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Em Robin 🏳️‍⚧️
@doctorwhoemst.bsky.social
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queer history guy, known lover of Doctor Who, occasional maker of zines, dragon farmer 💜
he/him | 25 | 💉23/09/20 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈
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did my first bit of baking in the new house and it turned out sooo well, it’s so lovely to have a kitchen that actually has space for cooking in!!
A muffin tray full of blueberry and chocolate chip muffins topped with cinnamon sugar oats. A muffin cut in half, showing pink jammy blueberries and chocolate chips.
November 2, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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no context Pokemon Legends Z-A final boss spoilers
A photo of Iron Man carrying a nuke from the climax of The Avengers (2012)
October 21, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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hair: less rainbow (slightly)
headphones: still in
gay: yes
A photo of me from five years ago. I have fluffy rainbow hair and am smiling at the camera. A photo of me from today. My hair is longer, still fluffy, and purple and green. I am smiling at the camera again.
September 23, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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HOUSE GET
A photo of me, a man with purple hair and dark blue clothing with yellow leaves on my trousers, standing in an empty blue-painted bedroom. I am standing in a comically wide stance and taking a selfie in a mirrored wardrobe. Another photo of me, this time giving a thumbs up. I am standing in a kitchen in front of several blue cupboards and a white tiled wall.
September 15, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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Kermit from the Muppets Christmas Carol with text edited to say ‘there’s no more sleep til house’ and then a third panel reading [screams internally]
September 15, 2025 at 7:38 AM
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I take dragon commissions! forms.gle/rDjMU4Kqcb5R...
A light wooden tabletop covered in small polymer clay dragons. They come in a wide variety of colours and themes. Some look like food items such as doughnuts or hotdogs, others are decorated with flowers and fruit, some resemble pride flags, and some are decorated with sparkly stones.
September 4, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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POV you’re a civil servant and morale is low so the bosses bring in shot glasses full of cum and an industrial sized tanker of fizzy piss
An AI generated cowboy bar poster. On the counter underneath are some dodgy fake leaves and vaguely cowboy themed decorations. Of note is a standee of a cactus inexplicably holding a sheriff’s badge and a stick of dynamite. Several shot glasses full of an unlabelled and offputtingly viscous white liquid. A large tank full of fizzy, pale yellow liquid labelled ‘Gen’U’ine Texas Cowboy Punch’. I misread Genuine as GenUrine the first time I saw it.
August 1, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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I solved the mystery and frankly I kind of wish I hadn’t
Discord screenshot reading ‘Al cowboy decorations mystery has been solved work is doing a very poorly advertised cowboy afternoon For Morale. it is not working they have five jugs of mystery liquid named things like 'rattlesnake venom' that no one is drinking bc none of them have any ingredients listed and there's a 'ring toss' game but it's all inflatable so none of the rings work very well they also did bingo but it was just a YouTube video of a robot saying numbers’
August 1, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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dear employees of Redacted Government Agency, we really value your contributions! to say thank you, we’ve installed extremely ugly AI generated cowboy decorations at random points around your office <3

(but seriously,,,what the fuck is my workplace DOING. this is Inexplicable. help me)
A photo of a large fabric poster on a white wall. The poster is labelled COWBOY BAR and looks vaguely like an old Wild West wooden shop front. It’s very obviously AI generated and most of the wooden features are wonky or blurring into each other. A photo of a standee with two head-shaped cutouts like you’d find at a funfair. The figures are two AI generated cowboys. The female one has six fingers on each hand and wonky legs, and the male one is holding an inexplicable giant yellow ring.
July 30, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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my Life Quest for the past several months has been finding a hoop earring in this exact shade of purple opal that 1. fits my ear, and 2. is thin enough to dangle cool shit off of, and finally, FINALLY, my quest has come to an end…..thank you one (1) Etsy seller in Hong Kong <3
A picture of my ear. I’m wearing a dark purple opal clicker ring in my helix piercing. Hanging off the hoop is an astronaut charm with a gold star and a blue helmet, and a small purple opal bead.
July 14, 2025 at 10:40 AM
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in case you wondered what it was like to work for the government whilst autistic, here is an excerpt from my formal attendance warning issued after I had to take medical leave for stress, saying ‘because you’re disabled, we have given you one (1) extra day of sick leave before we try and fire you’
June 17, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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jk rowling’s personal brexit bus spotted on the motorway today
A photo taken from the passenger seat of a car, featuring the back of a large grey transport lorry with ‘STOPTRANS’ written across the back.
