David Santa Pumpkins
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baseball, music, general knowledge
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This week, the "Carolina's Greatest Hits" station added "Only in My Dreams" by Debbie Gibson. Finally, Tiffany no longer has a monopoly in the '80s teen solo artists category. Sorry to Stacy Lattisaw, Kylie Minogue, Tracie Spencer, Glenn Medeiros, LL Cool J, Charlie Sexton, Martika, & Al B. Sure!
December 13, 2025 at 12:11 AM
This week, the "Carolina's Greatest Hits" station added "Only in My Dreams" by Debbie Gibson. Finally, Tiffany no longer has a monopoly in the '80s teen solo artists category. Sorry to Stacy Lattisaw, Kylie Minogue, Tracie Spencer, Glenn Medeiros, LL Cool J, Charlie Sexton, Martika, & Al B. Sure!
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Man Humiliates Himself At Holiday Party By Telling Coworkers He Appreciates Them https://theonion.com/man-humiliates-himself-at-holiday-party-by-telling-coworkers-he-appreciates-them/
December 9, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Man Humiliates Himself At Holiday Party By Telling Coworkers He Appreciates Them https://theonion.com/man-humiliates-himself-at-holiday-party-by-telling-coworkers-he-appreciates-them/
Wow, Tulane is really about to win the national championship in football while their coach leaves for another school.
December 7, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Wow, Tulane is really about to win the national championship in football while their coach leaves for another school.
Notre Dame and Miami are both better than Alabama.
December 7, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Notre Dame and Miami are both better than Alabama.
🏈 ARI 17 - 20 TB
FINAL
👎 That's Antigami! 20-17 is the most common result in NFL history. This score has happened 298 times before.
Last time: Sep 14, 2025
Philadelphia Eagles defeated Kansas City Chiefs
FINAL
👎 That's Antigami! 20-17 is the most common result in NFL history. This score has happened 298 times before.
Last time: Sep 14, 2025
Philadelphia Eagles defeated Kansas City Chiefs
November 30, 2025 at 9:01 PM
If Florida State can be left out of the CFP because they don't have a QB, Ole Miss can surely be left out because they don't have a coach.
November 30, 2025 at 8:26 PM
If Florida State can be left out of the CFP because they don't have a QB, Ole Miss can surely be left out because they don't have a coach.
⚾️ Immaculate Grid 972 9/9:
Rarity: 2 (I FINALLY DID IT!)
IMMACULATE!
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Play at:
www.sports-reference.com/immaculate-g...
@baseball-reference.com
Rarity: 2 (I FINALLY DID IT!)
IMMACULATE!
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Play at:
www.sports-reference.com/immaculate-g...
@baseball-reference.com
November 29, 2025 at 11:04 PM
⚾️ Immaculate Grid 972 9/9:
Rarity: 2 (I FINALLY DID IT!)
IMMACULATE!
🟩🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟩
Play at:
www.sports-reference.com/immaculate-g...
@baseball-reference.com
Rarity: 2 (I FINALLY DID IT!)
IMMACULATE!
🟩🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟩
Play at:
www.sports-reference.com/immaculate-g...
@baseball-reference.com
Happy Thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Happy Thanksgiving
"A, B, See, It's easy as
1, 2, 3, as simple as
Da pacem Domine, A, B, See, 1, 2, 3,
Baby, you and me, girl"
1, 2, 3, as simple as
Da pacem Domine, A, B, See, 1, 2, 3,
Baby, you and me, girl"
November 23, 2025 at 5:27 AM
"A, B, See, It's easy as
1, 2, 3, as simple as
Da pacem Domine, A, B, See, 1, 2, 3,
Baby, you and me, girl"
1, 2, 3, as simple as
Da pacem Domine, A, B, See, 1, 2, 3,
Baby, you and me, girl"
I don't like the Bills, but YES-igami
🏈 TB 32 - 44 BUF
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1095th unique final score in NFL history.
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1095th unique final score in NFL history.
November 16, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I don't like the Bills, but YES-igami
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🏈 JAX 29 - 36 HOU
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1094th unique final score in NFL history.
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1094th unique final score in NFL history.
