Dizzy The Bard | The Hottest Artist On Your Spotify, Bottom Line
@dizzythebard.com
Commissions/Collabs are currently open - if you need an incredible song, you need *me* ~
Narrative D&D Rap Album? Yeah:
https://recordu.lnk.to/QAnQ6S
SUPPORT Narrative D&D Rap Album? Please:
https://patreon.com/dizzythebard
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Narrative D&D Rap Album? Yeah:
https://recordu.lnk.to/QAnQ6S
SUPPORT Narrative D&D Rap Album? Please:
https://patreon.com/dizzythebard
https://ko-fi.com/dizzythebard
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I really thought at some point, even if I never *loved* my voice, I'd at least get used to it and able to rely on it?
But no. Instead, I'm still *surprised* when I successfully pull off anything like this.
Welp, whatever...
But no. Instead, I'm still *surprised* when I successfully pull off anything like this.
Welp, whatever...
I don't have any New Year's Resolutions, but I'll tell you what: y'all better get fuckin New Year's Ready For This Shit.
January 1, 2026 at 1:38 PM
I don't have any New Year's Resolutions, but I'll tell you what: y'all better get fuckin New Year's Ready For This Shit.
This "assessment" shit is just *not cute* anymore.
This is an email straight from the CEO of "Young Scholars of Greater Allegheny Charter School" demanding a 90-day plan to increase enrollment and an ADDITIONAL Powerpoint for external presentations.
Literally "do the first 3 months for free".
This is an email straight from the CEO of "Young Scholars of Greater Allegheny Charter School" demanding a 90-day plan to increase enrollment and an ADDITIONAL Powerpoint for external presentations.
Literally "do the first 3 months for free".
December 29, 2025 at 1:09 AM
This "assessment" shit is just *not cute* anymore.
This is an email straight from the CEO of "Young Scholars of Greater Allegheny Charter School" demanding a 90-day plan to increase enrollment and an ADDITIONAL Powerpoint for external presentations.
Literally "do the first 3 months for free".
This is an email straight from the CEO of "Young Scholars of Greater Allegheny Charter School" demanding a 90-day plan to increase enrollment and an ADDITIONAL Powerpoint for external presentations.
Literally "do the first 3 months for free".
Got these excellent new additions to my collection for Xmas ~
For someone named Dizzy The Bard, I do tend to play a Wizard an awful lot of the time...
Thanks to @paolaspixels.bsky.social for the lovely designs ❤️
For someone named Dizzy The Bard, I do tend to play a Wizard an awful lot of the time...
Thanks to @paolaspixels.bsky.social for the lovely designs ❤️
December 28, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Got these excellent new additions to my collection for Xmas ~
For someone named Dizzy The Bard, I do tend to play a Wizard an awful lot of the time...
Thanks to @paolaspixels.bsky.social for the lovely designs ❤️
For someone named Dizzy The Bard, I do tend to play a Wizard an awful lot of the time...
Thanks to @paolaspixels.bsky.social for the lovely designs ❤️
It's all of your fault, you're all equally responsible 😡
a man sitting at a desk with a microphone and a sign that says ' on air ' on it
Alt: Alex Jones losing his absolute shit, as usual.
media.tenor.com
December 27, 2025 at 3:49 PM
It's all of your fault, you're all equally responsible 😡
Listen...
"God" will forgive your transgressions against him endlessly.
A new year is an opportunity for rebirth and renewal.
But just remember:
NONE of you absolute *fuckers* can take back how you didn't tell me about the O/U Mothership server until the DAY AFTER IT SHUT DO-
"God" will forgive your transgressions against him endlessly.
A new year is an opportunity for rebirth and renewal.
But just remember:
NONE of you absolute *fuckers* can take back how you didn't tell me about the O/U Mothership server until the DAY AFTER IT SHUT DO-
December 27, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Listen...
"God" will forgive your transgressions against him endlessly.
A new year is an opportunity for rebirth and renewal.
But just remember:
NONE of you absolute *fuckers* can take back how you didn't tell me about the O/U Mothership server until the DAY AFTER IT SHUT DO-
"God" will forgive your transgressions against him endlessly.
A new year is an opportunity for rebirth and renewal.
But just remember:
NONE of you absolute *fuckers* can take back how you didn't tell me about the O/U Mothership server until the DAY AFTER IT SHUT DO-
My gender was traded up to after starting with a single paperclip
My gender was in the sale section between the soft drinks and the juice
I assembled my gender out of second-hand LEGO.
