Jenn Dolari
@dolari.bsky.social
- Artist for Closetspace and A Wish for Wings
- Associate Narrative Designer for Magic: The Gathering - Universes Beyond
- Writer for Sea of Legends
- One Enchilada Short of a Mexican Platter
- Opinions My Own
- Associate Narrative Designer for Magic: The Gathering - Universes Beyond
- Writer for Sea of Legends
- One Enchilada Short of a Mexican Platter
- Opinions My Own
Introduce yourself as what almost killed you:
Hi, I'm a crazy ex-best-friend with a knife.
Hi, I'm a crazy ex-best-friend with a knife.
Introduce yourself as what almost killed you:
Hello, I am the Indian Ocean 🌊
Hello, I am the Indian Ocean 🌊
Introduce yourself as what almost killed you:
Hello, I am a spinning axe propelled by a sledgehammer
Hello, I am a spinning axe propelled by a sledgehammer
January 2, 2026 at 5:31 PM
Introduce yourself as what almost killed you:
Hi, I'm a crazy ex-best-friend with a knife.
Hi, I'm a crazy ex-best-friend with a knife.
It's now Two Days into 2026, and I've already sworn off ever buying anything again from Vizio or Wyndham Hotels.
I'm going to assume that by the end of January, I won't be buying from anyone and will have to make my own electronics and hotels from whittled wood found by the lake.
I'm going to assume that by the end of January, I won't be buying from anyone and will have to make my own electronics and hotels from whittled wood found by the lake.
January 2, 2026 at 5:26 PM
It's now Two Days into 2026, and I've already sworn off ever buying anything again from Vizio or Wyndham Hotels.
I'm going to assume that by the end of January, I won't be buying from anyone and will have to make my own electronics and hotels from whittled wood found by the lake.
I'm going to assume that by the end of January, I won't be buying from anyone and will have to make my own electronics and hotels from whittled wood found by the lake.
I did a big successful thing yesterday, had a bad Jan 1st, but then made a friend happy, so it's been a rollercoaster of a day. But it ended well.
January 2, 2026 at 7:02 AM
I did a big successful thing yesterday, had a bad Jan 1st, but then made a friend happy, so it's been a rollercoaster of a day. But it ended well.
THIS IS A BAD IDEA DIDN'T YOU SEE THE MOVIE?
January 1, 2026 at 11:20 PM
THIS IS A BAD IDEA DIDN'T YOU SEE THE MOVIE?
Not having the best 2026 so far.
January 1, 2026 at 10:38 PM
Not having the best 2026 so far.
Reposted by Jenn Dolari
January 1, 2026 at 1:21 PM
Two and a half New Years Eve parties later, I am worn out. Thankfully these are only once a year.
Happy New Years y'all.
Happy New Years y'all.
January 1, 2026 at 9:15 AM
Two and a half New Years Eve parties later, I am worn out. Thankfully these are only once a year.
Happy New Years y'all.
Happy New Years y'all.
Reposted by Jenn Dolari
HAPPY HAPPY NEW YEAR! 🎆
January 1, 2026 at 4:55 AM
HAPPY HAPPY NEW YEAR! 🎆
If you play this video with 10 seconds left in 2025, you can blow up the Death Star as 2026 starts. :)
youtube.com/watch?v=lp3Rq7KvZ1s&feature=youtu.be
youtube.com/watch?v=lp3Rq7KvZ1s&feature=youtu.be
nye10s
YouTube video by Jenn Dolari
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January 1, 2026 at 2:44 AM
If you play this video with 10 seconds left in 2025, you can blow up the Death Star as 2026 starts. :)
youtube.com/watch?v=lp3Rq7KvZ1s&feature=youtu.be
youtube.com/watch?v=lp3Rq7KvZ1s&feature=youtu.be
The Jenn Dolari 2025 One Sentence Year In Review
"She's that little souvenir of a terrible year, which makes me smile inside." --The Sundays, "Here's Where the Story Ends."
