fka lilgrapefruits
@dondraper.bsky.social
aspiring metal detector at the beach guy | 18+ | she/he/they | onlyfans.com/lilstarfruits | twitter.com/lilgrapefruits
Guy who thinks pasteurized milk will kill you but crumbl cookies are probably fine
November 25, 2024 at 2:21 AM
Guy who thinks pasteurized milk will kill you but crumbl cookies are probably fine
what yall know about Cake Scraps
November 23, 2024 at 2:37 AM
what yall know about Cake Scraps
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you can't say you're going "don draper mode" without being open to a wide variety of interpretation from innocent to very sinister, so i think we should collectively agree it means leaving work early to go to a movie
November 22, 2024 at 5:09 PM
you can't say you're going "don draper mode" without being open to a wide variety of interpretation from innocent to very sinister, so i think we should collectively agree it means leaving work early to go to a movie
my mom asked me if my partner and i were exclusive and i tried to dodge the question and she went “are you guys… what’s the word… emt?”
November 22, 2024 at 5:05 PM
my mom asked me if my partner and i were exclusive and i tried to dodge the question and she went “are you guys… what’s the word… emt?”
lot of people saying the vibe here is “resistance lib” or “tenderqueer” but imo it’s more “guy who followed you from hotgirls4bernie”
November 21, 2024 at 11:03 PM
lot of people saying the vibe here is “resistance lib” or “tenderqueer” but imo it’s more “guy who followed you from hotgirls4bernie”
okay fine i’m here now and it’s my birthday please clap
November 21, 2024 at 4:01 AM
okay fine i’m here now and it’s my birthday please clap
Kid i went to elementary school with signed up for the talent show every year and would wheel a griddle on stage and prepare a single cheese omelet with this expression on his face the entire time
July 24, 2023 at 7:29 PM
Kid i went to elementary school with signed up for the talent show every year and would wheel a griddle on stage and prepare a single cheese omelet with this expression on his face the entire time
ok hi i am going to actually start posting here maybe. But the posts will still just be my tweets probably
July 24, 2023 at 7:28 PM
ok hi i am going to actually start posting here maybe. But the posts will still just be my tweets probably
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DRAKE: (rapping) whats up girl / (singing) sorry i mean they ~
July 4, 2023 at 2:59 AM
DRAKE: (rapping) whats up girl / (singing) sorry i mean they ~
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fucking the skeet man for skeets
May 9, 2023 at 1:17 AM
fucking the skeet man for skeets
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leigh has entered the building
May 8, 2023 at 4:47 PM
leigh has entered the building
everyone who got on bluesky before me is a bourgeois elite reclining in a bathtub full of opals and everyone who got on bluesky after me has chuck mcgill phone allergy disorder
May 9, 2023 at 5:37 PM
everyone who got on bluesky before me is a bourgeois elite reclining in a bathtub full of opals and everyone who got on bluesky after me has chuck mcgill phone allergy disorder
what the hell by avril lavigne is one of this century’s most important feminist works
May 8, 2023 at 3:45 PM
what the hell by avril lavigne is one of this century’s most important feminist works
soooo heartbreaking when u can feel urself exiting a toast-with-butter-and-jam-every-day phase
May 4, 2023 at 3:35 PM
soooo heartbreaking when u can feel urself exiting a toast-with-butter-and-jam-every-day phase
my most liked tweet is a screenshot of someone else’s tweet and my most liked skeet is a picture of my vagina. so it’s better here
May 4, 2023 at 4:42 AM
my most liked tweet is a screenshot of someone else’s tweet and my most liked skeet is a picture of my vagina. so it’s better here
getting so overwhelmed at the glory hole that i burst through the wall leaving a much larger hole in a perfect outline of my body
May 4, 2023 at 4:15 AM
getting so overwhelmed at the glory hole that i burst through the wall leaving a much larger hole in a perfect outline of my body
mac n cheese posting
May 3, 2023 at 9:51 PM
mac n cheese posting
i’m like rivers cuomo but if his thing was for italian women
May 3, 2023 at 9:14 PM
i’m like rivers cuomo but if his thing was for italian women
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it’s a beautiful day today. i know it’s not like a classically beautiful day (cloudless, warm) but i have very sophisticated taste.
May 3, 2023 at 7:02 PM
it’s a beautiful day today. i know it’s not like a classically beautiful day (cloudless, warm) but i have very sophisticated taste.
i like how the relationship between this app’s users and developers feels like when the camp counselor who’s a few years older than the campers is trying their best to be maintain an air of authority but all the kids just treat them the same way they would their teenage siblings
May 3, 2023 at 4:17 PM
i like how the relationship between this app’s users and developers feels like when the camp counselor who’s a few years older than the campers is trying their best to be maintain an air of authority but all the kids just treat them the same way they would their teenage siblings
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Logging into bluesky should feel like this
May 3, 2023 at 2:55 PM
Logging into bluesky should feel like this
i’m going to become the most 30-something 22 year old on bluesky
May 3, 2023 at 3:42 AM
i’m going to become the most 30-something 22 year old on bluesky
what’s the consensus on replaying our old twitter hits here. gauche clout chasing or a noble attempt to reunite with mutuals?
May 3, 2023 at 3:23 AM
what’s the consensus on replaying our old twitter hits here. gauche clout chasing or a noble attempt to reunite with mutuals?