Duckshow
@duckshow.bsky.social
My brain is 80% stupid-idea soup, 20% existential dread, and I think my time on bsky proves as much
Swedish, gamedev, socialist 🇸🇪✊
Swedish, gamedev, socialist 🇸🇪✊
Really beautiful stories in the comments here about the various last meals people gave their dogs - chocolate or not 🥲♥️
When I go, give me a full liter of heroin, please 😌
When I go, give me a full liter of heroin, please 😌
I think giving your dog chocolate as a last meal is incredibly selfish. Just saying.
November 22, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Really beautiful stories in the comments here about the various last meals people gave their dogs - chocolate or not 🥲♥️
When I go, give me a full liter of heroin, please 😌
When I go, give me a full liter of heroin, please 😌
BREAKING: Trump is cutting ties with MTG
From Truth Social: "I don't know what happened but lately the FORMERLY great MTG has joined the RADICAL LEFT!! There used to only be wizards and dragons but I hear now they have these SPIDERMAN cards! SPIDEYS A MENACE TO NEW YORK I hear hes NOT A GREAT GUY
From Truth Social: "I don't know what happened but lately the FORMERLY great MTG has joined the RADICAL LEFT!! There used to only be wizards and dragons but I hear now they have these SPIDERMAN cards! SPIDEYS A MENACE TO NEW YORK I hear hes NOT A GREAT GUY
November 15, 2025 at 7:34 AM
BREAKING: Trump is cutting ties with MTG
From Truth Social: "I don't know what happened but lately the FORMERLY great MTG has joined the RADICAL LEFT!! There used to only be wizards and dragons but I hear now they have these SPIDERMAN cards! SPIDEYS A MENACE TO NEW YORK I hear hes NOT A GREAT GUY
From Truth Social: "I don't know what happened but lately the FORMERLY great MTG has joined the RADICAL LEFT!! There used to only be wizards and dragons but I hear now they have these SPIDERMAN cards! SPIDEYS A MENACE TO NEW YORK I hear hes NOT A GREAT GUY
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Herregud. Se detta! Danmarks socialdemokratiska (!) statsminister jämför olika politiska förslags viktighet. Dystopiskt och surrealistiskt.
November 14, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Herregud. Se detta! Danmarks socialdemokratiska (!) statsminister jämför olika politiska förslags viktighet. Dystopiskt och surrealistiskt.
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can’t tell if my antidepressants aren’t working or if they just weren’t built for this. like, zoloft was introduced in the 90s it barely needed to work then. if you got sad you could just buy a house.
November 3, 2025 at 11:50 PM
can’t tell if my antidepressants aren’t working or if they just weren’t built for this. like, zoloft was introduced in the 90s it barely needed to work then. if you got sad you could just buy a house.
I really wanna buy one of those full-scale butt sex toys and connect it to an air pump; thus enabling the production of the world's longest fart.
I'd call it... "Society"
I'd call it... "Society"
November 4, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I really wanna buy one of those full-scale butt sex toys and connect it to an air pump; thus enabling the production of the world's longest fart.
I'd call it... "Society"
I'd call it... "Society"
Happy Dick Cheney Death Day, I guess 🎉
November 4, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Happy Dick Cheney Death Day, I guess 🎉
The problem with holding celebrities accountable under the law is that everyone knows them and are biased - but finally, I have the solution:
We simply borrow a few people from uncontacted tribes each year and employ them as judges! This will be very confusing to them, but mutually beneficial.
We simply borrow a few people from uncontacted tribes each year and employ them as judges! This will be very confusing to them, but mutually beneficial.
November 3, 2025 at 1:56 PM
The problem with holding celebrities accountable under the law is that everyone knows them and are biased - but finally, I have the solution:
We simply borrow a few people from uncontacted tribes each year and employ them as judges! This will be very confusing to them, but mutually beneficial.
We simply borrow a few people from uncontacted tribes each year and employ them as judges! This will be very confusing to them, but mutually beneficial.
In the 4th book of The Expanse, a small group of an ethnic minority settles a planet before a powerful corporation swoops in with the deed to the land. Tensions rise, people die, but of course, the settlers have no chance to resist colonization.
The name of the corporation's ship? The Edward Israel
The name of the corporation's ship? The Edward Israel
November 2, 2025 at 11:22 AM
In the 4th book of The Expanse, a small group of an ethnic minority settles a planet before a powerful corporation swoops in with the deed to the land. Tensions rise, people die, but of course, the settlers have no chance to resist colonization.
