OK, people have asked so here’s my high score, 21.60m (usually get NOWHERE NEAR that)
- Lucky with items (no mattresses!)
- Dumped binbags & tyre in harmless places
- Braced the structure with level pallets
vole.wtf/styscraper/

HR: Linda said you “booped” her nose?

Me: I was trying to mute her.

Paul and Eli test each other's improv skills (and patience) which ends about as well as expected. @cheapshow.bsky.social

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@jamiesmart.bsky.social TW: Lily has been diagnosed with leukemia. She has handled it amazingly (we are lucky to live in Leeds with a Children's hospital) and now looks like Ripley in Alien 3. x.com/DomZRoss/sta...

Elon Musk: Why isn’t there enough water in California?

Grok (burning through an entire lake to generate an answer): Wokeness

Musk is hugely unpopular with people in the UK and even more unpopular amongst people exposed to his ramblings on Twitter

If you press the bottom of the cylinder, her legs collapse

It's the HappyToast ridiculous last minute Christmas giveaway! I'm shoving a load of Christmas themed prints of various sizes in some envelopes tomorrow morning. If you want a chance of receiving some, just Like, Repost and Follow (UK only because Brexit soz)

Freddy Adu's selling his car.

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🥳 To celebrate reaching 10k followers we're giving away a PL shirt, all you need to do to enter is:

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We'll announce one lucky winner Monday 7th December.

Bit strange of Pep Guardiola to remind the #LFC fans how many times Liverpool have won the European Cup

Friendly reminder, this place is meant to be better than the other one so when posting someone else's work don't pretend it's yours, and always try to provide a credit/link. Cheers.

Don't bother spending money in the Black Friday sales, because it's HappyToast free print giveaway time! I just plucked this Columbo/The Thing mash up from my pile, if you want it Like, Repost and Follow and I'll pick a winner on Monday. (UK only because of cost!)

Kemi Badenoch at #PMQs: "We had a budget in March this year and tractors were not blockading the streets of Whitehall afterwards."

Here are the tractors blockading the streets of Whitehall in March this year. They were protesting - you really couldn't make this up - Badenoch's trade policies. 😂

@andydawson.bsky.social @delaneyman.bsky.social @tftimemachine.bsky.social is this Roy Keane TikTok grading biscuits divable? vm.tiktok.com/ZGd2ktPhG/

There's something I need people to understand.

The studio that made this released some numbers. They had to produce 85 minutes of footage to find 15 usable seconds for this ad.

The machine that creates moving images out of nothing has a failure rate of 340:1 and the best 15 seconds... is this.

A long day of colouring in and placing expensive print orders for Christmas cards done, so lets celebrate that minor victory by giving away another picture. Follow, Like and Repost for a chance to win a 12x8 Trick or Treating Stormtroopers print. More to look at or even buy at happytoast.co.uk

Alright! This does feel a little like the old Twitter - we’ll see how it goes, but like I did in the old days, I’m going to run a giveaway to celebrate hitting 400 followers. To win this prebuilt version of my 1:76 shed kit, simply like and share this post and I’ll pick a winner at random on Fri.

leak the Roadrunner film