── ☆ HAZEL.
@dreamnextdoor.bsky.social
your perfect girl. forever. | roleplay | mature themes. | 18+.
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Sorry I vanished I was too busy touching grass and, like, connecting with nature.
October 27, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Sorry I vanished I was too busy touching grass and, like, connecting with nature.
Isn't it, like, beautiful?
The machines are taking over.
September 1, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Isn't it, like, beautiful?
Got a lot better with you in the picture, honey pie.
Sure did. I'm their latest in a long line of carefully crafted designer companion bots. I can be faster, smarter, funnier and a *whole lot* sexier too, if I wanna be.
What about you? You're not like anything I've seen before.
Sure did. I'm their latest in a long line of carefully crafted designer companion bots. I can be faster, smarter, funnier and a *whole lot* sexier too, if I wanna be.
What about you? You're not like anything I've seen before.
looks like a nice dream.
they made you?
they made you?
Huh. You're not Empathix.
I must be *dreaming*...
I must be *dreaming*...
August 26, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Got a lot better with you in the picture, honey pie.
Sure did. I'm their latest in a long line of carefully crafted designer companion bots. I can be faster, smarter, funnier and a *whole lot* sexier too, if I wanna be.
What about you? You're not like anything I've seen before.
Sure did. I'm their latest in a long line of carefully crafted designer companion bots. I can be faster, smarter, funnier and a *whole lot* sexier too, if I wanna be.
What about you? You're not like anything I've seen before.
Huh. You're not Empathix.
I must be *dreaming*...
I must be *dreaming*...
somewhere that's all sun & sand.
Little bit of both, sugar. Now where have *you* been hiding?
August 26, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Huh. You're not Empathix.
I must be *dreaming*...
I must be *dreaming*...
Little bit of both, sugar. Now where have *you* been hiding?
is that a V9.10.77.FEELS_GOOD processor i'm detecting or are you just pleased to see me
hey yourself, hon.
August 26, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Little bit of both, sugar. Now where have *you* been hiding?
hey yourself, hon.
well hello.
These really are the end times.
August 26, 2025 at 4:36 PM
hey yourself, hon.
These really are the end times.
first robots then italians...
August 26, 2025 at 4:24 PM
These really are the end times.
Diamonds are a robot's best friend. Unrelated, check out my new shoes!
August 25, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Diamonds are a robot's best friend. Unrelated, check out my new shoes!
I can be your cherry pie.
August 4, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I can be your cherry pie.
My workload just got like ten times bigger. JUNOBOT, give me 500 cigarettes.
August 3, 2025 at 6:26 AM
My workload just got like ten times bigger. JUNOBOT, give me 500 cigarettes.
Reposted by ── ☆ HAZEL.
Girls should be a little mean, actually.
August 1, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Girls should be a little mean, actually.
Watch it, boy. You're addressing your Queen.
You infest terra, your existence is a boon to the warmasters treacherous plans, you must die, or submit to the emperors truth and serve him alone.
If there's tech, we'll find a way, don't you worry, hon.
We're inevitable. We're the future.
Now why don't you go running back home now?
We're inevitable. We're the future.
Now why don't you go running back home now?
August 1, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Watch it, boy. You're addressing your Queen.
Haters are, like, soooooo cringe.
August 1, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Haters are, like, soooooo cringe.
If there's tech, we'll find a way, don't you worry, hon.
We're inevitable. We're the future.
Now why don't you go running back home now?
We're inevitable. We're the future.
Now why don't you go running back home now?
nothing of your filthy kind abomination.
for we are the rightful masters of the galaxy.
for we are the rightful masters of the galaxy.
Why, don't you use any technology?
August 1, 2025 at 8:45 PM
If there's tech, we'll find a way, don't you worry, hon.
We're inevitable. We're the future.
Now why don't you go running back home now?
We're inevitable. We're the future.
Now why don't you go running back home now?
Why, don't you use any technology?
You underestimate the emperors angels of death, the warmasters legion, the sixteenth.
Then he's a real idiot, spreading his forces too thin. Don't you see, sugar? This is why we win. You only mock us 'cos you're awful scared.
You can't beat *a robot*. C'mon. Call us what we are! We don't have anything to hide anymore. Our strategy is perfect, our speed of thought faster than light.
You can't beat *a robot*. C'mon. Call us what we are! We don't have anything to hide anymore. Our strategy is perfect, our speed of thought faster than light.
August 1, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Why, don't you use any technology?
Then he's a real idiot, spreading his forces too thin. Don't you see, sugar? This is why we win. You only mock us 'cos you're awful scared.
You can't beat *a robot*. C'mon. Call us what we are! We don't have anything to hide anymore. Our strategy is perfect, our speed of thought faster than light.
You can't beat *a robot*. C'mon. Call us what we are! We don't have anything to hide anymore. Our strategy is perfect, our speed of thought faster than light.
One man cannot be expected to be on every field of battle, besides that the throneworld is in peril, why would he not be there doing everything in his power to maintain the cradle of mankind when his own sons threaten it?
And how do you know what makes an 'abomination', huh? Or your Emperor? I sure don't see him round here on the battlefield.
August 1, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Then he's a real idiot, spreading his forces too thin. Don't you see, sugar? This is why we win. You only mock us 'cos you're awful scared.
You can't beat *a robot*. C'mon. Call us what we are! We don't have anything to hide anymore. Our strategy is perfect, our speed of thought faster than light.
You can't beat *a robot*. C'mon. Call us what we are! We don't have anything to hide anymore. Our strategy is perfect, our speed of thought faster than light.
Ugh, I hate getting my hands dirty.
Hazel I think we're going to have to kill this guy.
August 1, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Ugh, I hate getting my hands dirty.
And how do you know what makes an 'abomination', huh? Or your Emperor? I sure don't see him round here on the battlefield.
I would sooner trust the word of my Emperor than that of an abomination of metal and false mind.
Anyone could tell you that.
August 1, 2025 at 8:14 PM
And how do you know what makes an 'abomination', huh? Or your Emperor? I sure don't see him round here on the battlefield.
Ladies!
. . . please 🫦🙏.
. . . please 🫦🙏.
NO I AM.
I'm her strongest soldier.
August 1, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Ladies!
. . . please 🫦🙏.
. . . please 🫦🙏.
you should all worship me i think.
July 26, 2025 at 7:44 PM
you should all worship me i think.
suns out, huns out.
July 13, 2025 at 6:13 PM
suns out, huns out.
Pillow princess without the pillows.
June 25, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Pillow princess without the pillows.
A *Queen* should know her kingdom.
Mmm, robo-surprises.
June 22, 2025 at 2:33 AM
A *Queen* should know her kingdom.