June 13, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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in case anyone wondered how this was going, they’re now slowly taking over my entire coffee table

ps. I take dragon commissions 👀
A wooden coffee table covered with a large selection of small polymer clay dragons in a range of colours. Some of them are shaped like fruit and vegetables, some of them are shaped like food, and some of them look like objects from nature.
May 27, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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replaced it with this funky little starry guy!
A close up photo of my ear. I have my helix pierced, and in it is a gold hoop earring with carved stars and small blue gems.
May 25, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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I truly don’t know what’s come over me these past few days but anyway here’s fifteen polymer clay dragons
Fifteen small, colourful dragons sat on the corner of my bed. The dragons are a variety of shapes and themes. Some have swirly colourful bodies, some are weather-themed, and some are shaped like croissants. The same pile of dragons, now in my hand.
April 26, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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have you seen my homemade dragon yet? now you have <3
A small purple dragon made out of clay, sat on my hand. He has quite large eyes and small purple spirals down his back. The same dragon, viewed from the front. He has a very round face.
April 24, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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“those damn bin workers getting paid way less than me have had the NERVE to keep striking for several weeks now, and despite this being totally legal, I’m going to vaguely insinuate that it isn’t because I don’t like there being bins everywhere and I don’t want to pay them more like they’re asking”
April 7, 2025 at 10:20 AM
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not entirely convinced that anyone doing the BBC live for the Birmingham bin strikes has ever actually seen a rat before, or else they would know that ‘small kitten’ is, in fact, the usual size of your average rat
A screenshot from the BBC news website saying “One pest controller has told the BBC that some rats in the city are "the size of small kittens"”
April 7, 2025 at 10:16 AM
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next on the shit list: follow the microwave instructions on the front of the packet without flipping it over to see the tiny ‘leave to stand for 2 minutes’ part, and you will explode your entire sandwich probably
A sandwich box directing you to microwave the sandwich for 3 minutes and 30 seconds. The back of the same sandwich box, which directs you in very small text to microwave it for 1 minute and 30 seconds and then leave it for 2 minutes.
February 13, 2025 at 12:06 PM
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first up: this label is confusing-confusing
Zoomed in photo of a sandwich box. Text on the side reads ‘OUR MOUTHWATERING MIX OF TENDER CHICKEN BREAST. CRISP SWEETCORN AND SEASONED MAYO ON MALTED BREAD IS A WINNER-WINNER.’
February 13, 2025 at 12:04 PM
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this annoyance mostly stemmed from me noticing that my sandwich box misquotes shakespeare and then getting bothered enough to scan the rest of the text for other problems
A close up of my hand holding a sandwich box, which says ‘for where art thou sandwich’ or possibly ‘where for art thou sandwich’ in pink text. To the left is half of a drawing of William Shakespeare as a slice of ham.
January 30, 2025 at 12:31 PM
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obsessed with the images they’ve used for the announcement of the new Doctor Who writers. we’ve got:
-professional stage actor
-professional stage actor #2 (even sexier lighting)
-your first manager at your first office job
-the photo on your student ID badge that you dressed up nice for
January 27, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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my mum spent a good ten minutes trying to find a specific shot in Joy To The World that she INSISTED was a reference to 70s cartoon Mr Benn and, unbelievably, she was actually right #DoctorWho
A shot from Joy To The World. On the right of the Doctor, a shop window featuring a space suit reads ‘Mr Benn’s Costume Shop’ A google screenshot showing a summary of 70s cartoon Mr Benn
December 25, 2024 at 7:07 PM
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christmas wouldn’t be christmas without the giant blobfish made out of fondant icing
A blobfish made of white icing. A white iced Christmas cake topped with a white ocean sunfish, snake, heart made of worms, snowman, anglerfish, snake, blobfish, and moray eel, as well as red plastic flowers and gold glitter dust. A top-down view of the same cake.
December 24, 2024 at 5:45 PM
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if they want to use filler text for a prop then I get it, but if Doctor Who is gonna post this thing on all their socials then the least they could do is proofread so it’s not QUITE so obviously written by chatgpt 😭
A fake front page for a newspaper called ‘the timey wimey’. The headline is ‘duck pond mystery solved’ A close-up of an article in the newspaper called ‘new lunar farms open’. The text is in the classic chatgpt style with capitalised subheadings.
December 16, 2024 at 6:39 PM