November 9, 2025 at 9:35 PM
🏈 JAX 29 - 36 HOU
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1094th unique final score in NFL history.
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1094th unique final score in NFL history.
Walmart's first song after this morning's sensory-friendly hours was "No More Words" by Berlin. Sometimes, they really... take my breath away. CC: @thekenchilds.com
November 8, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Walmart's first song after this morning's sensory-friendly hours was "No More Words" by Berlin. Sometimes, they really... take my breath away. CC: @thekenchilds.com
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From this day forth, Dave Portnoy can never return to the five boroughs.
November 5, 2025 at 2:40 AM
From this day forth, Dave Portnoy can never return to the five boroughs.
It's a bright, sunny day, and Walmart decided to play "(Hey Won't You Play) Another Somebody Done Somebody Wrong Song" by B. J. Thomas and "Like the Weather" by 10,000 Maniacs.
That was... a choice. CC: @thekenchilds.com
That was... a choice. CC: @thekenchilds.com
October 25, 2025 at 2:31 PM
It's a bright, sunny day, and Walmart decided to play "(Hey Won't You Play) Another Somebody Done Somebody Wrong Song" by B. J. Thomas and "Like the Weather" by 10,000 Maniacs.
That was... a choice. CC: @thekenchilds.com
That was... a choice. CC: @thekenchilds.com
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First World Series between two cities threatened with invasion or invaded by a U.S. president.
October 21, 2025 at 3:45 AM
First World Series between two cities threatened with invasion or invaded by a U.S. president.
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Broken Eggs, by Jean-Baptiste Greuze, 1756
October 6, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Broken Eggs, by Jean-Baptiste Greuze, 1756
I'm a Carolina graduate, and I want Clemson to win by 49 points because Bill Belichick is an awful human being.
CC: @thekenchilds.com
CC: @thekenchilds.com
DOUBLE PASS CLEMSON TD
KANSAS STATE QB DRAW TD
OH WE’RE OFF
KANSAS STATE QB DRAW TD
OH WE’RE OFF
October 4, 2025 at 4:14 PM
I'm a Carolina graduate, and I want Clemson to win by 49 points because Bill Belichick is an awful human being.
CC: @thekenchilds.com
CC: @thekenchilds.com
🏈 GB 40 - 40 DAL
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1093rd unique final score in NFL history.
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1093rd unique final score in NFL history.
September 29, 2025 at 10:35 AM
MIX 101.5, is playing Robert Palmer's "I Didn't Mean to Turn You On" during the "throwback lunch hour" actually "throwback" when you have never played the song before, not even when I was a kid?
September 23, 2025 at 10:32 PM
MIX 101.5, is playing Robert Palmer's "I Didn't Mean to Turn You On" during the "throwback lunch hour" actually "throwback" when you have never played the song before, not even when I was a kid?
Looks like everyone at @nytimes.com is trying to get fired today.
September 21, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Looks like everyone at @nytimes.com is trying to get fired today.
The loser of the Clemson/Carolina game should be fired on the spot and catapulted into the Sun.
September 20, 2025 at 11:30 PM
The loser of the Clemson/Carolina game should be fired on the spot and catapulted into the Sun.
The radio throwback lunch hour informed me today that "All About That Bass" by Meghan Trainor is now throwback. Excuse me while I apply to AARP.
CC: @thekenchilds.com
CC: @thekenchilds.com
September 17, 2025 at 9:51 PM
The radio throwback lunch hour informed me today that "All About That Bass" by Meghan Trainor is now throwback. Excuse me while I apply to AARP.
CC: @thekenchilds.com
CC: @thekenchilds.com
You know you're Southern when you get irked by the grocery store incorrectly labeling the purple muscadine grapes as "scuppernongs" 🙄
September 13, 2025 at 2:23 PM
You know you're Southern when you get irked by the grocery store incorrectly labeling the purple muscadine grapes as "scuppernongs" 🙄
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Extremist murders by ideology, 2013 to 2022. www.pbump.net/o/reassessin...
September 13, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Extremist murders by ideology, 2013 to 2022. www.pbump.net/o/reassessin...