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dj_salinger
@djsalinger.bsky.social
DJ for No Lights No Lycra Ballarat. F⚽️⚽️tball, Melbourne Victory, Liverpool FC, Record Collector, Whovian, Taskmaster fan, wannabe Home Assistant nerd, music, food, drinks.
CMAT last night at The Forum was phenomenal!
January 28, 2026 at 1:59 AM
Wellington Phoenix vs Adelaide United @ Sky Stadium, Wellington because why not.
January 11, 2026 at 3:33 AM
Stein of Balter XPA at Melbourne Airport. On our way to 9 days in and around Wellington!
January 6, 2026 at 11:37 AM
There’s a lot going on at the moment, but I’m happy to announce that I’ve joined the Ballarat Roller Derby League committee as the Roller Skate Fit Club coordinator for 2026! Learning how to skate is fun, so if you’d like to join us hit me up!
December 15, 2025 at 7:55 AM
When I left Ballarat on the train it was 30c. Shorts and tshirt weather. Train gets delayed due to the thunderstorm. Looks like it’s now jeans weather. Let’s hope King Gizz bring the heat like they did last night.
December 13, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Saw King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard play an analogue synth heavy ‘rave’ set at Federation Square in Melbourne last night! It was bloody good, and I’m even more looking forward to forward to seeing them twice at the Music Bowl in December now!
October 24, 2025 at 11:42 PM
For the second time in 3 weeks the 15yo boy has cancelled going to the football with me at the last minute. So I’ll be watching Victory v Auckland on tv tonight. Not up for the trip to/from Ballarat by myself.
October 18, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Jordy Bos!
October 15, 2025 at 1:27 AM
After being reminded I hadn’t ’picked my pack’ at the Aus Cup final, my Melbourne Victory membership pack arrived today. The scarves are a bit more luxe than previous years. The boy will be happy with the Gold membership status after missing out on a scarf last year.
October 14, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Does anyone have tips for pubs in the vicinity of Lakeside Stadium that will be open around 5pm tomorrow?
October 3, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Good to see Ange back in the Premier League. Good luck to him tonight against Arsenal (and every other team except for Liverpool).
September 13, 2025 at 11:18 AM
First spin of the new CMAT album after streaming it a bunch of times. Looming forward to her and the super sexy CMAT band in Melbourne next year!
September 13, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Anyone seen any details of the Football Family presale for the Australia Cup final?
September 10, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Is there a keeper called Jack Wazowski?
September 8, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Football kit Friday.
September 4, 2025 at 10:28 PM
A Leagues fans:
September 4, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Good day to wear this Seattle Sounders jacket I randomly bought off Depop recently.
September 1, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Flew back to Melbourne from Cairns today. Watched the Sov Cit 4 Corners episode on the flight, and landed to the news from Porepunkah. Fucking cookers man.
August 26, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Machach released on compassionate grounds‽ The article from Melbourne Victory doesn’t give any more information :(
August 8, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Maybe Olympic Kingsway should replace Perth Glory in the A-Leagues.
July 29, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Ticked off everything on my to-do list this weekend so spent some time in bed reading my new book. Thanks @benaaronovitch.bsky.social!
July 13, 2025 at 7:56 AM
Any discounts for the Victory vs Wrexham match in Melbourne yet?
July 10, 2025 at 8:05 PM
This Seattle Sounders jacket was really cheap on depop, so I guess I’m a Sounders fan now.
July 4, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Worked at Falls Festival 20 something years ago. Went to the toilet backstage, was doing my business when someone joined me at the urinal. I look to my right and there’s Paul Kelly.
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie

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June 14, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Matilda’s last night was a good time. Let’s hope Victory make tonight a good time as well.
May 31, 2025 at 4:19 AM