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Goblin Teeth
@drteethdog.bsky.social
A little goblin that makes art occasionally
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Hello I’m Teeth! I’m a primarily traditional queer artist from the upper Midwest who loves drawing and painting animals and fantasy creatures as well as various other things. I’m also just a huge nerd!
I will never forgive any foreigner that says that Americans aren’t doing enough to stop our government and then doesn’t offer to help us when we tell them that if we do anything more we will be killed
January 9, 2026 at 3:51 PM
I need a hairstylist to explain why they are charging so much nowadays. Like $70 or more for a haircut that I will need to get redone in a month or two is insane
January 9, 2026 at 3:21 PM
All ICE officers should suffer for eternity
January 8, 2026 at 8:14 PM
It’s fucked up that I have to call in my ADHD medicine every month
December 19, 2025 at 4:39 PM
It’s really fun to have my dad that I’m no contact call my boss and try to trick my boss into getting me to contact him
December 18, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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Develop “concept art”?? 💀 💀 💀

All the image models solely rely on stolen work of countless of artists to function at capacity.

Using them not only is deeply unethical but puts the company at risk.

Not worth it and I truly hope ( hell, I’m begging) that they reconsider 😭
December 16, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I also have now finished two runs of Dispatch. Easily a 10/10 game
December 12, 2025 at 12:09 PM
You’re all me if my life and genetics were completely different
December 6, 2025 at 3:21 PM
I genuinely don’t think a single new data center should be built until existing ones retire
December 3, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Genuinely my biggest dream is to have a small house where I can fill the yard with native plants and have a garden
November 23, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Y’all mind if I just live in a little hut in the woods and make potions
November 23, 2025 at 1:20 PM
My family was cursed with facial hair and body hair that will grow out instantly when shaved. It is literally impossible for me to be clean shaven for more than like two hours max
November 18, 2025 at 2:37 PM
On my hands and knees begging Brits to melt their cheese I can’t stand seeing more unmelted cheese on top of fries and burgers
November 18, 2025 at 2:26 PM
I hate the constant sense of impending doom I get when things start going well
November 18, 2025 at 2:22 PM
The THC ban is going to cause a lot of people to lose their jobs in a time where the job market is completely fucked, will cause many people with chronic pain to turn to other much more dangerous options, and will lead ultimately to more deaths
November 14, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I fucking hate that everything is subscription based now I hope all the fucking executives that push this shit are beaten to a pulp
November 12, 2025 at 4:43 PM
I need Yurgir’s bed but instead of corpses it’s plushies
November 6, 2025 at 1:27 PM
I love interacting with corporations they make so many fun excuses for why they can’t do anything
October 20, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Define your music taste in eight artists

TMBG
Kneecap
Sorry Mom
AJJ
Lemon Demon
Talking Heads
Phil Ochs
Cavetown
define your music taste in eight artists

ben folds five
100 gecs
nine inch nails
kendrick lamar
weird al yankovic
kmfdm
prodigy
beach boys
define your music taste in eight artists

electric light orchestra
radiohead
weyes blood
cocteau twins
david bowie
nine inch nails
beck
john cale
October 17, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I refuse believe national debt is a real thing
October 17, 2025 at 12:31 PM
I just saw someone from the south saying midwesterners are impatient because we say “ope let me squeeze right past you” even when there isn’t room for two people
October 15, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Hasan defenders are wild. Just because bad people started spreading something it doesn’t make that untrue. I obviously can’t prove he abuses his dog but there are definitely red flags as there are with a lot of things about him
October 9, 2025 at 1:13 PM
I see people switching to mastodon and I gotta be honest I can’t move to a new social media platform again. Once I decide to move on from here that’s it for social media for me
October 7, 2025 at 1:35 PM
I just learned some of the lyrics on Taylor swift’s new album and she’s just being likely openly bigoted now it seems
October 6, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I’ve been watching more anime recently and the one issue I have is that they need to stop with the amount of of pedophiles
October 5, 2025 at 1:21 PM