Doorkeeper9
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Writer, reader, multi-shipper...but mostly #Reylo 🦋 | 30s
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From the bestskeeting author of the Bluesky-famous six-week Bad Bunny 101 comes this essential close reading of the halftime show! 🧵
First shot: sugarcane
The backbone of Puerto Rico's agricultural economy since colonial times
Still used to make rum of course!
The backbone of Puerto Rico's agricultural economy since colonial times
Still used to make rum of course!
February 9, 2026 at 3:54 AM
From the bestskeeting author of the Bluesky-famous six-week Bad Bunny 101 comes this essential close reading of the halftime show! 🧵
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Drawtober day 16 & 17
October 17, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Drawtober day 16 & 17
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Here’s some sketches exploring one of my ideas for the creature from “The Terror” by Dan Simmons, and how I imagined it could work as a supernatural element while still able to be mistaken for a polar bear at a glance or in the distance~
February 8, 2026 at 5:02 AM
Here’s some sketches exploring one of my ideas for the creature from “The Terror” by Dan Simmons, and how I imagined it could work as a supernatural element while still able to be mistaken for a polar bear at a glance or in the distance~
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“Is my fanfiction good” “will a lot of people read/like my fanfiction” GIRL FORGET ABOUT ALL THAT FOR A SECOND your top aspiration when writing fanfiction should be making it so weird, someone will read it at 16 and never forget it as long as they live
February 7, 2026 at 3:15 AM
“Is my fanfiction good” “will a lot of people read/like my fanfiction” GIRL FORGET ABOUT ALL THAT FOR A SECOND your top aspiration when writing fanfiction should be making it so weird, someone will read it at 16 and never forget it as long as they live
This is almost a month old but it brought me joy to hear this stated so well in an Appalachian accent no less!
FOX: Where’s the protest against the regime that's killing people in the street right now?
Trent: They are doing those today. It’s called the ICE protests
FOX: Are they talking about Iran at the ICE protests?
Trent: No, I think they are talking about the regime that is shooting people in the face
Trent: They are doing those today. It’s called the ICE protests
FOX: Are they talking about Iran at the ICE protests?
Trent: No, I think they are talking about the regime that is shooting people in the face
February 5, 2026 at 6:23 PM
This is almost a month old but it brought me joy to hear this stated so well in an Appalachian accent no less!
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People are so talented.
February 4, 2026 at 9:16 PM
People are so talented.
If you need some cozy Lovecraftian horror to get you through these times, Dredge is my current favorite game. Upgrade your boat, explore biomes, evade those pesky glowing eyeballs that close in at night. I love jetting around this little world 🎣
February 2, 2026 at 9:17 PM
If you need some cozy Lovecraftian horror to get you through these times, Dredge is my current favorite game. Upgrade your boat, explore biomes, evade those pesky glowing eyeballs that close in at night. I love jetting around this little world 🎣
The physicality of this is awesome, but also the snake/dragon is looking at the camera like "Bob doesn't know I can lift my neck"
January 31, 2026 at 2:46 PM
The physicality of this is awesome, but also the snake/dragon is looking at the camera like "Bob doesn't know I can lift my neck"
I just reposted Al*x Harrow, and fwiw she's a great author as well as politically active. I just finished The Everlasting, which asks what would happen if a government manipulated its own mythology via time travel to create a more militant country. Features a butch lady knight & her scholar lover 🗡️
January 29, 2026 at 8:07 PM
I just reposted Al*x Harrow, and fwiw she's a great author as well as politically active. I just finished The Everlasting, which asks what would happen if a government manipulated its own mythology via time travel to create a more militant country. Features a butch lady knight & her scholar lover 🗡️
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i'm being flip but when i think about the guys who are gassing preschools and putting children in camps and killing people both on and off camera--complaining about WHISTLES--i understand why dante was like no, we need way more kinds of hell. at least nine
January 28, 2026 at 1:33 AM
i'm being flip but when i think about the guys who are gassing preschools and putting children in camps and killing people both on and off camera--complaining about WHISTLES--i understand why dante was like no, we need way more kinds of hell. at least nine
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You have to read this. Firsthand affidavit from one of the women who was there and recording the video. She talks about how Alex Pretti was directing traffic when she arrived. She watched him be killed in front of her. She's afraid to go home, worried she'll be arrested.
