werner herzog joi
@doodlebin.bsky.social
eternally on my bullshit
does anyone else ever randomly think about vincent van gogh for a couple seconds too long and start crying out of nowhere or is that just me
January 12, 2026 at 12:38 AM
does anyone else ever randomly think about vincent van gogh for a couple seconds too long and start crying out of nowhere or is that just me
pretty sure this one girl on the bar at the event i've been working the last two weeks was into me but i didn't ask her out and i'll probably never see her again. which honestly kinda sums up this whole year for me
December 21, 2025 at 9:38 PM
pretty sure this one girl on the bar at the event i've been working the last two weeks was into me but i didn't ask her out and i'll probably never see her again. which honestly kinda sums up this whole year for me
steve, dustin and robin are the only characters that are keeping me watching this damn show
December 8, 2025 at 12:52 AM
steve, dustin and robin are the only characters that are keeping me watching this damn show
moved to a new city and i'm messaging my friends like a fucking regency-era gentleman. "oh, yes! the climate here agrees with me very well and i have already made some fortunate acquaintances! is your wife in good health?"
November 11, 2025 at 3:24 AM
moved to a new city and i'm messaging my friends like a fucking regency-era gentleman. "oh, yes! the climate here agrees with me very well and i have already made some fortunate acquaintances! is your wife in good health?"
i should not have to know this much about new york
November 7, 2025 at 1:17 AM
i should not have to know this much about new york
flatmate tried to prank me by getting a toblerone yesterday and then a big toblerone in its place today. joke's on you motherfucker, i didn't even notice the difference #2dumb2gaslight
November 6, 2025 at 12:01 AM
flatmate tried to prank me by getting a toblerone yesterday and then a big toblerone in its place today. joke's on you motherfucker, i didn't even notice the difference #2dumb2gaslight
standing in the kitchen cooking dinner, wearing a cozy jumper, feeling disgusted with myself for pandering so hard to the female gaze
October 19, 2025 at 6:30 PM
standing in the kitchen cooking dinner, wearing a cozy jumper, feeling disgusted with myself for pandering so hard to the female gaze
moved to the uk like a year and a half ago and sometimes i still get facebook pings from my mates in aus inviting me to their shows or gigs in sydney and wollongong. yeah no worries champion i'll be there for certain wouldn't miss it
October 14, 2025 at 8:53 PM
moved to the uk like a year and a half ago and sometimes i still get facebook pings from my mates in aus inviting me to their shows or gigs in sydney and wollongong. yeah no worries champion i'll be there for certain wouldn't miss it
fumbled the most beautiful woman i've ever met yesterday and now i have to work 4 closing shifts in a row. i have no fear of hell, i'm already here.
September 18, 2025 at 11:55 PM
fumbled the most beautiful woman i've ever met yesterday and now i have to work 4 closing shifts in a row. i have no fear of hell, i'm already here.
Reposted by werner herzog joi
DWARF CONTRACTOR: *on the phone* alright so tell me this, BEFORE hand, how greedily were you digging.. uh huh... and how deeply? okay, I don't even need to come out, I can tell ya right now you gotta balrog. I'm gonna be honest with ya, does this mine hold any sentimental value
July 28, 2024 at 5:32 PM
DWARF CONTRACTOR: *on the phone* alright so tell me this, BEFORE hand, how greedily were you digging.. uh huh... and how deeply? okay, I don't even need to come out, I can tell ya right now you gotta balrog. I'm gonna be honest with ya, does this mine hold any sentimental value
Reposted by werner herzog joi
"they said have you tried turning her off and turning her back on again, i said, how about i meet you halfway"
August 5, 2025 at 2:21 AM
"they said have you tried turning her off and turning her back on again, i said, how about i meet you halfway"
Reposted by werner herzog joi
earnestness is punk rock. libraries are punk rock. cleaning up litter is punk rock. everything is punk rock except making loud fast music that annoys your neighbors
August 6, 2025 at 11:09 AM
earnestness is punk rock. libraries are punk rock. cleaning up litter is punk rock. everything is punk rock except making loud fast music that annoys your neighbors
Reposted by werner herzog joi
ladies, if your man has two monitors in his room, watch out for the monitor underneath his bed! there are more in the guest room as well. this is a reptile sanctuary
August 7, 2025 at 6:15 PM
ladies, if your man has two monitors in his room, watch out for the monitor underneath his bed! there are more in the guest room as well. this is a reptile sanctuary
this has been the most demoralising fucking week of my life
August 5, 2025 at 9:15 PM
this has been the most demoralising fucking week of my life
turns out that when somebody says "i had a really great time and i can't wait to see you again!" and kisses you on the lips, what they really mean is "i'm going to ghost you entirely for no fucking reason"
July 29, 2025 at 5:49 PM
turns out that when somebody says "i had a really great time and i can't wait to see you again!" and kisses you on the lips, what they really mean is "i'm going to ghost you entirely for no fucking reason"
mulder, looking at a drawing of bigfoot with big naturals: oh my god i've cracked the case
scully: i can't believe i'm going to fuck this nerd
scully: i can't believe i'm going to fuck this nerd
July 25, 2025 at 11:13 PM
mulder, looking at a drawing of bigfoot with big naturals: oh my god i've cracked the case
scully: i can't believe i'm going to fuck this nerd
scully: i can't believe i'm going to fuck this nerd
at its core, firefly is - and always would have been - a show about loss and futility. you have to wonder if it would resonate the same way if it wasn't cancelled so soon
July 13, 2025 at 1:05 AM
at its core, firefly is - and always would have been - a show about loss and futility. you have to wonder if it would resonate the same way if it wasn't cancelled so soon
all these years later and firefly is still probably the best fucking show that's ever been put on tv
July 10, 2025 at 1:03 AM
all these years later and firefly is still probably the best fucking show that's ever been put on tv
we could undo a lot of damage to this generation by seriously bringing back the twentysomething as a broad category
June 4, 2025 at 11:54 PM
we could undo a lot of damage to this generation by seriously bringing back the twentysomething as a broad category
went to aus house to vote today and everybody else in the line looked so visibly australian
April 26, 2025 at 3:55 PM
went to aus house to vote today and everybody else in the line looked so visibly australian
it's nice to see that we're back to having things actually happen in severance
March 14, 2025 at 2:33 AM
it's nice to see that we're back to having things actually happen in severance
the thing that keeps me up at night is the fact that the guys with their fingers on the buttons don't actually remember hiroshima
February 20, 2025 at 4:29 AM
the thing that keeps me up at night is the fact that the guys with their fingers on the buttons don't actually remember hiroshima
just had a beautiful dream that i was having a long, glorious summer beach day. utterly heartbroken to wake up back in england
February 17, 2025 at 4:34 PM
just had a beautiful dream that i was having a long, glorious summer beach day. utterly heartbroken to wake up back in england
got left alone with my buddy's new gf while he goes out for a cig. truly the dark souls of social situations, especially if you're the kind of person who would describe it that way
February 2, 2025 at 8:24 PM
got left alone with my buddy's new gf while he goes out for a cig. truly the dark souls of social situations, especially if you're the kind of person who would describe it that way
Reposted by werner herzog joi
a lot of people are posting, completely understandably, that they're going to take a step back from social media because everything is such a horrific nightmare but my solemn vow is i'm not going anywhere and i'm going to keep posting the same stupid shit i always do
January 30, 2025 at 12:42 PM
a lot of people are posting, completely understandably, that they're going to take a step back from social media because everything is such a horrific nightmare but my solemn vow is i'm not going anywhere and i'm going to keep posting the same stupid shit i always do