Gregory
@drjillbiden.bsky.social
A fun fact about me is something bad happened to my cousin. I am not the former First Lady. Kamala wasn't speaking to me. Nothing is real.
If you held a gun to my head and said my only hope for survival required me to tell you what Salesforce does, I would be very very dead
November 5, 2025 at 5:54 AM
If you held a gun to my head and said my only hope for survival required me to tell you what Salesforce does, I would be very very dead
I hate marketing emails. I hit that unsubscribe button so quickly, the first time a new company emails me. Gotta nip that in the bud and maintain my peace. But all rules have exceptions, all people have vices, and all ice cream belongs inside me. Even at 10AM.
October 24, 2025 at 1:24 PM
I hate marketing emails. I hit that unsubscribe button so quickly, the first time a new company emails me. Gotta nip that in the bud and maintain my peace. But all rules have exceptions, all people have vices, and all ice cream belongs inside me. Even at 10AM.
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Hours after Cuomo’s campaign posts — and quickly deletes — a racialized ad depicting “criminals for Zohran,” this is Cuomo’s message:
October 23, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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What. The. Fuck.
Andrew Cuomo’s campaign just posted — and quickly deleted — this AI-generated ad depicting “criminals for Zohran Mamdani.”
Features a Black man in a keffiyeh shoplifting, an abuser, a trespasser, a trafficker, a drug dealer, and a drunk driver all declaring support for Mamdani.
Features a Black man in a keffiyeh shoplifting, an abuser, a trespasser, a trafficker, a drug dealer, and a drunk driver all declaring support for Mamdani.
October 24, 2025 at 12:10 AM
What. The. Fuck.
Well if he needs a job, I bet he’s a good culture fit over at ABC!
September 20, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Well if he needs a job, I bet he’s a good culture fit over at ABC!
Does anyone else remember that montage of all the LOCAL NEWS anchors on Sinclair-owned affiliate stations reading the script about "fake news" and it was super fucking clear (to people paying attention...) that they were spreading propaganda disguised as local concern for journalistic integrity 🫠😐😔
The largest owner of ABC affiliates will run a state-TV style Charlie Kirk Memorial instead of Kimmel this Friday and throughout the weekend:
September 18, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Does anyone else remember that montage of all the LOCAL NEWS anchors on Sinclair-owned affiliate stations reading the script about "fake news" and it was super fucking clear (to people paying attention...) that they were spreading propaganda disguised as local concern for journalistic integrity 🫠😐😔
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Sure, you can solve a Rubik's cube, but can you squeeze all the body wash out of a loofa until there are no suds left when you ring it out?
September 18, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Sure, you can solve a Rubik's cube, but can you squeeze all the body wash out of a loofa until there are no suds left when you ring it out?
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Save this for the Smithsonian’s “America’s Descent Into Fascism” exhibition, available only on Patreon™️, brought to you by Excalibur®️ and Ally Bank, N.A., member CDIC
September 3, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Save this for the Smithsonian’s “America’s Descent Into Fascism” exhibition, available only on Patreon™️, brought to you by Excalibur®️ and Ally Bank, N.A., member CDIC
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Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it
National Guard is now tasked with picking up garbage in DC
August 26, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it
What's worse: the fact that this is the quote MSNBC decided to feature on their article, or the fact that this came up at all during a Cabinet meeting?
August 26, 2025 at 10:56 PM
What's worse: the fact that this is the quote MSNBC decided to feature on their article, or the fact that this came up at all during a Cabinet meeting?
Do you think Pete Hegseth owns a bunch of different ultra-starched American flag pocket squares? Or does he wear the same one every single day
August 22, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Do you think Pete Hegseth owns a bunch of different ultra-starched American flag pocket squares? Or does he wear the same one every single day
“I am the chief law enforcement officer.” - Trump, either lying or confused (it’s never quite clear which one…)
August 22, 2025 at 2:20 PM
“I am the chief law enforcement officer.” - Trump, either lying or confused (it’s never quite clear which one…)
My main reason for watching @spectrumnewsny1.bsky.social is the fact that it’s always the first channel you see, like some hotel room spa menu channel, whether you want it or not. But the *second* main reason is goofy Roger, who has never seen a script he wanted to follow. King of oversharing
August 22, 2025 at 2:03 PM
My main reason for watching @spectrumnewsny1.bsky.social is the fact that it’s always the first channel you see, like some hotel room spa menu channel, whether you want it or not. But the *second* main reason is goofy Roger, who has never seen a script he wanted to follow. King of oversharing
I wonder how James Dobson is faring in hell so far. I bet he has that “Mitch McConnell frozen behind the podium” look on his face just constantly as flames lap at his heels
August 22, 2025 at 1:52 PM
I wonder how James Dobson is faring in hell so far. I bet he has that “Mitch McConnell frozen behind the podium” look on his face just constantly as flames lap at his heels
Love when a crazy right winger perjures herself when responding to questions… about Marjorie Taylor Greene’s roast beef vagina lips 😵💫
“What is your basis for saying she puts roast beef in her pockets and in her pants?”
I don’t even know where to begin.
You just have to read these two pages.
I don’t even know where to begin.
You just have to read these two pages.
August 13, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Love when a crazy right winger perjures herself when responding to questions… about Marjorie Taylor Greene’s roast beef vagina lips 😵💫
Imagine being such a fucking loser that you spend $1000+ to sit in an auditorium on 34th Street and listen to Chris Hayes name drop Harvard and look at you condescendingly through his Jeffrey Dahmer glasses
July 29, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Imagine being such a fucking loser that you spend $1000+ to sit in an auditorium on 34th Street and listen to Chris Hayes name drop Harvard and look at you condescendingly through his Jeffrey Dahmer glasses
Take a day off, my dude 😚 You work too hard 🥹
July 29, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Take a day off, my dude 😚 You work too hard 🥹
Wait wait wait. “The Monster,” performed by Rihanna and Eminem, soundtrack to one of the most jarring Vines of all time, was written by Bebe Rexha?
July 18, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Wait wait wait. “The Monster,” performed by Rihanna and Eminem, soundtrack to one of the most jarring Vines of all time, was written by Bebe Rexha?
I will never forgive the American people for what they did*
*showed so little consumer interest in Coca-Cola cherry vanilla that it was discontinued
*showed so little consumer interest in Coca-Cola cherry vanilla that it was discontinued
July 9, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I will never forgive the American people for what they did*
*showed so little consumer interest in Coca-Cola cherry vanilla that it was discontinued
*showed so little consumer interest in Coca-Cola cherry vanilla that it was discontinued
I can't be the only one who is so distracted by the Trivago guy's veneers that I don't absorb anything the commercial is trying to communicate, right?
June 23, 2025 at 4:28 PM
I can't be the only one who is so distracted by the Trivago guy's veneers that I don't absorb anything the commercial is trying to communicate, right?
we really didn't ask enough questions when nicki dropped "chun-li." like what was she going through
June 20, 2025 at 4:44 PM
we really didn't ask enough questions when nicki dropped "chun-li." like what was she going through