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big bleat from badsville 🔜 NYFB, ANE
@djepelgesh.bsky.social
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a dumb and smelly queer deer.
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philosophers after coming up with an extremely specific solution to an extremely specific thought experiment that they also came up with.
a stock photo of a very suave and cool bearded man with styled hair wearing a black leather jacket and adjusting his dark sunglasses. he is standing on the street in front of a tunnel entrance.
November 23, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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saw this folk punk political compass in a vision from god
a political compass but the x axis is marked from left to right as showers to scabies, and the y axis is marked bottom to top as sober to heroin
November 20, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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spongebob pointing at himself on tv dot png
November 18, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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why does everyone in gachiakuta look like this
a cropped and close-up of the girl's face from the cover of the Deftones' album Around the Fur
November 17, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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4 year old me after drinking from all the colorful bottles under the sink
alexa gamer guy saying "yo, i'm dead"
November 16, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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adam friedland smiling dot jpg
November 15, 2025 at 1:36 AM
djepelgesh.bsky.social
"we can't have standards, we have to win elections" is a wild approach when you have zero standards and lose on the regular
A quote written by some chump in some online rag paper that says "Of course, “no Nazi tattoos” and “don’t advocate political violence” are not particularly lofty ethical bars to clear; no one should be dismissed as a snowflake for finding such transgressions disqualifying. But the fact that many on the left seem willing to extend Platner the opportunity to redeem his mistakes is a promising sign. It is grounded in the recognition that Democrats’ long-term moral interests are moot if they can’t win elections."
November 13, 2025 at 10:57 PM
djepelgesh.bsky.social
yassify me, cap'n
a photo cap'n crunch (U.S. Navy) on a box of his prized cereal but he is wearing a short-sleezed shirt and his face is all jacked up and smoothed from a likely combination of botox, fillers, various topical ointments, and adrenochrome.
November 13, 2025 at 3:24 PM
djepelgesh.bsky.social
hang on, when did reading become so performative?
a beared man wearing a varsity jacket cheerfully reading the literary classic "gay garfield: mmm... lasagna... and COCK!" by Gym Davis on a crowded subway.
November 10, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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guy was an interior decorator
Paulie The Sopranos' famous quote "he killed 16 czechoslovakians" in the zohran mamdani sign font
November 10, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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furries when two events are happening at the same time (they can't be two places at once and have to make a decision)
vegeta dragon ball z angrily screaming
November 8, 2025 at 8:27 PM
djepelgesh.bsky.social
reading about a delightful jump rope game and smiling with the knowledge that the Dutch have always been viewed as a terminally weird people.
a screenshot from the wikipedia article on double dutch (jump rope), which reads: although it is popularly claimed the activity was brought to america by dutch settlers, the term "double dutch" itself has long existed in english slang, where it originally referred to incomprehensible speech or nonsense, reflecting historical english views of the dutch language as confusing or strange. phrases such as "in dutch," meaning to be in trouble, further illustrate this pejorative connotation. the use of" certain sentences are highlighted in yellow.
October 24, 2025 at 1:16 PM
djepelgesh.bsky.social
the crime vs. the criminal
a paperback copy of the novel All Quiet on the Western Front by Erich Maria Remarque sitting on a counter top. the book is bent and is covered with teeth marks, punctures, and drool stains. The back cover of the book has been torn off. a goofy malamute sitting on a bed with a calm and satisfied expression on his face.
October 12, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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go white boy go
a blurry sun-drenched photo of a red dodge ram truck with a license plate that says "honky"
October 6, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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[my well-intentioned but old boomer father after i tried explaining neurodivergence to him]: so is that the new way your supposed to say someone's retarded?

[me, wincing]:
a scene from the simpsons episode 'hurricane neddy' in which a distraught and disheveled ned flanders is asking a reverend lovejoy if god is punishing him, to which lovejoy uncomfortably responds "short answer: 'yes' with an 'if,' long answer: 'no' with a 'but'."
October 3, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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evergreen
screenshot from king of the hill where hank tells bobby's youth pastor "can't you see you're not making christianity any better? you just making rock n' roll worse?"
October 3, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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POV your landlord needs to repair anything in your apartment
an image of an individual using a yellow powerdrill to drill a hole into a wall. there is white text over the image that reads 'drill holes into wall'
September 21, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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quote the energy you bring to bluesky
a photograph of a deer rendered insane by a banana in the foreground
September 16, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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smiling and fondly remembering my favorite headline from The News
the news headline "ice cream shop with sexy cow logo shuts; owner blames 'extremist radical liberals'" for an article written by julia martin and posted on december 10, 2018 on the website northjersey dot com
September 1, 2025 at 4:02 AM
djepelgesh.bsky.social
laura loomer is 32
riley gaines is 25
charlie kirk is 31
stephen miller just turned 40

there's just something about being an awful hateful fuck that ages your body. it destroys you.
a photo of laura loomer wearing a trump beanie and a scarf a photo of riley gaines wearing a blue sweatshirt charlie kirk's tiny face stephen miller smiling
August 29, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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how it feels to see other people openly discussing their weird kinks in the chat (they're the same weird kinks you have)
a stock photo of a woman in a yellow dress holding a pink hand mirror with both hands and staring at it. as she gazes at her reflection, there is a concerned and deeply uncomfortable expression on her face
August 29, 2025 at 12:53 PM
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me: a lot of cool vendors and artists were at the con. i'm surprised i didn't get anything

the cold virus that entered my body without my knowledge:
adam conover from the show adam ruins every with a smug smiling expression raising his pointer finger as if to well akshually someone just out of frame
August 25, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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[ignorant masses] i love board games for infants, such as monopoly or the settlers from catan

[wise free spirits above the rabble] man ass
a blurry photo of a stack of board games on a small stand with the support bars of said stand blocking out letters of the names of the boardgames listed on their respective boxes. the games include but are not limited to backgammon (bckgmon), smart ass (ma ass)
August 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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using the OSS' Simple Sabotage Field Manual to bring down this microsoft Teams meeting (tyranny) from the inside in order to restore Democracy (a quick nap in my office) in the workplace
a screenshot of part of page 28 from the Office of Strategic Services' (OSS) Simple Sbaotage Field Manual, which reads: (11) General Interference with Organizations and Production (a) Organizations and Conferences (1) Insist on doing everything through “channels.” Never permit short-cuts to be taken in order to expedite decisions. (2) Make “speeches.” Talk as frequently as possible and at great length. Illustrate your “points” by long anecdotes and accounts of personal experiences. Never hesitate to make a few appropriate “patriotic” comments. (3) When possible, refer all matters to committees, for “further study and consideration.” Attempt to make the committees as large as possible—never less than five. (4) Bring up irrelevant issues as frequently as possible. (5) Haggle over precise wordings of communications, minutes, resolutions. (6) Refer back to matters decided upon at the last meeting and attempt to re-open the question of the advisability of that decision. (7) Advocate “caution.” Be “reasonable” and urge your fellow-conferees to be “reasonable” and avoid haste which might result in embarrassments or difficulties later on. (8) Be worried about the propriety of any decision—raise the question of whether such action as is contemplated lies within the jurisdiction of the group or whether it might conflict with the policy of some higher echelon.
August 14, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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i made him less scary for you. i hope it helps.
the world's coolest house centipede chuffing a dart a close up of the world's coolest house centipede burning a coffin nail
August 14, 2025 at 1:26 AM