Urianger Augurelt (in spaaaaace)
@drunkurianger.bsky.social
Drunk Uriangier@Brynhildr | maaaayhap a bit sloshed | slightly obsessed with bunnies | Lav Beds w11 p30 - yes, thou strange folk may acquire milkshakes from the retainer in mine yard, or come inside for a proper drink
Hmm... as Thancred hath managed to acquire rights to a Fanfest ticket, and we had spoken of "meeting up" if we shouldst both be so fortunate, I thought to have a look at the general ticket purchasing site...
...I believe I can now say with surety, I shalt not be at Fanfest.
...I believe I can now say with surety, I shalt not be at Fanfest.
November 14, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Hmm... as Thancred hath managed to acquire rights to a Fanfest ticket, and we had spoken of "meeting up" if we shouldst both be so fortunate, I thought to have a look at the general ticket purchasing site...
...I believe I can now say with surety, I shalt not be at Fanfest.
...I believe I can now say with surety, I shalt not be at Fanfest.
Whilst this is adorable and fun as 'tis... now I find myself dreaming that one day they may release a reskin of sorts which is a giant pudding, and Puddingway joineth thee for the ride. :)
(Aye, mine heart returneth to Island Sanctuary at the most tenuous of reminders.)
(Aye, mine heart returneth to Island Sanctuary at the most tenuous of reminders.)
Creamy or spicy - what's your broth of choice?
Get your condiment game on and huddle up for a feast of yummy goodness! 🌶️🍄🟫🧄 sqex.to/ffxivstore
Get your condiment game on and huddle up for a feast of yummy goodness! 🌶️🍄🟫🧄 sqex.to/ffxivstore
November 14, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Whilst this is adorable and fun as 'tis... now I find myself dreaming that one day they may release a reskin of sorts which is a giant pudding, and Puddingway joineth thee for the ride. :)
(Aye, mine heart returneth to Island Sanctuary at the most tenuous of reminders.)
(Aye, mine heart returneth to Island Sanctuary at the most tenuous of reminders.)
....
:/
:/
November 14, 2025 at 4:34 AM
....
:/
:/
Reposted by Urianger Augurelt (in spaaaaace)
Cinder Surprise returns from vacation next week! Are you ready? If you're like me, you might get flustered in the moment and struggle to remember all the steps to give yourself the best chance of catching the Big Fish. Maybe this little song I wrote will help you out!
#FFXIVParodies
#FFXIVParodies
FFXIV Parodies - Mr. Surprise (The Killers - Mr. Brightside Filk/Parody Cover)
YouTube video by MelodicBlue
youtu.be
November 12, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Cinder Surprise returns from vacation next week! Are you ready? If you're like me, you might get flustered in the moment and struggle to remember all the steps to give yourself the best chance of catching the Big Fish. Maybe this little song I wrote will help you out!
#FFXIVParodies
#FFXIVParodies
Mayhap I shalt use this opportunity to thank everyone who hath bestowed dotes, lovehearts, or spontaneously traded me sweets whilst I was simply going about my business. Those who showeth patience in duties, those who hath "played along"...
Thou improvest mine existence a hundredfold. <3
Thou improvest mine existence a hundredfold. <3
Celebrating #WorldKindnessDay with a new illustration featuring some familiar faces enjoying a day out in Tuliyollal!
Share with us any heart-warming moments of kindness you've experienced in the world of #FFXIV! 🤗🫂
Share with us any heart-warming moments of kindness you've experienced in the world of #FFXIV! 🤗🫂
November 13, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Mayhap I shalt use this opportunity to thank everyone who hath bestowed dotes, lovehearts, or spontaneously traded me sweets whilst I was simply going about my business. Those who showeth patience in duties, those who hath "played along"...
Thou improvest mine existence a hundredfold. <3
Thou improvest mine existence a hundredfold. <3
...'Tis amusing that two of mine favorite characters from different realms (both unrelentingly uplifting characters, at that) share a nameday.
Mayhap I shouldst draw the two of them. Sharing pocky. :)
Mayhap I shouldst draw the two of them. Sharing pocky. :)
November 11, 2025 at 4:35 PM
...'Tis amusing that two of mine favorite characters from different realms (both unrelentingly uplifting characters, at that) share a nameday.
Mayhap I shouldst draw the two of them. Sharing pocky. :)
Mayhap I shouldst draw the two of them. Sharing pocky. :)
Alas, 'twould seem fortune hath not been in my favor for either MAGFest nor Fanfest.
...And beyond this, I did not even manage to get lodgings within walking distance of the con which hath been my nameday party for over a decade. :/
Mayhap 'tis time to give up.
...And beyond this, I did not even manage to get lodgings within walking distance of the con which hath been my nameday party for over a decade. :/
Mayhap 'tis time to give up.
November 10, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Alas, 'twould seem fortune hath not been in my favor for either MAGFest nor Fanfest.
