Doc Bender
@docbender.bsky.social
Pragmatic pretending to be childish to hold onto optimism.
Eventually when you come out the other side of realizing hard truths about humanity and decide to keep on keeping on anyway you become a bluegrass fan.
December 24, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Eventually when you come out the other side of realizing hard truths about humanity and decide to keep on keeping on anyway you become a bluegrass fan.
Been working hard on my cappuccino art. How’m I doin? Call this one “Rorschach”
December 24, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Been working hard on my cappuccino art. How’m I doin? Call this one “Rorschach”
Who could’ve seen this coming by the end of the exact same day?
Trump's Justice Department now claims this letter is fake.
December 23, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Who could’ve seen this coming by the end of the exact same day?
“Sorry I was late, Doc. I was helping my daughter wrap presents that she hand out to homeless kids when I looked down at my watch and told her I had to get going to my chiropractor appointment.”
Easily the best excuse I have ever heard. Some of our patients are amazing people.
Easily the best excuse I have ever heard. Some of our patients are amazing people.
December 23, 2025 at 9:06 PM
“Sorry I was late, Doc. I was helping my daughter wrap presents that she hand out to homeless kids when I looked down at my watch and told her I had to get going to my chiropractor appointment.”
Easily the best excuse I have ever heard. Some of our patients are amazing people.
Easily the best excuse I have ever heard. Some of our patients are amazing people.
Here is the suggestion I take away from all this
Anyway, watch for yourself and see what you think of Weiss's defense. To me, it's demonstrably full of shit
December 23, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Here is the suggestion I take away from all this
Not that you didn’t already know why they didn’t want this on a major network.
I just uploaded @jasonparis.bsky.social 's recording of the segment CBS News pulled from "60 Minutes" to YouTube:
WATCH: Segment CBS News Pulled From "60 Minutes"
YouTube video by Phil Lewis
www.youtube.com
December 22, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Not that you didn’t already know why they didn’t want this on a major network.
There seems to be some confusion over whose country did this.
Our country did this.
May not be what Jason wants out country to be or I want us to be, but time after time after time after time after time it is *precisely* who we are. Maybe when we own it we can fix it, but that’s 💯 percent US.
Our country did this.
May not be what Jason wants out country to be or I want us to be, but time after time after time after time after time it is *precisely* who we are. Maybe when we own it we can fix it, but that’s 💯 percent US.
Jason Crow: "I did three combat tours in Iraq and Afghanistan. I saw the unedited video of that double tap strike in early September that killed survivors. It was gutting to me because there was just no justification for that second strike. That's not who we are as a country."
December 22, 2025 at 8:40 PM
There seems to be some confusion over whose country did this.
Our country did this.
May not be what Jason wants out country to be or I want us to be, but time after time after time after time after time it is *precisely* who we are. Maybe when we own it we can fix it, but that’s 💯 percent US.
Our country did this.
May not be what Jason wants out country to be or I want us to be, but time after time after time after time after time it is *precisely* who we are. Maybe when we own it we can fix it, but that’s 💯 percent US.
Best report of the day so far: 15yo m patient “My neighbor is a big Packers fan and I could hear him screaming from his house inside mine.”
December 22, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Best report of the day so far: 15yo m patient “My neighbor is a big Packers fan and I could hear him screaming from his house inside mine.”
I *rarely* go casual at the office.
Made an exception today for the Packers fans always wearing their green and cheddar shit to appointments. They know what they’re doing. They give their winks and smiles. Choke on it today, cheeseheads!
Made an exception today for the Packers fans always wearing their green and cheddar shit to appointments. They know what they’re doing. They give their winks and smiles. Choke on it today, cheeseheads!
December 22, 2025 at 3:38 PM
I *rarely* go casual at the office.
Made an exception today for the Packers fans always wearing their green and cheddar shit to appointments. They know what they’re doing. They give their winks and smiles. Choke on it today, cheeseheads!
Made an exception today for the Packers fans always wearing their green and cheddar shit to appointments. They know what they’re doing. They give their winks and smiles. Choke on it today, cheeseheads!
Super Bears
Super Bowl
Super Bowl
December 22, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Super Bears
Super Bowl
Super Bowl
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Jake Paul Getting his jaw split with a right hook: ✔️
Andrew Tate getting his bell rung with an upper cut: ✔️
Chicago Bears clutch touchdown: ✔️
This has been an A++ day for sports clips on bsky
Andrew Tate getting his bell rung with an upper cut: ✔️
Chicago Bears clutch touchdown: ✔️
This has been an A++ day for sports clips on bsky
December 21, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Jake Paul Getting his jaw split with a right hook: ✔️
Andrew Tate getting his bell rung with an upper cut: ✔️
Chicago Bears clutch touchdown: ✔️
This has been an A++ day for sports clips on bsky
Andrew Tate getting his bell rung with an upper cut: ✔️
Chicago Bears clutch touchdown: ✔️
This has been an A++ day for sports clips on bsky
C’mon now boys! 🐻⬇️
December 21, 2025 at 4:26 AM
C’mon now boys! 🐻⬇️
It’s a Bears Packers Christmas miracle!!! Free football
December 21, 2025 at 4:17 AM
It’s a Bears Packers Christmas miracle!!! Free football
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Betting with the homies on what medical condition the next pharmaceutical commercial is used to treat. I’m currently down $4 and riding with overactive bladder.
December 20, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Betting with the homies on what medical condition the next pharmaceutical commercial is used to treat. I’m currently down $4 and riding with overactive bladder.
Reposted by Doc Bender
You gotta read “the bright one” two pages at a time or else the headlines get out of pocket
December 20, 2025 at 3:02 PM
You gotta read “the bright one” two pages at a time or else the headlines get out of pocket
Pedo POTUS has a memorable ring that could be hung on him for eternity, yeah?
December 20, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Pedo POTUS has a memorable ring that could be hung on him for eternity, yeah?
Just walked in to my bank and freaked out my business banker by saying “I’d like to open an account.” At 4:55 on the Friday before Christmas. She raised her head up from her monitor with laser beam eyes and a fake smile until she saw me and lost it 😂 She said “Thems fightin words right now!”
December 19, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Just walked in to my bank and freaked out my business banker by saying “I’d like to open an account.” At 4:55 on the Friday before Christmas. She raised her head up from her monitor with laser beam eyes and a fake smile until she saw me and lost it 😂 She said “Thems fightin words right now!”
Just spoke with Darrell at the DC office of my Representative @underwood.house.gov
Happy to report the call got right through and he took my message down to pass along. Following the law of the Epstein Files Transparency Act should not be optional.
Happy to report the call got right through and he took my message down to pass along. Following the law of the Epstein Files Transparency Act should not be optional.
December 19, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Just spoke with Darrell at the DC office of my Representative @underwood.house.gov
Happy to report the call got right through and he took my message down to pass along. Following the law of the Epstein Files Transparency Act should not be optional.
Happy to report the call got right through and he took my message down to pass along. Following the law of the Epstein Files Transparency Act should not be optional.
The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go.
December 19, 2025 at 6:22 PM
The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go.
Only minutes to go before the Myrtle Beach Bowl where, I assume, the Northeast Mississippi Tech MAGAs take on the Fightin’ AR-15s from Florida Evergaldes Community College.
December 19, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Only minutes to go before the Myrtle Beach Bowl where, I assume, the Northeast Mississippi Tech MAGAs take on the Fightin’ AR-15s from Florida Evergaldes Community College.