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Doyoudoanywings
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Lock the gates Goofy, take my hand, and lead me through the world of self...

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'Restructuring' is a word with so many subtle nuances, isn't it?
November 14, 2025 at 11:15 AM
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Movember hack
November 13, 2025 at 9:03 AM
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Fresh lemons can deter cats from urinating on your lawn but it largely depends on how good your aim is.
November 11, 2025 at 7:57 AM
Just noticed The Duckworth-Lewis Method's subtle "Umpires don't cry...." backing vocal. 👏👏👏
November 10, 2025 at 8:59 AM
Where *are* these guided music tours, Wallis Island? #AIFail
November 10, 2025 at 8:52 AM
Someone in a meeting today said "You're warming the pan while the fish is still in the sea" and I don't know if this is ancient Carpathian wisdom or just a genius shot at translating 'Hold your horses' on the hoof. As it were.
November 7, 2025 at 3:35 PM
I'll tell you what - when Mojo get an exclusive, they really get an exclusive!
November 5, 2025 at 1:17 PM
The Observer's description of the sportsman's after-dinner speaking circuit as 'memory farming' is, quite frankly, genius.
November 2, 2025 at 3:04 PM
October 31, 2025 at 12:57 PM
I see that the head of NASA has issued a correction memo on the socials to [checks notes] Kim Kardashian. It's 2025, I suppose we are where we are...
October 31, 2025 at 11:17 AM
India-Rose is going to to take a while living this one down... #saveoursubs
October 30, 2025 at 7:14 AM
#whammageddon, but for A Spaceman Came Travelling. Now there's a game I wasn't expecting to lose before Halloween.
October 27, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Turns out a couple of people at work are related to the guy who invented Levington compost for Fisons, and to the man who came up with the idea of the paper speaker cone which, perhaps unwisely, they sold to Marconi.
October 27, 2025 at 7:54 AM
I won't lie to you, I used to sing "Mr. Blue, you dirty rat..." #ELOMondegreen
October 23, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Good Lord, Neil Murray's bass part on "Ain't No Love in the Heart of the City" is a thing of glory and wonder, isn't it?
October 22, 2025 at 12:32 PM
I'll tell you something, once you've worked out how to play a song in open G, you just can't wait to try it on everything else.
October 22, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Contractors. When digging up the road to effect maintenance, try getting it right the first fucking time.
October 21, 2025 at 8:35 AM
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…she makes a very valid point here. 😶
October 20, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Here's a nice little accidental juxtaposition from my socials...
October 20, 2025 at 2:08 PM
I strongly believe that if Helen Lewis were to invite me to dinner, I should find it very hard to decline. #hignfy
October 17, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Fifty Years Of The Last Record Album
theafterword.co.uk
October 17, 2025 at 9:53 AM
"Baby, you're a big man.."
October 16, 2025 at 7:55 PM
"... and *that* one is very far away..."
October 16, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Whole birthday balloon festoon bobbing around someone's wheely bin this morning - aside from Happy Birthday, all I could think was "Why didn't they simply pop the balloons so they'd all fit in the bin?"
Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.
October 14, 2025 at 9:21 AM