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drewstubbmuffin.bsky.social
c
@drewstubbmuffin.bsky.social
if u hear any noise it's just me & the boys boppin'
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straight up embarrassing to live in the dumbest country on the planet
can't catch me thooooo i am not a pokemon
January 20, 2026 at 6:02 PM
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Police hope to catch them all
January 18, 2026 at 8:19 PM
tires should be $29.99 at most. is it not a rubber disc with a hole stamped through it
January 20, 2026 at 5:50 PM
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Very exciting to get my new Displ a y frame for spo rts ca rd delivered today
January 2, 2026 at 5:36 PM
it's my boy Baggins' 17th christmas ❤️
December 26, 2025 at 12:43 AM
admire my christmas feast, by me myself and i
December 25, 2025 at 11:55 PM
this shit is so much better mixed with diet coke. my mind cannot be changed
December 25, 2025 at 7:00 PM
christmas morning omelette by me. goetta, cheddar and garlic onion cream cheese inside
December 25, 2025 at 5:14 PM
merry christmas!
December 25, 2025 at 5:13 PM
i need a cigarette. i do not even like cigarettes
December 23, 2025 at 8:16 PM
fucken doug amirite
December 19, 2025 at 6:40 PM
my dude George came to see me at work today ⚾️
December 19, 2025 at 6:17 PM
my lazy fuckass neighbor has their dumbass kid's bus driver honk five (5) times at 6:30am every day to tell the kid they're there, 15 feet from the front door. it wakes me up and pisses me off. currently sitting in the car laying on the horn to let them know how annoying they are
December 17, 2025 at 11:44 AM
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Facebook memories and simpsons tapped out @drewstubbmuffin.bsky.social
December 13, 2025 at 2:23 PM
i need a couple ideas for white elephant gifts around $100 each. if someone was going to spend $100 on you, what would you want that can be opened from a gift bag under a tree on december 25
December 9, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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Why aren’t fishermen generous?

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Because it’s their business to sell fish….

This dad joke is sponsored by @drewstubbmuffin.bsky.social
December 7, 2025 at 7:35 PM
admire the baby kitty in his christmas tree house
November 28, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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My dear friend wants to remind everyone that Old People are terrifying
did you know there's a horror movie called Old People on netflix @psr1973.bsky.social
November 26, 2025 at 1:13 AM
did you know there's a horror movie called Old People on netflix @psr1973.bsky.social
November 26, 2025 at 1:12 AM
guy on the phone is Very Mad At Me bc i said no, i will not let him bring his 8x9' hand-carved cincinnati reds themed tables into my store & try to sell them for $3000 & pay me $100 in commission if it sells. he is raging. i am cackling. i hate everyone so much lol jesus christ
November 20, 2025 at 5:57 PM
been staring at the ceiling in the attic from the floor for a solid 45 minutes, in case you wondered how i'm doing
November 20, 2025 at 12:07 AM
hey real quick i just wanna clarify that a 15-year-old is not a "barely legal" type, 15 is actually extremely illegal because that would be a child. i do hope this helps!
November 16, 2025 at 2:56 PM
made the mistake of clicking on the comments under a photo of the northern lights. apparently it is not science, my friends. no no. it is chemtrails and jesus
November 12, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 4:18 PM
i'd be jealous too
November 10, 2025 at 1:31 PM