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Rather than making friends at the dog park, Niffler is intent on just sticking with me.
As much as I bitch about the ISA cash change impacting only non-pensioners: the June for people actually maxing each year is limited.
November 26, 2025 at 3:23 PM
When… did this start happening?

18 months ago it would be rare to see graffiti in a carriage.

Now most of the tubes I’ve been on the last couple of days have it..?
November 26, 2025 at 11:44 AM
I have decided the barber cut my hair too short.
November 22, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Just realised I’ve lived in New York for exactly 1 year.
November 18, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Stating my week doing my expenses. This is not the way.
November 17, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Which of course spawned the well know phrase: “Catch farting to the top”.

Somewhere in the late nineteenth century, the word was split into its constituents. Probably by the Americans.
Word of the Day is ‘catchfart’ (17th century): an obsequious individual who sucks up to the boss and always follows the political wind.
November 7, 2025 at 12:12 PM
If thems the options… it ain’t gonna be economists.
November 6, 2025 at 4:03 PM
“Phishing”
“Smishing”

And now
“Quishing”

Security training is getting out of hand.
November 6, 2025 at 3:53 PM
New Apple Watch… or Apple Watch Ultra?
November 1, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Coming from this. And look at me now. Done well.
November 1, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Two tone.
October 29, 2025 at 7:31 PM
As this is apparently a thing: certified short king..?
October 28, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Why would you think that?
Thursday: Target to lay off 1800 corporate jobs
Monday: Amazon to lay off 30,000 corporate jobs
Tuesday: UPS to lay off 48,000 operations and management jobs

You'd think with all these layoffs, CEOs and CFOs and COOs would also be fired. Alas.
October 28, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Fitness coaching from Claude hits different than ChatGPT.
October 21, 2025 at 2:25 AM
It’s always DNS.
October 20, 2025 at 10:40 PM
“Do you mind if Sarah takes a look at at your left kidney?” Is probably one of the weirder questions that I’ve been asked this year.
October 20, 2025 at 2:49 PM
If my husband does this it’s my time to head back to the uk.

I want a castle, roof or no roof.
My husband is attempting to console me by sending me a link to a fixer up castle in Scotland. He’s like listen how about we get a castle

It has no roof
October 10, 2025 at 3:36 AM
“I’m a f*cking businessman.”

And the intern.
October 10, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Sending a comm for work to UK customers and a US based comms person has just overruled me on the right phrasing and use of time zones in the UK.

Sure, sure, you know best my little keyboard warrior friend.
October 4, 2025 at 9:43 PM
You know what you don’t see any more? Identical twins.
October 2, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Ive only Just realised Stephen Graham was in Snatch.
September 28, 2025 at 5:08 AM
This was a cute game. What next?
September 27, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Bedtime.
September 27, 2025 at 4:48 AM
This weeks episode of Taskmaster made me laugh cry. Which hasn’t happened since series 10
September 27, 2025 at 12:23 AM
He’s got snuggled into his blanket.
September 24, 2025 at 1:40 AM