2025 has been a rough year, and also a very good year. I have a job that I not only truly enjoy, but it enjoys me, unlike...
"She's that little souvenir of a terrible year, which makes me smile inside." --The Sundays, "Here's Where the Story Ends."
2025 has been a rough year, and also a very good year. I have a job that I not only truly enjoy, but it enjoys me, unlike...
December 31, 2025 at 5:28 PM
The Jenn Dolari 2025 One Sentence Year In Review
"She's that little souvenir of a terrible year, which makes me smile inside." --The Sundays, "Here's Where the Story Ends."
2025 has been a rough year, and also a very good year. I have a job that I not only truly enjoy, but it enjoys me, unlike...
"She's that little souvenir of a terrible year, which makes me smile inside." --The Sundays, "Here's Where the Story Ends."
2025 has been a rough year, and also a very good year. I have a job that I not only truly enjoy, but it enjoys me, unlike...
I created Closetspace, one of the first trans webcomics on the web. It's not dead, the artist is just very injured and looking for ways to pick it back up. Looking at illustrated prose.
Runner up: "Hey, Jenn...weren't you that Mortal Kombat chick in the 1990s?"
Runner up: "Hey, Jenn...weren't you that Mortal Kombat chick in the 1990s?"
December 31, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I created Closetspace, one of the first trans webcomics on the web. It's not dead, the artist is just very injured and looking for ways to pick it back up. Looking at illustrated prose.
Runner up: "Hey, Jenn...weren't you that Mortal Kombat chick in the 1990s?"
Runner up: "Hey, Jenn...weren't you that Mortal Kombat chick in the 1990s?"
This was freaking amazing. Despite not sounding amazing.
December 31, 2025 at 12:58 AM
This was freaking amazing. Despite not sounding amazing.
I actually fell in love with Inca Cola. Vaguely banana flavored carbonated drink.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLQJ...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLQJ...
Why Peru Loves Inca Kola More Than Coca-Cola
YouTube video by Weird History Food
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December 31, 2025 at 12:43 AM
I actually fell in love with Inca Cola. Vaguely banana flavored carbonated drink.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLQJ...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLQJ...
Reposted by Jenn Dolari
2025 recapped
December 29, 2025 at 5:46 PM
2025 recapped
All three computers have a nice fresh polish on them...kind of under protest, but they're all freshly updated.
December 29, 2025 at 7:27 AM
All three computers have a nice fresh polish on them...kind of under protest, but they're all freshly updated.
This Week's Dessert is a rerun. BUT A VERY TASTY RERUN. AND IT'S ALL MINE.
My friends...it's here. IT'S HERE.
You may notice it's not a BLUEBERRY Banana Cream Pie. It's strawberry. One year I couldn't get blueberry pie filling, so I got strawberry instead and it was just as good. Now I alternate between blueberry and strawberry.
#thisweeksmeals #cooking
You may notice it's not a BLUEBERRY Banana Cream Pie. It's strawberry. One year I couldn't get blueberry pie filling, so I got strawberry instead and it was just as good. Now I alternate between blueberry and strawberry.
#thisweeksmeals #cooking
December 28, 2025 at 8:42 PM
This Week's Dessert is a rerun. BUT A VERY TASTY RERUN. AND IT'S ALL MINE.
This Week's Meals: Mustard and Brown Sugar Crusted Ribeye
Oh, this came out way better than I thought it would. The Brown Sugar and Mustard along with the crispy fatty rib eye all work together to make a kind of sweet and sour steak.
#thisweeksmeals #cooking
Oh, this came out way better than I thought it would. The Brown Sugar and Mustard along with the crispy fatty rib eye all work together to make a kind of sweet and sour steak.
#thisweeksmeals #cooking
December 28, 2025 at 8:38 PM
This Week's Meals: Mustard and Brown Sugar Crusted Ribeye
Oh, this came out way better than I thought it would. The Brown Sugar and Mustard along with the crispy fatty rib eye all work together to make a kind of sweet and sour steak.
