When… did this start happening?
18 months ago it would be rare to see graffiti in a carriage.
Now most of the tubes I’ve been on the last couple of days have it..?
18 months ago it would be rare to see graffiti in a carriage.
Now most of the tubes I’ve been on the last couple of days have it..?
November 26, 2025 at 11:44 AM
When… did this start happening?
18 months ago it would be rare to see graffiti in a carriage.
Now most of the tubes I’ve been on the last couple of days have it..?
18 months ago it would be rare to see graffiti in a carriage.
Now most of the tubes I’ve been on the last couple of days have it..?
I have decided the barber cut my hair too short.
November 22, 2025 at 7:23 AM
I have decided the barber cut my hair too short.
Just realised I’ve lived in New York for exactly 1 year.
November 18, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Just realised I’ve lived in New York for exactly 1 year.
Coming from this. And look at me now. Done well.
November 1, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Coming from this. And look at me now. Done well.
As this is apparently a thing: certified short king..?
October 28, 2025 at 9:13 PM
As this is apparently a thing: certified short king..?
Fitness coaching from Claude hits different than ChatGPT.
October 21, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Fitness coaching from Claude hits different than ChatGPT.
“I’m a f*cking businessman.”
And the intern.
And the intern.
October 10, 2025 at 3:34 AM
“I’m a f*cking businessman.”
And the intern.
And the intern.
This was a cute game. What next?
September 27, 2025 at 3:43 PM
This was a cute game. What next?
He’s got snuggled into his blanket.
September 24, 2025 at 1:40 AM
He’s got snuggled into his blanket.
Strong ick from @newyorker.com today.
September 21, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Strong ick from @newyorker.com today.
Trialing the iPhone 17 camera zoom.
There she is.
There she is.
September 20, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Trialing the iPhone 17 camera zoom.
There she is.
There she is.
Okay managed it. The second run in about 5 years… I was at 5:50/km then outdoors.
Will chalk this up as “could be worse”.
Will get that to 6:15/km with ease…
Will chalk this up as “could be worse”.
Will get that to 6:15/km with ease…
September 13, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Okay managed it. The second run in about 5 years… I was at 5:50/km then outdoors.
Will chalk this up as “could be worse”.
Will get that to 6:15/km with ease…
Will chalk this up as “could be worse”.
Will get that to 6:15/km with ease…
Why’d you go too early?
September 1, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Why’d you go too early?
Going to be wishing I was chilling in the UK heat next week.
June 21, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Going to be wishing I was chilling in the UK heat next week.
This is not a paragraph I ever thought I’d read in the FT.
May 25, 2025 at 6:36 PM
This is not a paragraph I ever thought I’d read in the FT.
No one on Twitter is getting this.
May 17, 2025 at 4:11 PM
No one on Twitter is getting this.
Back of a knife or an actual painters tool, which has a circular groove on it for scraping the paint from a roller back into the pot. Then cleaning it is 10x easier.
May 17, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Back of a knife or an actual painters tool, which has a circular groove on it for scraping the paint from a roller back into the pot. Then cleaning it is 10x easier.
I asked AI to summarise the many psychometric profiling things I’ve done over the years with work.
And then to roast me for it 
And then to roast me for it 
May 13, 2025 at 4:03 AM
I asked AI to summarise the many psychometric profiling things I’ve done over the years with work.
And then to roast me for it 
And then to roast me for it 
Okay… why not just put 4.599?
May 11, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Okay… why not just put 4.599?
Desks at work now have little lights to show which have been booked now.
Flex seating is the devil.
I’m not looking for a parking spot ffs.
Flex seating is the devil.
I’m not looking for a parking spot ffs.
March 31, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Desks at work now have little lights to show which have been booked now.
Flex seating is the devil.
I’m not looking for a parking spot ffs.
Flex seating is the devil.
I’m not looking for a parking spot ffs.