The name of the corporation's ship? The Edward Israel
The name of the corporation's ship? The Edward Israel
Saw a partial LIDL logo on a shirt, thought it was Milhouse
November 1, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Saw a partial LIDL logo on a shirt, thought it was Milhouse
omni.se/a/KMQg4o
Ursäkta?? Liberalerna - det liberala partiet, liberalismens högborg - vill lagstifta vad två vuxna, samtyckande personer gör i sitt egna sovrum??
Libera- okej, vet ni, ju mer jag säger det, desto mindre förvånad blir jag.
Ursäkta?? Liberalerna - det liberala partiet, liberalismens högborg - vill lagstifta vad två vuxna, samtyckande personer gör i sitt egna sovrum??
Libera- okej, vet ni, ju mer jag säger det, desto mindre förvånad blir jag.
Liberalerna vill kriminalisera strypsex
Liberalerna vill kriminalisera strypsex. Det säger jämställdhetsminister Nina Larsson till Ekot.
omni.se
October 30, 2025 at 7:18 AM
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Ursäkta?? Liberalerna - det liberala partiet, liberalismens högborg - vill lagstifta vad två vuxna, samtyckande personer gör i sitt egna sovrum??
Libera- okej, vet ni, ju mer jag säger det, desto mindre förvånad blir jag.
Ursäkta?? Liberalerna - det liberala partiet, liberalismens högborg - vill lagstifta vad två vuxna, samtyckande personer gör i sitt egna sovrum??
Libera- okej, vet ni, ju mer jag säger det, desto mindre förvånad blir jag.
Oh, plot twist - the invasion of foreigners was orchestrated by the deep state
I didn't much care for this campaign, but at least there wasn't any politics 😌
I didn't much care for this campaign, but at least there wasn't any politics 😌
Battlefield 6's campaign tries its best to stay apolitical, which is why instead of depicting a real country as the enemy, the story is about America being invaded by "foreigners" 🙂
October 26, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Oh, plot twist - the invasion of foreigners was orchestrated by the deep state
I didn't much care for this campaign, but at least there wasn't any politics 😌
I didn't much care for this campaign, but at least there wasn't any politics 😌
In these times of division and conflict, I do think there's one thing we can all agree on as a people:
The little strings that fall off the banana when you peel it, those are wires, right? They connect the soft inner fruit to the peel, and thus to the tree, right? We're all thinking about this.
The little strings that fall off the banana when you peel it, those are wires, right? They connect the soft inner fruit to the peel, and thus to the tree, right? We're all thinking about this.
October 24, 2025 at 2:06 PM
In these times of division and conflict, I do think there's one thing we can all agree on as a people:
The little strings that fall off the banana when you peel it, those are wires, right? They connect the soft inner fruit to the peel, and thus to the tree, right? We're all thinking about this.
The little strings that fall off the banana when you peel it, those are wires, right? They connect the soft inner fruit to the peel, and thus to the tree, right? We're all thinking about this.
10 billion humanoid robots. That's 6.66 robots for every single car on the planet. Imagine rush hour in Tokyo or NYC; now double the amount of people because more than half is gonna be a fucking clanker. Truly a generational thinker, this guy
MUSK, in Riyadh:
"My prediction, actually, for humanoid robots is that ultimately they will be tens of billions. I think everyone will want to have their personal robot. You can think of it like, as though you had your own personal C-3POor R2-D2. But
even better.
@cnbc.com $TSLA
"My prediction, actually, for humanoid robots is that ultimately they will be tens of billions. I think everyone will want to have their personal robot. You can think of it like, as though you had your own personal C-3POor R2-D2. But
even better.
@cnbc.com $TSLA
October 23, 2025 at 1:19 PM
10 billion humanoid robots. That's 6.66 robots for every single car on the planet. Imagine rush hour in Tokyo or NYC; now double the amount of people because more than half is gonna be a fucking clanker. Truly a generational thinker, this guy
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Svensk sjukvård fungerar på en simpel idé: om vi bokar in dig om några månader så går dina symptom antagligen över innan ditt besök!
Systemet funkar 🙂👍
Systemet funkar 🙂👍
October 22, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Svensk sjukvård fungerar på en simpel idé: om vi bokar in dig om några månader så går dina symptom antagligen över innan ditt besök!