January 25, 2026 at 1:15 AM
You have to read this. Firsthand affidavit from one of the women who was there and recording the video. She talks about how Alex Pretti was directing traffic when she arrived. She watched him be killed in front of her. She's afraid to go home, worried she'll be arrested.
Objectively I don't need this book, but subjectively my fanfic will be .000085% better if I can write one historically accurate sentence about rain.
January 24, 2026 at 11:06 PM
Objectively I don't need this book, but subjectively my fanfic will be .000085% better if I can write one historically accurate sentence about rain.
Selkies! 🙌🏻
QRP with something watery 🌊
January 23, 2026 at 3:37 PM
Selkies! 🙌🏻
I just wanna be a roadside witch reanimating squashed rodents into familiars, throwing plastic bottles right back at the people who throw them out their windows, putting curses on cybertrucks, granting visions to long haul truck drivers, etc.
January 22, 2026 at 8:00 PM
I just wanna be a roadside witch reanimating squashed rodents into familiars, throwing plastic bottles right back at the people who throw them out their windows, putting curses on cybertrucks, granting visions to long haul truck drivers, etc.
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such a lovely thing to think about
January 21, 2026 at 10:21 AM
such a lovely thing to think about
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As an American you wake up everyday in one of four moods
January 19, 2026 at 2:59 PM
As an American you wake up everyday in one of four moods
I have tix to see Return of the King in theaters this weekend and ngl, it makes me a lil misty-eyed to think about seeing it on a big screen again. Last time I was in middle school with my sister, this time I'll be with my husband 🥲
January 14, 2026 at 6:31 PM
I have tix to see Return of the King in theaters this weekend and ngl, it makes me a lil misty-eyed to think about seeing it on a big screen again. Last time I was in middle school with my sister, this time I'll be with my husband 🥲
January 14, 2026 at 2:27 AM
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“If you are not to award me oatmeal and paperclips, then I will indulge in rage. And mine is infinite!”
#Frankenstein
✨🎨 Gesso / Acrylic Gouache on Canvas Panel - Work in Progress
#Frankenstein
✨🎨 Gesso / Acrylic Gouache on Canvas Panel - Work in Progress
January 11, 2026 at 3:49 AM
“If you are not to award me oatmeal and paperclips, then I will indulge in rage. And mine is infinite!”
#Frankenstein
✨🎨 Gesso / Acrylic Gouache on Canvas Panel - Work in Progress
#Frankenstein
✨🎨 Gesso / Acrylic Gouache on Canvas Panel - Work in Progress
I'm watching Materialists with my husband and walking the fine line of agreeing that yes, Dakota J can't act while overall defending the romance genre 😮💨
January 10, 2026 at 1:36 AM
I'm watching Materialists with my husband and walking the fine line of agreeing that yes, Dakota J can't act while overall defending the romance genre 😮💨
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“I had a vision, an idea took shape in my mind: inevitable, unavoidable, until it became a Muppet.”
✨🎨 Gesso / Acrylic Gouache on Canvas Panel - Work in Progress
✨🎨 Gesso / Acrylic Gouache on Canvas Panel - Work in Progress
January 9, 2026 at 2:10 PM
“I had a vision, an idea took shape in my mind: inevitable, unavoidable, until it became a Muppet.”
✨🎨 Gesso / Acrylic Gouache on Canvas Panel - Work in Progress
✨🎨 Gesso / Acrylic Gouache on Canvas Panel - Work in Progress
Having a hard day?
1. Buy cheese and baguette
2. Put cheese on baguette
3. Chomp
1. Buy cheese and baguette
2. Put cheese on baguette
3. Chomp
January 6, 2026 at 10:58 PM
Having a hard day?
1. Buy cheese and baguette
2. Put cheese on baguette
3. Chomp
1. Buy cheese and baguette
2. Put cheese on baguette
3. Chomp
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If you have a Heated Rivalry hangover, try Avon Gale's hockey series! (yes I had an m/m hockey reading phase seven years ago!!!) It's set in the ECHL -- two tiers below the NHL -- so they're all scrappy and make like $12k a season and the pairings are fun and the sex often somewhat kinky 🏒
January 4, 2026 at 10:13 PM
If you have a Heated Rivalry hangover, try Avon Gale's hockey series! (yes I had an m/m hockey reading phase seven years ago!!!) It's set in the ECHL -- two tiers below the NHL -- so they're all scrappy and make like $12k a season and the pairings are fun and the sex often somewhat kinky 🏒