#thisweeksmeals #cooking
Oh, this came out way better than I thought it would. The Brown Sugar and Mustard along with the crispy fatty rib eye all work together to make a kind of sweet and sour steak.
#thisweeksmeals #cooking
Reposted by Jenn Dolari
A merry, messy Kwelfnuv to one and all.
You made it this far; well done, everyone.
Take a breather. We'll pick it all up again tomorrow.
You made it this far; well done, everyone.
Take a breather. We'll pick it all up again tomorrow.
December 25, 2025 at 6:25 AM
A merry, messy Kwelfnuv to one and all.
You made it this far; well done, everyone.
Take a breather. We'll pick it all up again tomorrow.
You made it this far; well done, everyone.
Take a breather. We'll pick it all up again tomorrow.
Quote of the Night: "It's not Christmas until Yukon Cornelius falls off Nakatomi Tower."
December 25, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Quote of the Night: "It's not Christmas until Yukon Cornelius falls off Nakatomi Tower."
BREAKING:
I swear to god, every Malt-o-Meal generic cereal name sounds like old-timer slang for gay people.
You can’t tell me no one in the 1970s wasn’t referring to their gay neighbors as the “marshmallow mateys”
You can’t tell me no one in the 1970s wasn’t referring to their gay neighbors as the “marshmallow mateys”
December 24, 2025 at 8:53 AM
BREAKING:
It never rains, but it pours.
Oh, who am I kidding, it rains, too.
Oh, who am I kidding, it rains, too.
December 24, 2025 at 6:51 AM
It never rains, but it pours.
Oh, who am I kidding, it rains, too.
Oh, who am I kidding, it rains, too.
This Week's Meals: 24 Hash
A copycat of the same meal served at Austin's 24 Diner in one of my favorite spots in Austin, Lamar and 6th. I'd prefer a crispier potato base, and as usual, it could use more salt, but this was a tasty tasty breakfast-for-lunch meal.
#thisweeksmeals #cooking
A copycat of the same meal served at Austin's 24 Diner in one of my favorite spots in Austin, Lamar and 6th. I'd prefer a crispier potato base, and as usual, it could use more salt, but this was a tasty tasty breakfast-for-lunch meal.
#thisweeksmeals #cooking
December 22, 2025 at 11:36 PM
This Week's Meals: 24 Hash
A copycat of the same meal served at Austin's 24 Diner in one of my favorite spots in Austin, Lamar and 6th. I'd prefer a crispier potato base, and as usual, it could use more salt, but this was a tasty tasty breakfast-for-lunch meal.
#thisweeksmeals #cooking
A copycat of the same meal served at Austin's 24 Diner in one of my favorite spots in Austin, Lamar and 6th. I'd prefer a crispier potato base, and as usual, it could use more salt, but this was a tasty tasty breakfast-for-lunch meal.
#thisweeksmeals #cooking
Heart: I would like a nice smooth breakfast. Maybe some eggs, a touch of maple syrup and bacon.
Brain: Oooh, that sounds like a good idea. Maybe a mug of cocoa and--
Jenn: SUPER SPICY SHUN RAMYUN BLACK TONKOTSU
Heart and Brain: Well...okay then.
Brain: Oooh, that sounds like a good idea. Maybe a mug of cocoa and--
Jenn: SUPER SPICY SHUN RAMYUN BLACK TONKOTSU
Heart and Brain: Well...okay then.
December 22, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Heart: I would like a nice smooth breakfast. Maybe some eggs, a touch of maple syrup and bacon.
Brain: Oooh, that sounds like a good idea. Maybe a mug of cocoa and--
Jenn: SUPER SPICY SHUN RAMYUN BLACK TONKOTSU
Heart and Brain: Well...okay then.
Brain: Oooh, that sounds like a good idea. Maybe a mug of cocoa and--
Jenn: SUPER SPICY SHUN RAMYUN BLACK TONKOTSU
Heart and Brain: Well...okay then.