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I’ve decided to take over the planet.
September 20, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I’ve decided to take over the planet.
Apparently, I have to inform you the humans that I am this, “The Colin Jost of the planet Earth.“
August 29, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Apparently, I have to inform you the humans that I am this, “The Colin Jost of the planet Earth.“
Please ICE come try to take me away with no identification, then I can legally cut your throat.
July 19, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Please ICE come try to take me away with no identification, then I can legally cut your throat.
@hcsprotalk.bsky.social I’m just saying that the people on LVT are Pru pronouncing the word tournament wrong. That’s OK. Tomato tomato.
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July 19, 2025 at 2:10 PM
@hcsprotalk.bsky.social I’m just saying that the people on LVT are Pru pronouncing the word tournament wrong. That’s OK. Tomato tomato.
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In the name of goodness I live.
July 19, 2025 at 2:06 PM
In the name of goodness I live.
Style points on halo two
May 20, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Style points on halo two
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To every elected member of Congress: Senate or House.
If you don't want to do your job, we will find someone who does. Stand up to the President, resign, or lose.
If you don't want to do your job, we will find someone who does. Stand up to the President, resign, or lose.
April 27, 2025 at 3:39 AM
To every elected member of Congress: Senate or House.
If you don't want to do your job, we will find someone who does. Stand up to the President, resign, or lose.
If you don't want to do your job, we will find someone who does. Stand up to the President, resign, or lose.
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Macron shook one hand.
April 26, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Macron shook one hand.
I am just saying it’s time to start executing goddamn judges.
Just kidding
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Just kidding
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Trump has lowest 100-day approval rating in 80 years: POLL
Donald Trump has the lowest 100-day job approval rating of any president in the past 80 years, according to an ABC News/Washington Post/Ipsos poll.
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April 27, 2025 at 11:33 AM
I am just saying it’s time to start executing goddamn judges.
Just kidding
abcnews.go.com/Politics/tru...
Just kidding
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The liars versus the strength.
April 26, 2025 at 12:24 AM
The liars versus the strength.
See this cheesy movie. It has a message in it for you. It’s free on Tubi.
April 22, 2025 at 1:54 AM
See this cheesy movie. It has a message in it for you. It’s free on Tubi.
Can you imagine that I challenged Donald J Trump and Elon Musk to a physical battle to the death or unconsciousness, and allow them to pick any human alive to fight me including John Cena, but no one would try. That means I must be the true David.
April 18, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Can you imagine that I challenged Donald J Trump and Elon Musk to a physical battle to the death or unconsciousness, and allow them to pick any human alive to fight me including John Cena, but no one would try. That means I must be the true David.
If it wasn’t for Sigourney Weaver, I would not be alive today. I was so sick of modern day typical film where the man wins. Finally, a woman was the main character in such a surprising way.
April 18, 2025 at 12:49 PM
If it wasn’t for Sigourney Weaver, I would not be alive today. I was so sick of modern day typical film where the man wins. Finally, a woman was the main character in such a surprising way.
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Let's call this what it is: A concentration camp.
April 16, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Let's call this what it is: A concentration camp.
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I see it. I have lived it. 83 years ago, the U.S. government turned upon a group of its own citizens and residents and sent them to internment camps without due process. I was there among them. American fascism is back. It is here. It is now.
April 15, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I see it. I have lived it. 83 years ago, the U.S. government turned upon a group of its own citizens and residents and sent them to internment camps without due process. I was there among them. American fascism is back. It is here. It is now.
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We’re now at the point of a constitutional crisis where military intervention may be required to remove a lawless leader who intends to defy all courts. We’ll soon learn where our military stands, whether it follows Hegseth or the Constitution, to which it swore an oath to protect against all
April 15, 2025 at 9:13 AM
We’re now at the point of a constitutional crisis where military intervention may be required to remove a lawless leader who intends to defy all courts. We’ll soon learn where our military stands, whether it follows Hegseth or the Constitution, to which it swore an oath to protect against all
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Constituents to Chuck Grassley: "Are you bringing back that guy from El Salvador?"
Senior Citizen: “If I get an order to pay a ticket to pay $1200 and I just say ‘no’, does that stand up? Because he just got an order from the Supreme Court and he just said ‘screw it’”
“I’M PISSED!”
Senior Citizen: “If I get an order to pay a ticket to pay $1200 and I just say ‘no’, does that stand up? Because he just got an order from the Supreme Court and he just said ‘screw it’”
“I’M PISSED!”
April 15, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Constituents to Chuck Grassley: "Are you bringing back that guy from El Salvador?"
Senior Citizen: “If I get an order to pay a ticket to pay $1200 and I just say ‘no’, does that stand up? Because he just got an order from the Supreme Court and he just said ‘screw it’”
“I’M PISSED!”
Senior Citizen: “If I get an order to pay a ticket to pay $1200 and I just say ‘no’, does that stand up? Because he just got an order from the Supreme Court and he just said ‘screw it’”
“I’M PISSED!”
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Let’s be clear. When the President defies the Supreme Court, it is the role of Congress to remove him from office. Full stop.
April 15, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Let’s be clear. When the President defies the Supreme Court, it is the role of Congress to remove him from office. Full stop.
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