December 24, 2025 at 2:50 PM
My gender was traded up to after starting with a single paperclip
Psshhh I can do that too
December 23, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Psshhh I can do that too
Hey, so, if any indie musicians/producers/composers/etc out there weren't aware, VSTBuzz has the EastWest "Hollywood Fantasy Orchestra" right now for $130.
That's kind huge, that's a good ass VST. You should probably get that shit.
vstbuzz.com
That's kind huge, that's a good ass VST. You should probably get that shit.
vstbuzz.com
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December 22, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Hey, so, if any indie musicians/producers/composers/etc out there weren't aware, VSTBuzz has the EastWest "Hollywood Fantasy Orchestra" right now for $130.
That's kind huge, that's a good ass VST. You should probably get that shit.
vstbuzz.com
That's kind huge, that's a good ass VST. You should probably get that shit.
vstbuzz.com
And we're back in, baby!
Oops All Ace Session 4 is live now
www.twitch.tv/nerdswithdice
www.twitch.tv/nerdswithdice
December 21, 2025 at 8:05 PM
And we're back in, baby!
I really thought at some point, even if I never *loved* my voice, I'd at least get used to it and able to rely on it?
But no. Instead, I'm still *surprised* when I successfully pull off anything like this.
Welp, whatever...
But no. Instead, I'm still *surprised* when I successfully pull off anything like this.
Welp, whatever...
December 18, 2025 at 6:08 PM
I really thought at some point, even if I never *loved* my voice, I'd at least get used to it and able to rely on it?
But no. Instead, I'm still *surprised* when I successfully pull off anything like this.
Welp, whatever...
But no. Instead, I'm still *surprised* when I successfully pull off anything like this.
Welp, whatever...
Hey it's normal to cry uncontrollably when you're working on music, right?
*I'M* not inconsolable at the sound of despair and bitterness in my own voice, but if someone else was that would be normal, right?
*I'M* not inconsolable at the sound of despair and bitterness in my own voice, but if someone else was that would be normal, right?
December 18, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Hey it's normal to cry uncontrollably when you're working on music, right?
*I'M* not inconsolable at the sound of despair and bitterness in my own voice, but if someone else was that would be normal, right?
*I'M* not inconsolable at the sound of despair and bitterness in my own voice, but if someone else was that would be normal, right?
Desperately clutching for a silver lining...
Maybe at least the next studio will see the Larian backlash and understand that there's literally no amount of goodwill and trust that can't be instantly destroyed by replacing creators with AI...?
Maybe at least the next studio will see the Larian backlash and understand that there's literally no amount of goodwill and trust that can't be instantly destroyed by replacing creators with AI...?
December 17, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Desperately clutching for a silver lining...
Maybe at least the next studio will see the Larian backlash and understand that there's literally no amount of goodwill and trust that can't be instantly destroyed by replacing creators with AI...?
Maybe at least the next studio will see the Larian backlash and understand that there's literally no amount of goodwill and trust that can't be instantly destroyed by replacing creators with AI...?
@soundtoys.bsky.social Yo, can I just say real quick, THANK YOU for EchoBoy Jr. This shit just changed my whole month.
December 16, 2025 at 2:02 PM
@soundtoys.bsky.social Yo, can I just say real quick, THANK YOU for EchoBoy Jr. This shit just changed my whole month.
Honestly, might have been feeling myself while streaming on Friday. Might have looked *pretty good*, thank you very much ~
December 14, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Honestly, might have been feeling myself while streaming on Friday. Might have looked *pretty good*, thank you very much ~
And we're live!
Tonight at 7pm CST Full Plates, Full Hearts Continues. With a special story by @syntheticgm.bsky.social Something is in the Dark
Cast: @mirrrm.bsky.social @dizzythebard.com @daniscorner.bsky.social @dannyrmendoza.bsky.social @chanelle-lize.bsky.social and @nerdyteddi.bsky.social
Cast: @mirrrm.bsky.social @dizzythebard.com @daniscorner.bsky.social @dannyrmendoza.bsky.social @chanelle-lize.bsky.social and @nerdyteddi.bsky.social
December 13, 2025 at 1:11 AM
And we're live!
What's that? 40 minutes (and counting) of my neighbor parked outside his own house absolutely blasting music with the windows down *while it's snowing*, at the exact time I'm just trying to peacefully mix this song?
Interesting.
Do we *have* to?
Interesting.
Do we *have* to?
December 11, 2025 at 10:34 PM
What's that? 40 minutes (and counting) of my neighbor parked outside his own house absolutely blasting music with the windows down *while it's snowing*, at the exact time I'm just trying to peacefully mix this song?
Interesting.
Do we *have* to?
Interesting.
Do we *have* to?
Y'all ready for a real picture of my father holding me as a baby?
