🔮The Time Wizard🔮
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I need a cigarette
March 15, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I need a cigarette
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Men will say “I’m involuntarily celibate” but choose to be misogynistic
March 14, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Men will say “I’m involuntarily celibate” but choose to be misogynistic
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I managed to bite my lip so hard that it won't stop bleeding. I was eating a quesadilla. 🤦
I have a very particular set of skills...
I have a very particular set of skills...
March 13, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I managed to bite my lip so hard that it won't stop bleeding. I was eating a quesadilla. 🤦
I have a very particular set of skills...
I have a very particular set of skills...
working at a car wash really makes you realize how many people can't fucking drive and don't know how to put their car in neutral. it's baffling, actually.
March 11, 2025 at 6:27 PM
working at a car wash really makes you realize how many people can't fucking drive and don't know how to put their car in neutral. it's baffling, actually.
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Dear Canada DO NOT give in to this motherfucker. Call his bluff and raise him.
Signed: A US citizen ready to ride it out for the greater good.
Signed: A US citizen ready to ride it out for the greater good.
a red white and blue canadian flag with a maple leaf
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media.tenor.com
March 11, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Dear Canada DO NOT give in to this motherfucker. Call his bluff and raise him.
Signed: A US citizen ready to ride it out for the greater good.
Signed: A US citizen ready to ride it out for the greater good.
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You can transition in your 30s. It's fine
March 11, 2025 at 2:09 PM
You can transition in your 30s. It's fine
my best friend doesn't even follow me on here. BITCH IF YOU DONT WAKE UP!!!!
March 11, 2025 at 2:00 PM
my best friend doesn't even follow me on here. BITCH IF YOU DONT WAKE UP!!!!
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dermatologist grimly sipping coffee and thinking goddamnit more skin today
March 11, 2025 at 1:28 PM
dermatologist grimly sipping coffee and thinking goddamnit more skin today
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the sense of smell is really crazy cause why did I smell my aunt and uncles old house in a random person's car 💀
March 11, 2025 at 1:48 PM
the sense of smell is really crazy cause why did I smell my aunt and uncles old house in a random person's car 💀
idk how this works lol follow me im funny sometimes
March 11, 2025 at 1:06 PM
idk how this works lol follow me im funny sometimes
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my wife & i, yet again
November 25, 2024 at 6:35 PM
my wife & i, yet again
I HAVE ARRIVED
July 25, 2023 at 3:08 AM
I HAVE ARRIVED