...And beyond this, I did not even manage to get lodgings within walking distance of the con which hath been my nameday party for over a decade. :/
Mayhap 'tis time to give up.
...And beyond this, I did not even manage to get lodgings within walking distance of the con which hath been my nameday party for over a decade. :/
Mayhap 'tis time to give up.
Reposted by Urianger Augurelt (in spaaaaace)
Rarely 'tis a border so clearly demarcated, yet forsooth I hath found the map's edge whereupon North Shroud becometh Central Coerthas.
November 9, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Rarely 'tis a border so clearly demarcated, yet forsooth I hath found the map's edge whereupon North Shroud becometh Central Coerthas.
How I long to fall asleep in mine own house, on mine own bed, and wake up there rather than in the front yard.
(...'Twas possibly a problem unique unto myself, given certain habits. Yet I think not.)
(...'Twas possibly a problem unique unto myself, given certain habits. Yet I think not.)
#wolqotd #wolquestion
You have been granted one (1) minor boon from Yoshi-P: you can add, subtract, or change something about FFXIV in a *minor* way, no restructuring entire systems or expac stories, nothing that changes the course of the narrative. What do you choose?
You have been granted one (1) minor boon from Yoshi-P: you can add, subtract, or change something about FFXIV in a *minor* way, no restructuring entire systems or expac stories, nothing that changes the course of the narrative. What do you choose?
November 9, 2025 at 6:19 AM
How I long to fall asleep in mine own house, on mine own bed, and wake up there rather than in the front yard.
(...'Twas possibly a problem unique unto myself, given certain habits. Yet I think not.)
(...'Twas possibly a problem unique unto myself, given certain habits. Yet I think not.)
Ah, the inaugural snowfall of the season is upon us... thus when earlier I didst find what was like to be the final clover of the year, 'twas given to one deserving of such treasure.
November 9, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Ah, the inaugural snowfall of the season is upon us... thus when earlier I didst find what was like to be the final clover of the year, 'twas given to one deserving of such treasure.
Mayhap 'tis foolish - yet if once didst I consider someone a friend, 'tis little difference whether I hath lost them to distance, death... or deceit and betrayal of trust.
For where once there was a friend, now there is naught but an empty space... and thus I cannot help but mourn the loss.
For where once there was a friend, now there is naught but an empty space... and thus I cannot help but mourn the loss.
November 6, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Mayhap 'tis foolish - yet if once didst I consider someone a friend, 'tis little difference whether I hath lost them to distance, death... or deceit and betrayal of trust.
For where once there was a friend, now there is naught but an empty space... and thus I cannot help but mourn the loss.
For where once there was a friend, now there is naught but an empty space... and thus I cannot help but mourn the loss.
Reposted by Urianger Augurelt (in spaaaaace)
...I fear I hath let Thancred talk me into another ill-advised venture...
...by which I mean entering the Fanfest lottery despite it being a 32 hour drive (and my health doth not permit air travel). -_-
...by which I mean entering the Fanfest lottery despite it being a 32 hour drive (and my health doth not permit air travel). -_-
November 2, 2025 at 10:34 PM
...I fear I hath let Thancred talk me into another ill-advised venture...
...by which I mean entering the Fanfest lottery despite it being a 32 hour drive (and my health doth not permit air travel). -_-
...by which I mean entering the Fanfest lottery despite it being a 32 hour drive (and my health doth not permit air travel). -_-
Reposted by Urianger Augurelt (in spaaaaace)
When the powers that be seeketh to stoke thy hate, terror, and sorrow, to bring about ruin - if one shouldst laugh, act with kindness and mercy, create before their monuments to despair ephemeral moments of whimsy and beauty...
These pursuits art, as the younglings doth speak, "punk af".
These pursuits art, as the younglings doth speak, "punk af".
November 1, 2025 at 2:29 PM
When the powers that be seeketh to stoke thy hate, terror, and sorrow, to bring about ruin - if one shouldst laugh, act with kindness and mercy, create before their monuments to despair ephemeral moments of whimsy and beauty...
These pursuits art, as the younglings doth speak, "punk af".
These pursuits art, as the younglings doth speak, "punk af".
When the powers that be seeketh to stoke thy hate, terror, and sorrow, to bring about ruin - if one shouldst laugh, act with kindness and mercy, create before their monuments to despair ephemeral moments of whimsy and beauty...
These pursuits art, as the younglings doth speak, "punk af".
These pursuits art, as the younglings doth speak, "punk af".
November 1, 2025 at 2:29 PM
When the powers that be seeketh to stoke thy hate, terror, and sorrow, to bring about ruin - if one shouldst laugh, act with kindness and mercy, create before their monuments to despair ephemeral moments of whimsy and beauty...
These pursuits art, as the younglings doth speak, "punk af".
These pursuits art, as the younglings doth speak, "punk af".
...'tis the very beginnings of the project, as I hath received the majority of the trinkets over the course of the last week...
