André
@dreco.me
Avid homosexual
Tennis. Travel. TV/Movies. Music.
DMV | 📷: @an_dre_c
Tennis. Travel. TV/Movies. Music.
DMV | 📷: @an_dre_c
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"I used AI on my pic and now it's triggering body dysmorphia and making me feel bad :(" Well bitch what the fuck did you think was gonna happen
December 26, 2025 at 12:58 AM
"I used AI on my pic and now it's triggering body dysmorphia and making me feel bad :(" Well bitch what the fuck did you think was gonna happen
My coworkers are in that damn group chat sending Merry Christmas messages like it’s not 7pm on CHRISTMAS DAMN DAY
Don’t hit my line again until January 5
Don’t hit my line again until January 5
December 25, 2025 at 11:59 PM
My coworkers are in that damn group chat sending Merry Christmas messages like it’s not 7pm on CHRISTMAS DAMN DAY
Don’t hit my line again until January 5
Don’t hit my line again until January 5
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WHO GIVES A DAMN?
It’s a public service, right there in the name. It exists as a public good for all the people in this country. It’s not supposed to turn a profit, you dolts.
Go audit the Pentagon and see what kind of return on investment we’re getting there.
It’s a public service, right there in the name. It exists as a public good for all the people in this country. It’s not supposed to turn a profit, you dolts.
Go audit the Pentagon and see what kind of return on investment we’re getting there.
The USPS faces a tight squeeze. With fewer people using the mail, it’s lost more and more money: $9 billion in the 12 months ending in September alone.
https://cnn.it/4qkeNoF
https://cnn.it/4qkeNoF
December 24, 2025 at 5:52 PM
WHO GIVES A DAMN?
It’s a public service, right there in the name. It exists as a public good for all the people in this country. It’s not supposed to turn a profit, you dolts.
Go audit the Pentagon and see what kind of return on investment we’re getting there.
It’s a public service, right there in the name. It exists as a public good for all the people in this country. It’s not supposed to turn a profit, you dolts.
Go audit the Pentagon and see what kind of return on investment we’re getting there.
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Mary, was you gagged? that your baby boy..
December 25, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Mary, was you gagged? that your baby boy..
Okay so boom
I once had a job and a direct supervisor/CEO that I hated
She dropped off gifts to our homes that first pandemic Christmas so she left mine at the concierge’s desk
I went down to get it a there was fucking dried soup in the bag. Like noodles, some seasonings, dried veggies. Soup.
I once had a job and a direct supervisor/CEO that I hated
She dropped off gifts to our homes that first pandemic Christmas so she left mine at the concierge’s desk
I went down to get it a there was fucking dried soup in the bag. Like noodles, some seasonings, dried veggies. Soup.
Can I ask… what is the worst gift you’ve ever received?
December 25, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Okay so boom
I once had a job and a direct supervisor/CEO that I hated
She dropped off gifts to our homes that first pandemic Christmas so she left mine at the concierge’s desk
I went down to get it a there was fucking dried soup in the bag. Like noodles, some seasonings, dried veggies. Soup.
I once had a job and a direct supervisor/CEO that I hated
She dropped off gifts to our homes that first pandemic Christmas so she left mine at the concierge’s desk
I went down to get it a there was fucking dried soup in the bag. Like noodles, some seasonings, dried veggies. Soup.
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I would love to follow you back, but I’m not having white porn on my TL, darling.
a woman in a plaid jacket is waving her hand in front of a tree
ALT: a woman in a plaid jacket is waving her hand in front of a tree
media.tenor.com
December 21, 2025 at 2:28 PM
I would love to follow you back, but I’m not having white porn on my TL, darling.
This “Chattanooga Choo Choo” scene is KILLING me 🤣🤣 #PalmRoyale
December 25, 2025 at 6:18 PM
This “Chattanooga Choo Choo” scene is KILLING me 🤣🤣 #PalmRoyale
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Also if your ex or an old situationship messages you Merry Christmas today, no they didn’t. You ain’t see that shit. ✨
December 25, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Also if your ex or an old situationship messages you Merry Christmas today, no they didn’t. You ain’t see that shit. ✨
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Go head baby sing mama’s favorite song!
Shake yo booty all night!
December 25, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Go head baby sing mama’s favorite song!
I waited too long to get a Christmas card for Josh so they only had Kwanzaa cards left
I got a very cute one and wrote the blackest message in it
We laughed for like 5 minutes straight. That’s my man for real
I got a very cute one and wrote the blackest message in it
We laughed for like 5 minutes straight. That’s my man for real
December 25, 2025 at 2:31 PM
I waited too long to get a Christmas card for Josh so they only had Kwanzaa cards left
I got a very cute one and wrote the blackest message in it
We laughed for like 5 minutes straight. That’s my man for real
I got a very cute one and wrote the blackest message in it
We laughed for like 5 minutes straight. That’s my man for real
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Why are you gay?
December 24, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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It’s interesting to see folks from X say Bluesky is boring, but then they come on here for humpday & FDF just to get their rocks off & then go back to X. Like babe did you ever consider if you stayed on this app for more than 5 minutes until you bust a 🥜 the experience for everyone would be richer
December 24, 2025 at 4:17 PM
It’s interesting to see folks from X say Bluesky is boring, but then they come on here for humpday & FDF just to get their rocks off & then go back to X. Like babe did you ever consider if you stayed on this app for more than 5 minutes until you bust a 🥜 the experience for everyone would be richer
Girl what?
Didn’t they just spend all this money making the black one Captain America?
Didn’t they just spend all this money making the black one Captain America?
December 23, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Girl what?
Didn’t they just spend all this money making the black one Captain America?
Didn’t they just spend all this money making the black one Captain America?
I mute people because I already don’t follow them and their presence on the skyline annoys me but, for some reason, the people I follow always repost them
I wanna be petty today. 😌
Do yall use the mute button much and if so what criteria falls under this person needs to be muted for you?
Do yall use the mute button much and if so what criteria falls under this person needs to be muted for you?
December 23, 2025 at 2:05 PM
I mute people because I already don’t follow them and their presence on the skyline annoys me but, for some reason, the people I follow always repost them
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I had a dream that my man was mad at me and wouldn’t say why and I was so sad about it
I told him about it when I woke up and he said “sorry for being so mean to you in your dream”
🥹
I told him about it when I woke up and he said “sorry for being so mean to you in your dream”
🥹
December 22, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I had a dream that my man was mad at me and wouldn’t say why and I was so sad about it
I told him about it when I woke up and he said “sorry for being so mean to you in your dream”
🥹
I told him about it when I woke up and he said “sorry for being so mean to you in your dream”
🥹