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You know, it's not the *worst* camera test I've ever done...
My *gorgeous* deluxe copies of Kinks & Cantrips came today! And my new characters will probably do the same, tomorrow ~
November 15, 2025 at 10:30 PM
My *gorgeous* deluxe copies of Kinks & Cantrips came today! And my new characters will probably do the same, tomorrow ~
Sharing in honor of Boat, the Warforged Drakewarden I played in my first run through Dragon Heist ~
Tabaxi has been sold! We still have 2 designs available, 1 on this batch!! Thank you all sm for all the help! ♥ Still trying to raise money to pay for the expenses I had, consider sharing, adopting or even tipping on my ko-fi! ✨
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November 15, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Sharing in honor of Boat, the Warforged Drakewarden I played in my first run through Dragon Heist ~
Duane Roberts, Inventor of the Frozen Burrito, Dead at 88
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Duane Roberts Billionaire Who Invented Frozen Burrito Dead at 88 Published November 2, 2025 9:51 AM PST Duane Roberts — the billionaire …
Duane Roberts, Inventor of the Frozen Burrito, Dead at 88 - Dining and Cooking
Duane Roberts -- the billionaire businessman credited with inventing the frozen burrito -- has died ... TMZ has learned.
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November 3, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Not saying I have a folder full of potential album names and I just came up with a sick one and found it already in there, but I *am* saying sometimes you're surpassed by your former self in really frustrating ways.
November 2, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Not saying I have a folder full of potential album names and I just came up with a sick one and found it already in there, but I *am* saying sometimes you're surpassed by your former self in really frustrating ways.
Dude, music and sex and reading are all so fucking good, it's literally not a mystery at all why they've kept me alive all this time.
November 2, 2025 at 8:22 AM
Dude, music and sex and reading are all so fucking good, it's literally not a mystery at all why they've kept me alive all this time.
WAS thinking about wearing something cute and femme for handing out candy, but it's feckin cold and I'm not interested in being cold all night. Hhhhh guess I'll just wear a big cloak 😞
October 31, 2025 at 5:29 PM
WAS thinking about wearing something cute and femme for handing out candy, but it's feckin cold and I'm not interested in being cold all night. Hhhhh guess I'll just wear a big cloak 😞
It's really unhealthy to glamorize "grind" mentality, but like... I'm up til 4am pretty much every night trying to make life work and at a certain point I have to be proud of *something*.
I'm slowly dying over it, but fuck if I'm not doing my damndest. It's shitty and ugly but it's the truth...
I'm slowly dying over it, but fuck if I'm not doing my damndest. It's shitty and ugly but it's the truth...
October 30, 2025 at 8:12 AM
It's really unhealthy to glamorize "grind" mentality, but like... I'm up til 4am pretty much every night trying to make life work and at a certain point I have to be proud of *something*.
I'm slowly dying over it, but fuck if I'm not doing my damndest. It's shitty and ugly but it's the truth...
I'm slowly dying over it, but fuck if I'm not doing my damndest. It's shitty and ugly but it's the truth...
Weeelp if all my games do end up dying, I'm definitely going hard sci-fi next. I'm going all the way in the future, all the way across the galaxy, and all the way crunchy.
But I'll never go straight. My games will remain gay as fuck until I literally die.
But I'll never go straight. My games will remain gay as fuck until I literally die.
October 25, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Weeelp if all my games do end up dying, I'm definitely going hard sci-fi next. I'm going all the way in the future, all the way across the galaxy, and all the way crunchy.
But I'll never go straight. My games will remain gay as fuck until I literally die.
But I'll never go straight. My games will remain gay as fuck until I literally die.
Dude Twitch literally can't even successfully unsub me from new comments on a discussion I've unsubbed from six times.
How the fuck is anyone supposed to believe they're capable of building and implementing an AI clipping tool? Even if it wasn't evil and stupid, it would still be laughable at best.
How the fuck is anyone supposed to believe they're capable of building and implementing an AI clipping tool? Even if it wasn't evil and stupid, it would still be laughable at best.
