatre 6-9 August doing my very silly show A Passion For Passion and in Edinburgh after then.
🎟️ https://www.alicecomedyfraser.com/upcoming-gigs
Hey! I’m in London! I’ll be at Soho Theatre 6-9 August doing my very silly show A Passion For Passion and in Edinburgh after then.
🎟️ https://www.alicecomedyfraser.com/upcoming-gigs
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Hallo friends! If you’re seeing this please give it a bit of love for the algorithm.
Hey! I’m in London! I’ll be at Soho Theatre 6-9 August doing my very silly show A Passion For Passion and in Edinburgh after then.
🎟️ https://www.alicecomedyfraser.com/upcoming-gigs
Hey! I’m in London! I’ll be at Soho Theatre 6-9 August doing my very silly show A Passion For Passion and in Edinburgh after then.
🎟️ https://www.alicecomedyfraser.com/upcoming-gigs
August 8, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Hallo friends! If you’re seeing this please give it a bit of love for the algorithm.
Hey! I’m in London! I’ll be at Soho Theatre 6-9 August doing my very silly show A Passion For Passion and in Edinburgh after then.
🎟️ https://www.alicecomedyfraser.com/upcoming-gigs
Hey! I’m in London! I’ll be at Soho Theatre 6-9 August doing my very silly show A Passion For Passion and in Edinburgh after then.
🎟️ https://www.alicecomedyfraser.com/upcoming-gigs
#ICE is desperate for people and I think everyone should apply. Drag out the interview process as long as possible and waste their time. If you do get hired be deliberately incompetent until you get fired.
August 8, 2025 at 8:30 PM
#ICE is desperate for people and I think everyone should apply. Drag out the interview process as long as possible and waste their time. If you do get hired be deliberately incompetent until you get fired.
This is why I love @nightvaleradio.bsky.social
"After eating a whole turducken, which is a turnip-filled duck stuffed inside a Wiccan"
"After eating a whole turducken, which is a turnip-filled duck stuffed inside a Wiccan"
June 30, 2025 at 10:11 PM
This is why I love @nightvaleradio.bsky.social
"After eating a whole turducken, which is a turnip-filled duck stuffed inside a Wiccan"
"After eating a whole turducken, which is a turnip-filled duck stuffed inside a Wiccan"
I was wondering why the right to vote is known as suffrage when no other rights seem to have special names. Turns out it's probably from a Latin word for ballot.
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suffrage
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suffrage
Suffrage - Wikipedia
en.m.wikipedia.org
June 11, 2025 at 4:34 PM
I was wondering why the right to vote is known as suffrage when no other rights seem to have special names. Turns out it's probably from a Latin word for ballot.
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suffrage
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suffrage
Are meat sweats a scientifically recognized phenomenon?
June 6, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Are meat sweats a scientifically recognized phenomenon?
God damn even the microscopic animals in Australia want to kill you
May 30, 2025 at 12:21 AM
God damn even the microscopic animals in Australia want to kill you