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@djepelgesh.bsky.social
a dumb and smelly queer deer.
🏳⚧ they/them
🔞NSFW🔞
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🏳⚧ they/them
🔞NSFW🔞
pfp by @trowzer.bsky.social
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*hyperventilating*
November 13, 2025 at 4:03 PM
*hyperventilating*
seeking two fat guys to use as a hug box so i can address my autism and horniness at the same time
November 13, 2025 at 4:41 PM
seeking two fat guys to use as a hug box so i can address my autism and horniness at the same time
yassify me, cap'n
November 13, 2025 at 3:24 PM
yassify me, cap'n
the material conditions have once again caused me to infodump about Star Fox lore (dialectics), ruining my nephew's birthday party in the process (contradiction)
November 13, 2025 at 1:27 PM
the material conditions have once again caused me to infodump about Star Fox lore (dialectics), ruining my nephew's birthday party in the process (contradiction)
in light of recent events, i would like to update this previous post: no, seriously, you do not hate the New York Times enough.
you do not hate the New York Times enough.
November 13, 2025 at 2:10 AM
in light of recent events, i would like to update this previous post: no, seriously, you do not hate the New York Times enough.
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we gotta get like three VPNs deep with signal chats set to a disappearing turnaround of minutes to be able to use adult words instead of "unalive" or "grape" meanwhile our political elite are apparently just emailing each other plaintext "up for sex crimes tonight ?"
November 12, 2025 at 9:30 PM
we gotta get like three VPNs deep with signal chats set to a disappearing turnaround of minutes to be able to use adult words instead of "unalive" or "grape" meanwhile our political elite are apparently just emailing each other plaintext "up for sex crimes tonight ?"
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ngl "defeating the pedophile deep state" by being friends with well-connected pedophiles and advocating for pedophiles and putting pedophiles in positions of power and also being a pedophile is a wild gambit, i wonder how it's gonna play out
September 9, 2025 at 5:53 PM
ngl "defeating the pedophile deep state" by being friends with well-connected pedophiles and advocating for pedophiles and putting pedophiles in positions of power and also being a pedophile is a wild gambit, i wonder how it's gonna play out
hang on, when did reading become so performative?
November 10, 2025 at 5:26 PM
hang on, when did reading become so performative?
kim davis retire bitch
New: The Supreme Court DENIES Kim Davis' request to overturn Obergefell, the marriage equality decision. No noted dissents. www.supremecourt.gov/orders/court...
November 10, 2025 at 4:07 PM
kim davis retire bitch
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What the fuck is this ad YouTube gave me
November 10, 2025 at 3:46 PM
What the fuck is this ad YouTube gave me
the brave little toaster implies the existence of a proportionally larger and more cowardly toaster
November 10, 2025 at 3:59 PM
the brave little toaster implies the existence of a proportionally larger and more cowardly toaster
[watching the music video for touch of grey by the grateful dead with friends]:
"why are they skeletons"
"wait the grateful dead has two drummers?"
"touch of gay"
"why the fuck do they have two drummers?"
"lol a dog stole some guys leg"
"seriously why are there two drummers"
"why are they skeletons"
"wait the grateful dead has two drummers?"
"touch of gay"
"why the fuck do they have two drummers?"
"lol a dog stole some guys leg"
"seriously why are there two drummers"
November 10, 2025 at 4:06 AM
[watching the music video for touch of grey by the grateful dead with friends]:
"why are they skeletons"
"wait the grateful dead has two drummers?"
"touch of gay"
"why the fuck do they have two drummers?"
"lol a dog stole some guys leg"
"seriously why are there two drummers"
"why are they skeletons"
"wait the grateful dead has two drummers?"
"touch of gay"
"why the fuck do they have two drummers?"
"lol a dog stole some guys leg"
"seriously why are there two drummers"
guy was an interior decorator
November 10, 2025 at 12:48 AM
guy was an interior decorator
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RIP Baudrillard you would have loved this shit
New uncanny valley unlocked: inflatable corn maze for urban fall fests.
November 9, 2025 at 4:25 AM
RIP Baudrillard you would have loved this shit
furries when two events are happening at the same time (they can't be two places at once and have to make a decision)
November 8, 2025 at 8:27 PM
furries when two events are happening at the same time (they can't be two places at once and have to make a decision)
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I couldn't help myself
November 8, 2025 at 1:04 AM
I couldn't help myself
Scott Pilgrim vs. Federal Election Commission, 558 U.S. 310 (2010)
November 8, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Scott Pilgrim vs. Federal Election Commission, 558 U.S. 310 (2010)
he was a skater boy,
she said "see you later, boy."
he wasn't good enough for her.
- sylvia plath
she said "see you later, boy."
he wasn't good enough for her.
- sylvia plath
November 7, 2025 at 8:50 PM
he was a skater boy,
she said "see you later, boy."
he wasn't good enough for her.
- sylvia plath
she said "see you later, boy."
he wasn't good enough for her.
- sylvia plath
since i rent, i vote in every election to raise property taxes. i don't care what the proposition entails - if it raises property taxes, i vote yes. i will not rest until the rates hit 25%. the media calls me 'the Mad Renter.' my own family wants me dead.
November 7, 2025 at 6:25 PM
since i rent, i vote in every election to raise property taxes. i don't care what the proposition entails - if it raises property taxes, i vote yes. i will not rest until the rates hit 25%. the media calls me 'the Mad Renter.' my own family wants me dead.
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I don’t wanna work I just want to be crushed by large men. 😔
November 7, 2025 at 3:20 PM
I don’t wanna work I just want to be crushed by large men. 😔
saw someone refer to beloved American soft drink Dr. Pepper as "Doctor Pepper" in a text. i'm sweating and clenching my jaw and sick to my fucking stomach.
November 7, 2025 at 1:55 PM
saw someone refer to beloved American soft drink Dr. Pepper as "Doctor Pepper" in a text. i'm sweating and clenching my jaw and sick to my fucking stomach.
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You make a persuasive argument
November 6, 2025 at 9:06 PM
You make a persuasive argument
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