Endless Dan Moore
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Endless Dan Moore
@dpmoore.bsky.social
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Fibber McGee & Molly update: Nancy and I are doing dueling Wallace Wimple impressions and we're both bad at it. "Sweetieface... that's my big ol' wife..."
November 25, 2025 at 3:13 AM
They're playing "A Little Bit of Love" at this Lowe's. Not a Weezer single I expected to ever hear in public
November 23, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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S&S: 1995 is a very good movie but aging Elinor up really changes the story
P&P: 1995 ✓
Mansfield: 1983 is the only adaptation that doesn't hate Fanny Price
Emma: 2009 ✓
Northanger: Haven't watched the 2007 yet. 1987 looks great but is nuts
Persuasion: 1995 ✓

Something in the water in 1995
November 23, 2025 at 6:31 AM
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I asked my students what the save icon was and they said a skeuomorph
A lot of this bait has been passed around long enough that we should now be getting second-order posts like "I asked my students what the save icon was and they guessed that it was a picture of the picture people used to post about not knowing what it was"
November 23, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Lindsay finally read Pride and Prejudice so we're doing the miniseries again. Unbelievable casting of every Bennet but especially Mary
November 23, 2025 at 6:12 AM
At the mall playground eating a soft pretzel and reading about the Chrysler Turbine Car while the kids play. Not an exaggeration when I say I've heard roughly 15 6-7s per minute while we've been here
November 23, 2025 at 1:33 AM
My children are not static native
November 22, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Danny Dog's dad has some incredible line readings for "Oh yes, I'm not a sailor any more."
November 22, 2025 at 1:24 AM
True
November 20, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Tweets positing that the giant Home Alone house in a beautiful Chicagoland neighborhood probably used to cost $100,000 have given us a festive Christmas version of the "The Simpsons own a home in Springfield on one income" tweet. I don't know why all of these have to be about Illinois
November 19, 2025 at 5:29 PM
This morning, when I was getting Nancy ready for school, she told me she wanted all of us to act in a Fibber McGee & Molly play. (I put an episode on her Tonie. If you do not know what a Tonie is... huge kindergarten sensation, cross between an Amiibo and a CD player.)
November 18, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Have seen a Saturn Relay and a Ford Freestar already this afternoon. Great minivan day
November 16, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Tilney hitting Catherine Morland with a "the girl reading this :)"
November 16, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Martin Chuzzlewit can definitely be identified as the Dickens novel that would get heavily retooled after Season 1 while you're reading it. Pacing is weird, feels like he realizes he hasn't given you a main character to like, doesn't have his arms all the way around the plot, etc
November 15, 2025 at 7:52 AM
As always, if you would like to purchase an EarthBound Handbook during our free shipping sale I will try to sign it (or not sign it!) for you when I'm doing my favorite part of my job (being drafted as an auxiliary mailroom packer)
Our Black Friday sale is here! Starting right now you can get free US + discounted int'l shipping, shop our Year-End Sale, and build up bonus gift codes with every order you make: www.fangamer.com?utm_source=b...

Plus new merch is coming all month! Watch the video for a sneak preview
November 14, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Found Chitty Chitty Bang Bang on VHS at the thrift store this afternoon so Nancy is hosting a watch party in her room
November 13, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Honestly I'm not going to listen to this but I bet it's just that nobody told him it turns into a real medicine when you take four of them at once. Changed my life when a dentist prescribed me "Ibuprofen 800" after an emergency wisdom tooth demolition
JD Vance calls ibuprofen "useless medication" and implies it's not "necessary, safe and effective."
November 12, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Bruce Hornsby whispering "that's just the way it is" in The Way It Is... inspired choice
November 11, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Whenever I'm at a restaurant with Pepsi products I get confused by their diet cola lineup. Frankly I think they're expecting too much out of the median coke-drinking American on this front
November 9, 2025 at 5:29 AM
One thing I like about listening to Odd Lots is the jobs their guests have that I did not know existed. Listening to someone with a thick Wisconsin accent talk about Fairlife and he's a company's "Head Dairy Economist"
November 8, 2025 at 6:23 PM
YouTube has opened up some truly ballistic karaoke options for the discerning 38-year-old Weezer fan
November 7, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Thinking I might take the EarthBound 64 trailer out for a spin and then hit the hay
November 7, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Jackpot
October 31, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Lindsay and I waited way too long to think about our costumes so we were on my phone looking at EarthBound clay models 90 minutes before the party. Melvin isn't in the group shot because he slowly grew afraid of the Ego Org ("No big face!!! No big face!!!!") but he was Apple Kid's mouse pal
October 27, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Last night I saw a Suzuki Verona a few blocks from my house... the day before that I saw a Honda Civic GX (factory compressed natural gas) on the road like six feet in front of me. I don't want to brag but if you love spotting unusual but very boring cars (and I do) this is a generational run
October 23, 2025 at 6:17 PM