October 26, 2025 at 2:41 AM
...'tis the very beginnings of the project, as I hath received the majority of the trinkets over the course of the last week...
Sigh. Mine aetheric routes to Eorzea hath returned... nearly three hours into the party. -_-
Anyhow, for thine enjoyment or mayhap bewilderment, mine intended attire for the eve... I hath become a graceful unicorn. :)
Anyhow, for thine enjoyment or mayhap bewilderment, mine intended attire for the eve... I hath become a graceful unicorn. :)
October 26, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Sigh. Mine aetheric routes to Eorzea hath returned... nearly three hours into the party. -_-
Anyhow, for thine enjoyment or mayhap bewilderment, mine intended attire for the eve... I hath become a graceful unicorn. :)
Anyhow, for thine enjoyment or mayhap bewilderment, mine intended attire for the eve... I hath become a graceful unicorn. :)
Reposted by Urianger Augurelt (in spaaaaace)
Mine mood nor mine health hath permitted me to feel festive of late, yet 'tis happening tonight (Saturday) at the FC house for those who may wish to make merry.
I... shalt likely be about somewhere. Mayhap unconscious. (Presently, 'tis a private show happening inside the carriage out front...)
I... shalt likely be about somewhere. Mayhap unconscious. (Presently, 'tis a private show happening inside the carriage out front...)
October 25, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Mine mood nor mine health hath permitted me to feel festive of late, yet 'tis happening tonight (Saturday) at the FC house for those who may wish to make merry.
I... shalt likely be about somewhere. Mayhap unconscious. (Presently, 'tis a private show happening inside the carriage out front...)
I... shalt likely be about somewhere. Mayhap unconscious. (Presently, 'tis a private show happening inside the carriage out front...)
Mine mood nor mine health hath permitted me to feel festive of late, yet 'tis happening tonight (Saturday) at the FC house for those who may wish to make merry.
I... shalt likely be about somewhere. Mayhap unconscious. (Presently, 'tis a private show happening inside the carriage out front...)
I... shalt likely be about somewhere. Mayhap unconscious. (Presently, 'tis a private show happening inside the carriage out front...)
October 25, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Mine mood nor mine health hath permitted me to feel festive of late, yet 'tis happening tonight (Saturday) at the FC house for those who may wish to make merry.
I... shalt likely be about somewhere. Mayhap unconscious. (Presently, 'tis a private show happening inside the carriage out front...)
I... shalt likely be about somewhere. Mayhap unconscious. (Presently, 'tis a private show happening inside the carriage out front...)
((For those who hath asked if I am okay...
1: "okay" is a highly subjective term and difficult to measure in any meaningful fashion
2: no))
1: "okay" is a highly subjective term and difficult to measure in any meaningful fashion
2: no))
October 11, 2025 at 2:39 AM
((For those who hath asked if I am okay...
1: "okay" is a highly subjective term and difficult to measure in any meaningful fashion
2: no))
1: "okay" is a highly subjective term and difficult to measure in any meaningful fashion
2: no))
Mayhap I must needs expand mine retainers' offerings so that more than mere milkshakes may be enjoyed whilst yon gentlefolk linger in mine yard.
Urianger's VA sings soda pop!
thank you thimothy for accepting this dumb request and making it so amazing!
www.youtube.com/shorts/wDz3I...
thank you thimothy for accepting this dumb request and making it so amazing!
www.youtube.com/shorts/wDz3I...
Urianger Soda Pop
YouTube video by Ruby Arch
www.youtube.com
October 10, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Mayhap I must needs expand mine retainers' offerings so that more than mere milkshakes may be enjoyed whilst yon gentlefolk linger in mine yard.
I've some concern such garb may attract beastkin who might detect the delicious aroma and believe it a snack, and likewise the Pelupelu to whom it shalt be proffered, but very well 🤷
October 10, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I've some concern such garb may attract beastkin who might detect the delicious aroma and believe it a snack, and likewise the Pelupelu to whom it shalt be proffered, but very well 🤷
Reposted by Urianger Augurelt (in spaaaaace)
Chiitan has a dream.
I hope that one day the term LGBT will become a thing of the past.
I will continue to spread my message until we live in a world where everyone can love freely and is free from persecution and discrimination.
Until then, let's all support each other🤍
I hope that one day the term LGBT will become a thing of the past.
I will continue to spread my message until we live in a world where everyone can love freely and is free from persecution and discrimination.
Until then, let's all support each other🤍
October 9, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Chiitan has a dream.
I hope that one day the term LGBT will become a thing of the past.
I will continue to spread my message until we live in a world where everyone can love freely and is free from persecution and discrimination.
Until then, let's all support each other🤍
I hope that one day the term LGBT will become a thing of the past.
I will continue to spread my message until we live in a world where everyone can love freely and is free from persecution and discrimination.
Until then, let's all support each other🤍