October 24, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Dude Twitch literally can't even successfully unsub me from new comments on a discussion I've unsubbed from six times.
How the fuck is anyone supposed to believe they're capable of building and implementing an AI clipping tool? Even if it wasn't evil and stupid, it would still be laughable at best.
How the fuck is anyone supposed to believe they're capable of building and implementing an AI clipping tool? Even if it wasn't evil and stupid, it would still be laughable at best.
I just had three games die in the span of one week. One group playing together for years, game dead while *paused* for October (so, you know, *about* to start playing again). Second one, dead during the planning phase, hasn't even started yet - and that one was supposed to replace the third one....
October 23, 2025 at 2:08 AM
I just had three games die in the span of one week. One group playing together for years, game dead while *paused* for October (so, you know, *about* to start playing again). Second one, dead during the planning phase, hasn't even started yet - and that one was supposed to replace the third one....
I make?
I make.
(Hire me)
I make.
(Hire me)
Interest check in a knitted Mimic scarf designed by @dizzythebard.bsky.social ? It looks sooooo cool!
October 19, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I make?
I make.
(Hire me)
I make.
(Hire me)
Just made a double batch of brownies with protein powder in them 💪🏾
... they are the *driest* fucking brownies I've made in at least ten years.
... they are the *driest* fucking brownies I've made in at least ten years.
October 18, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Just made a double batch of brownies with protein powder in them 💪🏾
... they are the *driest* fucking brownies I've made in at least ten years.
... they are the *driest* fucking brownies I've made in at least ten years.
Alright, fine. I'm doing it.
I'm switching to Horny On Main mode. I'm gonna start just sharing my NSFW work here, I dunno why I haven't been.
Currently I'm working on embroidery, mostly making patches for my Pittsburgh queers ~
So... TTRPG rap and explicit embroidery, I guess, are what I do.
I'm switching to Horny On Main mode. I'm gonna start just sharing my NSFW work here, I dunno why I haven't been.
Currently I'm working on embroidery, mostly making patches for my Pittsburgh queers ~
So... TTRPG rap and explicit embroidery, I guess, are what I do.
October 13, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Alright, fine. I'm doing it.
I'm switching to Horny On Main mode. I'm gonna start just sharing my NSFW work here, I dunno why I haven't been.
Currently I'm working on embroidery, mostly making patches for my Pittsburgh queers ~
So... TTRPG rap and explicit embroidery, I guess, are what I do.
I'm switching to Horny On Main mode. I'm gonna start just sharing my NSFW work here, I dunno why I haven't been.
Currently I'm working on embroidery, mostly making patches for my Pittsburgh queers ~
So... TTRPG rap and explicit embroidery, I guess, are what I do.
My birthday is today.
Today is Lesbian Day.
My birthday is Lesbian Day.
Today.
Happy Lesbian Birthday ~
Today is Lesbian Day.
My birthday is Lesbian Day.
Today.
Happy Lesbian Birthday ~
October 8, 2025 at 4:03 PM
My birthday is today.
Today is Lesbian Day.
My birthday is Lesbian Day.
Today.
Happy Lesbian Birthday ~
Today is Lesbian Day.
My birthday is Lesbian Day.
Today.
Happy Lesbian Birthday ~
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October 3, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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God... my birthday is in one week and this might be the year I care the least I ever have...? Am I depressed, too busy, or just finally an old grumpass?
Don't answer that, I *know* it's all three 😐
Don't answer that, I *know* it's all three 😐
October 1, 2025 at 9:26 AM
God... my birthday is in one week and this might be the year I care the least I ever have...? Am I depressed, too busy, or just finally an old grumpass?
Don't answer that, I *know* it's all three 😐
Don't answer that, I *know* it's all three 😐
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I needed to see this.
September 29, 2025 at 1:05 PM
I needed to see this.
I did a pixel art!
I did a TTRPG map!
I did a pixel art TTRPG map!
And it's for this: www.drivethrurpg.com/en/product/5...
I did a TTRPG map!
I did a pixel art TTRPG map!
And it's for this: www.drivethrurpg.com/en/product/5...
September 28, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I did a pixel art!