Systemet funkar 🙂👍
Systemet funkar 🙂👍
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297 miljoner i vinst förra året. Men populära vägkrogen Chopchop döljer en värld av brännskador, övervakningskameror och livrädda, kinesiska gästarbetare. Läs vpr granskning!
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Skrämsel och övervakning bakom Chopchop-leendet – så styrs familjekrogen
Populära restaurangen gick med 297 miljoner i vinst förra året.
arbetet.se
October 21, 2025 at 5:23 AM
297 miljoner i vinst förra året. Men populära vägkrogen Chopchop döljer en värld av brännskador, övervakningskameror och livrädda, kinesiska gästarbetare. Läs vpr granskning!
arbetet.se/2025/10/21/s...
arbetet.se/2025/10/21/s...
Tried introducing two cats to musical instruments; they were terrified and rejected the music.
Truly, this is what Prometheus must've felt like.
Truly, this is what Prometheus must've felt like.
October 19, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Tried introducing two cats to musical instruments; they were terrified and rejected the music.
Truly, this is what Prometheus must've felt like.
Truly, this is what Prometheus must've felt like.
Sounds like Wong Kai voted for the Wong Gai
immigrant grocery store owner who voted for Trump to lower grocery prices and then got wrecked by tariffs. mfer you run a business called "Wong Kai Imports" what the hell did you think was gonna happen
"A beloved family-run grocery store in Florida may have to close its doors after 43 years because of tariffs." www.dailymail.co.uk/yourmoney/ar...
October 19, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Sounds like Wong Kai voted for the Wong Gai
Also, subscribing to organized religion is such absolute limp-dick cuck shit
Catholic guy: "here's what I believe in"
A guy with a big hat: "no, your beliefs are wrong"
Catholic guy: "oh my god, my god - why hast thou forsaken me??? 😭"
Catholic guy: "here's what I believe in"
A guy with a big hat: "no, your beliefs are wrong"
Catholic guy: "oh my god, my god - why hast thou forsaken me??? 😭"
heartbroken to learn the pope sympathizes with the poor. how can i continue to believe in god
October 18, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Also, subscribing to organized religion is such absolute limp-dick cuck shit
Catholic guy: "here's what I believe in"
A guy with a big hat: "no, your beliefs are wrong"
Catholic guy: "oh my god, my god - why hast thou forsaken me??? 😭"
Catholic guy: "here's what I believe in"
A guy with a big hat: "no, your beliefs are wrong"
Catholic guy: "oh my god, my god - why hast thou forsaken me??? 😭"
No.
Cory Doctorow’s theory of “enshittification” explains how tech platforms rot from within. As AI grows more profitable—and powerful—it risks the same fate.
Can AI Avoid the Enshittification Trap?
Cory Doctorow’s theory of “enshittification” explains how tech platforms rot from within. As AI grows more profitable—and powerful—it risks the same fate.
wrd.cm
October 17, 2025 at 3:19 PM
No.
Calling it now: the only reason Israel did the ceasefire was to get the hostages back before they accuse Hamas of breaking the deal and going back to slaughtering everyone
October 14, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Calling it now: the only reason Israel did the ceasefire was to get the hostages back before they accuse Hamas of breaking the deal and going back to slaughtering everyone
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Battlefield 6's campaign tries its best to stay apolitical, which is why instead of depicting a real country as the enemy, the story is about America being invaded by "foreigners" 🙂
October 12, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Battlefield 6's campaign tries its best to stay apolitical, which is why instead of depicting a real country as the enemy, the story is about America being invaded by "foreigners" 🙂
It's kinda fucked how irresponsible OpenAI is with their money; like how the fuck are you planning to make money off people generating videos when people generating *text* is already bleeding your coffers??
We've propped up the entire world economy onto a bunch of dumbasses
We've propped up the entire world economy onto a bunch of dumbasses
October 9, 2025 at 9:40 AM
It's kinda fucked how irresponsible OpenAI is with their money; like how the fuck are you planning to make money off people generating videos when people generating *text* is already bleeding your coffers??
We've propped up the entire world economy onto a bunch of dumbasses
We've propped up the entire world economy onto a bunch of dumbasses
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Robin Williams' daughter has some quality thoughts on AI slop
October 6, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Robin Williams' daughter has some quality thoughts on AI slop