Douglas Thew
douglasthew.bsky.social
Douglas Thew
@douglasthew.bsky.social
Canadian, Poet, Coyote, Pagan, Ferryman, and Optimistic Cynic guiding and entertaining stranded travelers on their journey while putting the psycho in psychopomp.
Honest question for the Americans on my feed. Now that it's official and America gone full fascist with ACTUAL concentration camps...

What are you doing about it?

Wasn't that what the 2nd Amendment was all about?
July 7, 2025 at 7:07 AM
Trigger Warning: The picture below the cut was posted by Anonymous and shows a building at the El Salvador prison that that Maryland man got shipped to. It's called "matadero de reos", or "slaughterhouse for prisoners". That looks an awful lot like a pile of bodies in that courtyard...
April 17, 2025 at 12:41 AM
What is a socially acceptable term for someone who has challenges? We can't use terms like "slow", or "mentally challenged", "handicapped", "feeble-minded", "half-witted", or the hard "R" anymore. I decided to Google to see what the correct term is. Turns out its "Mr. President".
April 8, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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This!
April 6, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Apparently, both Germany and the UK have announced official US travel advisory warnings.
March 21, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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Health Canada suggests limiting alcohol to 2 drinks per day unless you’ve already had 3 in which case fuck it
Health Canada suggests limiting alcohol to 2 drinks per day unless you’ve already had 3 in which case fuck it
"If you have a buzz on, then you might as well keep it going.”
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March 17, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Americans sew Canadian flags on their backpack when they travel abroad because everyone hates them and loves us. Now Tesla owners are sticking Honda Civic badges on their Swastikars for the exact same reason. Bwahaha!
March 11, 2025 at 8:39 PM
I've found a way to end the #tradewar! Pornhub is Canadian. Block access the U.S. will fold like a used kleenex!
March 8, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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Mocking America. The new Canadian pastime. Bring it on. In language they understand. #cdnpoli #peipoli
March 7, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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March 8, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.
March 5, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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Trump unable to keep tariffs up, blames alcohol
Trump unable to keep tariffs up, blames alcohol
WASHINGTON D.C. - Following a robust initial showing, US President Donald J. Trump has announced to Canadians that he is unable to keep his strong tariffs going, in part "due to American booze".
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March 6, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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March 5, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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Trump claimed the Biden administration spent $8 million "making mice transgender." The White House tried to back up this number with records of funding for research into cancer, asthma, and HIV, some of which used *transgenic* (genetically modified) mice.
Trump Decried Millions Spent 'Making Mice Transgender.' It Was Cancer and Asthma Research
President Trump falsely claimed that Biden spent $8 million on 'making mice transgender,' but the real research was for human health.
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March 5, 2025 at 10:39 PM
March 6, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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Mike Myers, Canadian legend, on SNL tonight.
March 2, 2025 at 6:55 AM
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Canadians 🇨🇦 to Americans 🇺🇸 right now:
March 1, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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I love this for him.
👀🇺🇸🇺🇦 After yesterday's meeting with Zelensky collapsed, J.D. Vance fled on vacation to Vermont, where hundreds of angry protesters were waiting for him.
March 1, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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Ouch
March 1, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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March 1, 2025 at 12:28 PM
March 1, 2025 at 3:27 PM