@dlscience.bsky.social
Apparently, I have to inform you the humans that I am this, “The Colin Jost of the planet Earth.“
August 29, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Apparently, I have to inform you the humans that I am this, “The Colin Jost of the planet Earth.“
In the name of goodness I live.
July 19, 2025 at 2:06 PM
In the name of goodness I live.
See this cheesy movie. It has a message in it for you. It’s free on Tubi.
April 22, 2025 at 1:54 AM
See this cheesy movie. It has a message in it for you. It’s free on Tubi.
Can you imagine that I challenged Donald J Trump and Elon Musk to a physical battle to the death or unconsciousness, and allow them to pick any human alive to fight me including John Cena, but no one would try. That means I must be the true David.
April 18, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Can you imagine that I challenged Donald J Trump and Elon Musk to a physical battle to the death or unconsciousness, and allow them to pick any human alive to fight me including John Cena, but no one would try. That means I must be the true David.
We were so much cooler in the 80s. We had sting and the police. And he sung this, “I am an alien. I am in a legal alien. I am an English man in New York.”
March 21, 2025 at 12:11 AM
We were so much cooler in the 80s. We had sting and the police. And he sung this, “I am an alien. I am in a legal alien. I am an English man in New York.”
I offer my support to any judge or Jew that is having a problem with the old orange face. I can be there within 1 millisecond. What am I gonna use? My good looks of course. I would love her for one reason. I like to make her happy. Do you love her? Yes why? I like having … #Caturday.
March 19, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I offer my support to any judge or Jew that is having a problem with the old orange face. I can be there within 1 millisecond. What am I gonna use? My good looks of course. I would love her for one reason. I like to make her happy. Do you love her? Yes why? I like having … #Caturday.
Worm super model lip.
March 13, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Worm super model lip.
I’m kind of bored. So I want one of you to make a remake of alien versus predator, but use the A-Team and MacGyver, but you have to make them friends that kind of hate each other, but also love each other. #Caturday
March 7, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I’m kind of bored. So I want one of you to make a remake of alien versus predator, but use the A-Team and MacGyver, but you have to make them friends that kind of hate each other, but also love each other. #Caturday
Oh, by the way, if you don’t do exactly as I say, I will kill you and your entire family. Response: Please try, I’m extremely bored and I need someone to kill. Please bring all your friends.
March 6, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Oh, by the way, if you don’t do exactly as I say, I will kill you and your entire family. Response: Please try, I’m extremely bored and I need someone to kill. Please bring all your friends.
Can you imagine?
March 5, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Can you imagine?
But the real problem is they don’t have legally assisted suicide. They’re literally nickling and diming you by making you live as long as possible in pain. Your parents are going to suffer in pain because they make more money that way. #caturday
February 15, 2025 at 3:25 AM
But the real problem is they don’t have legally assisted suicide. They’re literally nickling and diming you by making you live as long as possible in pain. Your parents are going to suffer in pain because they make more money that way. #caturday
This is probably the most insane #movie I’ve ever seen. It’s called “Men”. It has to do with a woman that is struggling to understand why her husband committed suicide.
February 14, 2025 at 6:08 PM
This is probably the most insane #movie I’ve ever seen. It’s called “Men”. It has to do with a woman that is struggling to understand why her husband committed suicide.
I think Justin Bieber and Haley should get back together. I remember I made a mistake when I was young. I regret it. Free open source you can use these photos.
February 12, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I think Justin Bieber and Haley should get back together. I remember I made a mistake when I was young. I regret it. Free open source you can use these photos.
Had some scammers tried to get me to call them from a text message. It’s a fake text. I do have PayPal, but I didn’t buy anything. There’s no charge on my account.
February 11, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Had some scammers tried to get me to call them from a text message. It’s a fake text. I do have PayPal, but I didn’t buy anything. There’s no charge on my account.
I think every person at @NASA needs to see this #movie just for shits and giggles. It has got to be the most amazing concept ever. It’s also good for anyone that smokes #marijuana. Moonfall the movie.
February 10, 2025 at 10:57 PM
I think every person at @NASA needs to see this #movie just for shits and giggles. It has got to be the most amazing concept ever. It’s also good for anyone that smokes #marijuana. Moonfall the movie.
Wow, Aaron Rodgers really lost a lot of weight.
February 9, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Wow, Aaron Rodgers really lost a lot of weight.
All right. Everyone focus on killing #dLscience
February 7, 2025 at 1:52 AM
All right. Everyone focus on killing #dLscience
