Em Robin 🏳️⚧️
@doctorwhoemst.bsky.social
queer history guy, known lover of Doctor Who, occasional maker of zines, dragon farmer 💜
he/him | 25 | 💉23/09/20 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
he/him | 25 | 💉23/09/20 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
did my first bit of baking in the new house and it turned out sooo well, it’s so lovely to have a kitchen that actually has space for cooking in!!
November 2, 2025 at 9:35 PM
did my first bit of baking in the new house and it turned out sooo well, it’s so lovely to have a kitchen that actually has space for cooking in!!
we’re getting trick or treaters here for the first time in my whole adult life and they’re so cute and polite, I think I’ve been thanked about 30 times by a total of six kids so far
October 31, 2025 at 6:04 PM
we’re getting trick or treaters here for the first time in my whole adult life and they’re so cute and polite, I think I’ve been thanked about 30 times by a total of six kids so far
every time someone dramatically throws their wedding rings into the sea on TV I’m like no. NO. don’t you know the price of gold these days?? yes obviously your ex husband is a bastard. that’s why you should get your own back by selling the damn ring and buying yourself a revenge dress
October 26, 2025 at 12:41 PM
every time someone dramatically throws their wedding rings into the sea on TV I’m like no. NO. don’t you know the price of gold these days?? yes obviously your ex husband is a bastard. that’s why you should get your own back by selling the damn ring and buying yourself a revenge dress
no context Pokemon Legends Z-A final boss spoilers
October 21, 2025 at 7:05 PM
no context Pokemon Legends Z-A final boss spoilers
(muttering to myself at 7:50am as I log onto my work computer) I will not argue with colleagues on the work intranet about genAI. I will not argue with colleagues on the work intranet about genAI. I will not argue with colleagues on the work intranet about genAI. I will not argue with colleag—
October 17, 2025 at 11:21 AM
(muttering to myself at 7:50am as I log onto my work computer) I will not argue with colleagues on the work intranet about genAI. I will not argue with colleagues on the work intranet about genAI. I will not argue with colleagues on the work intranet about genAI. I will not argue with colleag—
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your email finds me deeply unwell. teetering on the edge really
April 3, 2025 at 2:23 PM
your email finds me deeply unwell. teetering on the edge really
happy five years of being on T to me! it has most definitely made me hotter in every sense of the word
September 23, 2025 at 5:00 PM
happy five years of being on T to me! it has most definitely made me hotter in every sense of the word
![Kermit from the Muppets Christmas Carol with text edited to say ‘there’s no more sleep til house’ and then a third panel reading [screams internally]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:53st5jsijyg5s4bypzonkgrj/bafkreidwtrjs222yie6ukigyghln5rl6ejzml77wjfzn2qqmdfnjhkvure@jpeg)
if I were Angela Rayner and I knew I was about to be unfairly forced out of my job, I have to say this would be a hell of a last-day-at-work prank to pull and I would be VERY tempted to go for it www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
Inquiry launched into phone ‘planted in Commons to play sex noises’ at PMQs
Met police say they believe device found near frontbench was put there on purpose to disrupt house business
www.theguardian.com
September 5, 2025 at 12:04 PM
if I were Angela Rayner and I knew I was about to be unfairly forced out of my job, I have to say this would be a hell of a last-day-at-work prank to pull and I would be VERY tempted to go for it www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
in less than two weeks (pending any horrific disasters) I am going to be a homeowner. what the entire fuck (positive)
September 1, 2025 at 1:48 PM
in less than two weeks (pending any horrific disasters) I am going to be a homeowner. what the entire fuck (positive)
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Every time an American dunks on British food, we take another of your signature dishes and pie it.
Thought I'd try and eat a bit healthier this week, happily Aldi had other ideas
August 13, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Every time an American dunks on British food, we take another of your signature dishes and pie it.
