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dorkyDOTdude
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I say the quiet parts out loud. Whoops.
I father, family, farm, fart and crypto.

Becoming bi!

Bilingual! Get out your feelings! I’m a married man!

Wait! You’re telling me that YOU don’t FART!?

Hooah!

Oh yeah! GUITAR!!
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Thanks for sharing. I hope someone sees a way out of being the next shooter. There are other paths.

I am not one for suicide. But if you’re gonna go kill 10 people, do the world a favor and start with yourself.
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JUST IN: #Grayscale at it again. Now files for Solana $SOL ETF with NYSE.

#bitcoin #btc #xrp #eth #solana #sol #crypto #cryptonews
January 24, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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January 25, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Send me happy things. I want away from political opinions for a day. It’s not like anyone wants my opinion, and we’re not voting for 22 months! Leave me alone!
January 24, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Might be the funniest sh— on every level! Go comedians!

Elon gets a flapping, wet tongue—NO smile!
This is just too good not to share. 🤷‍♀️🤣

Bluesky only lets you upload 1 minute so I cut this in two posts! #elonmusk
January 24, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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January 24, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Uh huh. I see.
JUST IN: #JPMorgan Chase CEO Jamie Dimon says Bitcoin is "a Ponzi scheme" that "has no intrinsic value."

#bitcoin #btc #xrp #eth #crypto #cryptonews
January 13, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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January 11, 2025 at 8:30 AM
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Zuckerberg went super homophobe the same week he started publicly sucking dick.
January 11, 2025 at 11:31 AM
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January 10, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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Under the GOP's SAVE Act, Tribal IDs would NO LONGER be accepted as valid identification to register to vote.

This is a direct attack on the voting rights of Native American communities.

#StopTheSAVEAct social.demcast.com/s/EC9Y1x2d
January 10, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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January 10, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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LAPD says Kenneth Fire which has spread to over 900 acres may have been *INTENTIONALLY* set and the suspect "was detained by citizens."

Please note this investigation is in early stages and reporting is subject to change. (Via Brian Entin/NewsNation)
January 10, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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January 10, 2025 at 11:40 AM
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Mike Luckovich gets it right as he always does
January 9, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I love this song! I forgot all about it. That song can be sent a third of America probably.
January 10, 2025 at 11:54 AM
I can’t believe #Texas hasn’t called buckshot, said it’s the #GulfofTexas and said they’re their own country, yet.

Can they buy it with #crypto?
It worked for the #election!
January 9, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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We are evacuating from West Hollywood. We don’t have an order but also I have eyes.
January 9, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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January 9, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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Incredible precision by the helicopter crew dropping water on the LA firea 🎯
January 9, 2025 at 4:41 AM