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Aoife D. Pachinko
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⛓️ All Movies Should Be Scored by Limp Bizkit ⛓️
🌀Sega Dreamcast🌀
🦞🏳️‍⚧️🐊
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hobby poopers make way when the real shitters hit the stalls
October 2, 2024 at 6:26 PM
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most heavily equipped landsknecht
March 31, 2025 at 11:21 AM
I keep forgetting this shit exists
April 3, 2025 at 5:26 AM
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That we continue to persist at all is a testament to our faith in one another.
February 11, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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[willem dafoe unprompted] now, this cookie monster. [toothy smile] what a creature, what a lust. it consumes him. [crosses legs] he’s really a tragic figure.
January 13, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Think the market has died enough that I could do a podcast and it wouldn’t be cringe
January 31, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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A MILE OF ROPE
January 27, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Anyway I’m hot you should send me money
January 21, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Forgot this shit existed
October 21, 2024 at 11:07 PM
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July 29, 2023 at 10:26 PM
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Boy dinner
July 30, 2023 at 1:45 AM
I’m becoming One Piecepilled
July 30, 2023 at 1:51 AM
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BREAKING: The International Alliance of Theatrical Stage Employees (IATSE) has called a strike authorization vote for 1,500 workers who power Broadway and touring shows.

If the union members vote yes a strike could start as soon as Friday morning.
IATSE Calls Strike Authorization Vote, Could Halt Broadway and Touring Shows as Soon as Friday
The strike would affect workers on IATSE's Pink Contract, which includes stagehands, hair and make-up artists, wardrobe staff, and more.
playbill.com
July 20, 2023 at 12:58 AM
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April 29, 2023 at 8:38 PM
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sliding into a girl's dms like
:3 ...?
July 11, 2023 at 8:49 PM
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A Pulitzer Prize for this headline…
July 7, 2023 at 1:00 PM
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They claim the perfect refrigerator doesn't exist and yet
May 16, 2023 at 4:43 AM
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The Microsoft Zune called it "squirting" when you shared music and I will think about that every time I see the word "skeet" on here.
April 30, 2023 at 11:18 PM
Rest in peace you fucking garbage fire
July 2, 2023 at 5:22 PM
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I'm sincereposting. I'm cringemaxxing. nicepilled. going sweetie mode. friendcore
July 2, 2023 at 2:31 PM
Do not fall pray to Icarus Posting, for it is a devious trap
starting a new type of posting called Icarus Posting
July 1, 2023 at 6:59 PM
Okay time to skeet
let’s see uh

*Beastie Boys Voice*
I got a little tiny DICK
and a big ol BELLY

When I fart from my ass it gets real SMELLY
July 1, 2023 at 5:22 PM