times my workplace has hit me with a serious warning causing me immense stress that I have then researched further and had to compose a very long email in order to challenge: 3
times my workplace has dropped these warnings unceremoniously and without apology to me: also 3
times my workplace has dropped these warnings unceremoniously and without apology to me: also 3
August 5, 2025 at 8:06 AM
times my workplace has hit me with a serious warning causing me immense stress that I have then researched further and had to compose a very long email in order to challenge: 3
times my workplace has dropped these warnings unceremoniously and without apology to me: also 3
times my workplace has dropped these warnings unceremoniously and without apology to me: also 3
I solved the mystery and frankly I kind of wish I hadn’t
August 1, 2025 at 2:10 PM
I solved the mystery and frankly I kind of wish I hadn’t
my head of department at my GOVERNMENT AGENCY JOB, a man who deals in sensitive medical info and government policy that affects millions of people, told us in a meeting a while ago that he fed the department’s problems into chatgpt and it gave him ‘better policy suggestions than his policy team’
I often wonder how much sensitive data has been fed into ChatGPT and have a cry :')
help my job says i have to do my job what do i do help
August 1, 2025 at 12:03 PM
my head of department at my GOVERNMENT AGENCY JOB, a man who deals in sensitive medical info and government policy that affects millions of people, told us in a meeting a while ago that he fed the department’s problems into chatgpt and it gave him ‘better policy suggestions than his policy team’
dear employees of Redacted Government Agency, we really value your contributions! to say thank you, we’ve installed extremely ugly AI generated cowboy decorations at random points around your office <3
(but seriously,,,what the fuck is my workplace DOING. this is Inexplicable. help me)
(but seriously,,,what the fuck is my workplace DOING. this is Inexplicable. help me)
July 30, 2025 at 2:40 PM
dear employees of Redacted Government Agency, we really value your contributions! to say thank you, we’ve installed extremely ugly AI generated cowboy decorations at random points around your office <3
(but seriously,,,what the fuck is my workplace DOING. this is Inexplicable. help me)
(but seriously,,,what the fuck is my workplace DOING. this is Inexplicable. help me)
things that are true:
-bluesky refuses to acknowledge that I have the face of a person over 18 despite being 25 fucking years old
-bluesky is not supposed to show adult content to any UK user whose age they cannot verify
-I have seen two penises and a woman in bondage on my discover feed today
-bluesky refuses to acknowledge that I have the face of a person over 18 despite being 25 fucking years old
-bluesky is not supposed to show adult content to any UK user whose age they cannot verify
-I have seen two penises and a woman in bondage on my discover feed today
July 25, 2025 at 8:06 PM
things that are true:
-bluesky refuses to acknowledge that I have the face of a person over 18 despite being 25 fucking years old
-bluesky is not supposed to show adult content to any UK user whose age they cannot verify
-I have seen two penises and a woman in bondage on my discover feed today
-bluesky refuses to acknowledge that I have the face of a person over 18 despite being 25 fucking years old
-bluesky is not supposed to show adult content to any UK user whose age they cannot verify
-I have seen two penises and a woman in bondage on my discover feed today
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UK users when the website asks them where they're posting from today.
July 25, 2025 at 7:10 AM
UK users when the website asks them where they're posting from today.
birmingham is, for the second time in a month, full of metalheads- except this time they’re all sort of hanging around looking faintly depressed
July 24, 2025 at 2:28 PM
birmingham is, for the second time in a month, full of metalheads- except this time they’re all sort of hanging around looking faintly depressed
my Life Quest for the past several months has been finding a hoop earring in this exact shade of purple opal that 1. fits my ear, and 2. is thin enough to dangle cool shit off of, and finally, FINALLY, my quest has come to an end…..thank you one (1) Etsy seller in Hong Kong <3
July 14, 2025 at 10:40 AM
my Life Quest for the past several months has been finding a hoop earring in this exact shade of purple opal that 1. fits my ear, and 2. is thin enough to dangle cool shit off of, and finally, FINALLY, my quest has come to an end…..thank you one (1) Etsy seller in Hong Kong <3
exposing the whole of London to my dangerously pale shoulders today because it is simply too hot to have sleeves on the tube
July 10, 2025 at 3:38 PM
exposing the whole of London to my dangerously pale shoulders today because it is simply too hot to have sleeves on the tube
the solicitor handling our house purchase either emails us back within three minutes OR at 11:30pm. single sentences only, extremely formal and direct. lawyers are truly my favourite cryptids
June 23, 2025 at 10:57 PM
the solicitor handling our house purchase either emails us back within three minutes OR at 11:30pm. single sentences only, extremely formal and direct. lawyers are truly my favourite cryptids
in case you wondered what it was like to work for the government whilst autistic, here is an excerpt from my formal attendance warning issued after I had to take medical leave for stress, saying ‘because you’re disabled, we have given you one (1) extra day of sick leave before we try and fire you’
June 17, 2025 at 2:07 PM
in case you wondered what it was like to work for the government whilst autistic, here is an excerpt from my formal attendance warning issued after I had to take medical leave for stress, saying ‘because you’re disabled, we have given you one (1) extra day of sick leave before we try and fire you’
jk rowling’s personal brexit bus spotted on the motorway today
June 13, 2025 at 1:54 PM
jk rowling’s personal brexit bus spotted on the motorway today