December 11, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Y'all ready for a real picture of my father holding me as a baby?
Reposted by Dizzy The Bard | The Hottest Artist On Your Spotify, Bottom Line
Seriously, sign up for my Patreon or I'll text your grandmother from your phone and tell her you don't like birthday presents she gives you.
www.patreon.com/dizzythebard
(Video is a snippet of a song I'm working on - satisfied so far!)
www.patreon.com/dizzythebard
(Video is a snippet of a song I'm working on - satisfied so far!)
December 10, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Seriously, sign up for my Patreon or I'll text your grandmother from your phone and tell her you don't like birthday presents she gives you.
www.patreon.com/dizzythebard
(Video is a snippet of a song I'm working on - satisfied so far!)
www.patreon.com/dizzythebard
(Video is a snippet of a song I'm working on - satisfied so far!)
In 2025 I don't get why businesses STILL think it's cute to ask for literal free work on a job APPLICATION. "Oh you want to work here? Give us a rough outline on how you would specifically approach growing our YouTube channel and ten video ideas!"
Literally, no. That's literally THE JOB. Pay me.
Literally, no. That's literally THE JOB. Pay me.
December 10, 2025 at 4:43 PM
In 2025 I don't get why businesses STILL think it's cute to ask for literal free work on a job APPLICATION. "Oh you want to work here? Give us a rough outline on how you would specifically approach growing our YouTube channel and ten video ideas!"
Literally, no. That's literally THE JOB. Pay me.
Literally, no. That's literally THE JOB. Pay me.
Seriously, sign up for my Patreon or I'll text your grandmother from your phone and tell her you don't like birthday presents she gives you.
www.patreon.com/dizzythebard
(Video is a snippet of a song I'm working on - satisfied so far!)
www.patreon.com/dizzythebard
(Video is a snippet of a song I'm working on - satisfied so far!)
December 10, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Seriously, sign up for my Patreon or I'll text your grandmother from your phone and tell her you don't like birthday presents she gives you.
www.patreon.com/dizzythebard
(Video is a snippet of a song I'm working on - satisfied so far!)
www.patreon.com/dizzythebard
(Video is a snippet of a song I'm working on - satisfied so far!)
I see your bisexual drink array and raise you a "poly" on top.
Or bottom. Whichever.
Or bottom. Whichever.
December 9, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I see your bisexual drink array and raise you a "poly" on top.
Or bottom. Whichever.
Or bottom. Whichever.
I simply must start sharing progress of my thousand little projects with everyone who's asked.
I simply MUST.
There are one *thousand* little creations slowly dying in folders on my computer and literally anyone should at least *see* them.
I simply MUST.
There are one *thousand* little creations slowly dying in folders on my computer and literally anyone should at least *see* them.
December 8, 2025 at 3:58 PM
I simply must start sharing progress of my thousand little projects with everyone who's asked.
I simply MUST.
There are one *thousand* little creations slowly dying in folders on my computer and literally anyone should at least *see* them.
I simply MUST.
There are one *thousand* little creations slowly dying in folders on my computer and literally anyone should at least *see* them.
Hey, so... gay furry fuck-fight game? Anybody?
Put your own fursona in the game and fuck-fight your oomfies like you keep *saying* you're gonna do, little keyboard dommes?
Put your money where your dick is?
Put your own fursona in the game and fuck-fight your oomfies like you keep *saying* you're gonna do, little keyboard dommes?
Put your money where your dick is?
Just uploaded a video sharing more details about my collaboration with the talented @spoonycatt.com - Magefight: Arena!! The first erotic furry action game that puts YCH in for the battle!
Learn more here!
youtu.be/r2y-sXXqZ1w
Learn more here!
youtu.be/r2y-sXXqZ1w
A Humble Two-Minute Announcement - 🔞18+ only! (Magefight: Arena)
YouTube video by Evie Smash
youtu.be
December 7, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Hey, so... gay furry fuck-fight game? Anybody?
Put your own fursona in the game and fuck-fight your oomfies like you keep *saying* you're gonna do, little keyboard dommes?
Put your money where your dick is?
Put your own fursona in the game and fuck-fight your oomfies like you keep *saying* you're gonna do, little keyboard dommes?
Put your money where your dick is?
This is a self-care checkpoint.
Post your favorite selfie that makes you feel good about yourself.
Post your favorite selfie that makes you feel good about yourself.
December 6, 2025 at 12:53 AM
This is a self-care checkpoint.
Post your favorite selfie that makes you feel good about yourself.
Post your favorite selfie that makes you feel good about yourself.
And it smells like a hot mf, 100%
November 16, 2025 at 10:09 PM
And it smells like a hot mf, 100%