I did a TTRPG map!
I did a pixel art TTRPG map!
And it's for this: www.drivethrurpg.com/en/product/5...
I did a TTRPG map!
I did a pixel art TTRPG map!
And it's for this: www.drivethrurpg.com/en/product/5...
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Oh, hey.
Visa and Mastercard now say you can't pay for WoW. Magic the Gathering. FFXIV. DnD. Lord of the Rings. Because they're all "adult" content against their ToS just for being "fantasy".
Let that sink in.
Spread this like wildfire and have people in those circles call them. No quarter.
Visa and Mastercard now say you can't pay for WoW. Magic the Gathering. FFXIV. DnD. Lord of the Rings. Because they're all "adult" content against their ToS just for being "fantasy".
Let that sink in.
Spread this like wildfire and have people in those circles call them. No quarter.
Woke up to quite the update on this. I had been in contact with Payment Cloud about getting their service and they waited until now to hit me with the image below. Again, stringing me along instead of being upfront. They had seen my website multiple times before this.
September 10, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Oh, hey.
Visa and Mastercard now say you can't pay for WoW. Magic the Gathering. FFXIV. DnD. Lord of the Rings. Because they're all "adult" content against their ToS just for being "fantasy".
Let that sink in.
Spread this like wildfire and have people in those circles call them. No quarter.
Visa and Mastercard now say you can't pay for WoW. Magic the Gathering. FFXIV. DnD. Lord of the Rings. Because they're all "adult" content against their ToS just for being "fantasy".
Let that sink in.
Spread this like wildfire and have people in those circles call them. No quarter.
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It’s funny because promoting and marketing a book in any way, shape, or form is actually NOT the author’s job. At all. It is unpaid labor we’ve been forced to do for so long the expectation has mutated like a virus into “okay now you also have to be a TikTok sensation to do this as a job.”
I just don’t want “film a video and hope it goes viral” to be a “reasonable” expectation of authors!! I hate being on video! I am too awkward for video!
September 7, 2025 at 10:53 PM
It’s funny because promoting and marketing a book in any way, shape, or form is actually NOT the author’s job. At all. It is unpaid labor we’ve been forced to do for so long the expectation has mutated like a virus into “okay now you also have to be a TikTok sensation to do this as a job.”
GOD I miss the retro version of the distant future, I can't believe with that much imagination we've ended up with such a boring aesthetic in real life. Take me back to when I believed it would feel like THIS ~
Potential art-book/project thread! Please read below!! 👇👇
Can i first ask that you please retweet and comment your thoughts on this? I need as many eyes on this as possible to gauge if its a viable side project worth pursuing!
RETROGRADE - A catalogue from from a future that never was!
Can i first ask that you please retweet and comment your thoughts on this? I need as many eyes on this as possible to gauge if its a viable side project worth pursuing!
RETROGRADE - A catalogue from from a future that never was!
September 7, 2025 at 1:31 PM
GOD I miss the retro version of the distant future, I can't believe with that much imagination we've ended up with such a boring aesthetic in real life. Take me back to when I believed it would feel like THIS ~
You know, it's not the *worst* camera test I've ever done...
August 30, 2025 at 4:34 AM
You know, it's not the *worst* camera test I've ever done...
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On one hand, reducing car use reduces urban pollution.
But on the other, everyone likes it and cities become more livable
But on the other, everyone likes it and cities become more livable
August 30, 2025 at 12:43 AM
On one hand, reducing car use reduces urban pollution.
But on the other, everyone likes it and cities become more livable
But on the other, everyone likes it and cities become more livable
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Hey Canada! Check this out!
August 20, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Hey Canada! Check this out!
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![[MasterCard logo which reads Censorship]
there are some things money can’t buy, for that you can thank MasterCard ®.
For years, MasterCard has led the way in pressuring platforms that host and sell adult content. Most recently, we have pressured Steam and Itch.io, leading to dozens if not hundreds of games being delisted, and their TOS now updated with draconian content standards.
Please, tell us how we’re doing:
In US, call +1 (800)-307-7309 (Phone tree nav: 1-1-2-2-2-1)
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