Dizzy The Bard | The Hottest Artist On Your Spotify, Bottom Line
@dizzythebard.com
Commissions/Collabs are currently open - if you need an incredible song, you need *me* ~
Narrative D&D Rap Album? Yeah:
https://recordu.lnk.to/QAnQ6S
SUPPORT Narrative D&D Rap Album? Please:
https://patreon.com/dizzythebard
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Narrative D&D Rap Album? Yeah:
https://recordu.lnk.to/QAnQ6S
SUPPORT Narrative D&D Rap Album? Please:
https://patreon.com/dizzythebard
https://ko-fi.com/dizzythebard
Pinned
I really thought at some point, even if I never *loved* my voice, I'd at least get used to it and able to rely on it?
But no. Instead, I'm still *surprised* when I successfully pull off anything like this.
Welp, whatever...
But no. Instead, I'm still *surprised* when I successfully pull off anything like this.
Welp, whatever...
Yooooo
I'm going to run “Forest of the Damned” at @geekyteas.bsky.social in front of a live audience with these great players! ALL PROCEEDS will go to the #DioCancerFund. @aabria.bsky.social @erikaishii.bsky.social @kharypayton.bsky.social @sweeetanj.bsky.social
Tickets: tinyurl.com/dndgeeky
Tickets: tinyurl.com/dndgeeky
February 17, 2026 at 1:17 AM
Yooooo
Just the romantic part of me that sees little shit like this and goes "huh."
Night, everybody.
Night, everybody.
February 7, 2026 at 7:08 AM
Just the romantic part of me that sees little shit like this and goes "huh."
Night, everybody.
Night, everybody.
God, fuck yeah...
One week from today we launch Blades '68!
Get ready for danger, intrigue, and unruly action under the artificial light of an electroplasmic sun.
An official expansion for Blades in the Dark.
Follow the project here and download the free 40-page preview now:
www.backerkit.com/call_to_acti...
Get ready for danger, intrigue, and unruly action under the artificial light of an electroplasmic sun.
An official expansion for Blades in the Dark.
Follow the project here and download the free 40-page preview now:
www.backerkit.com/call_to_acti...
February 3, 2026 at 7:41 PM
God, fuck yeah...
You ever have a suggestion come up on YouTube and just like, be mad at yourself for knowing you're gonna click on it again?
I didn't need Kreayshawn in my day, I never *need* that.
But I still clicked it. Again.
Hhhhhh...
I didn't need Kreayshawn in my day, I never *need* that.
But I still clicked it. Again.
Hhhhhh...
Kreayshawn - Gucci Gucci
YouTube video by kreayshawn
youtu.be
January 28, 2026 at 1:28 AM
You ever have a suggestion come up on YouTube and just like, be mad at yourself for knowing you're gonna click on it again?
I didn't need Kreayshawn in my day, I never *need* that.
But I still clicked it. Again.
Hhhhhh...
I didn't need Kreayshawn in my day, I never *need* that.
But I still clicked it. Again.
Hhhhhh...
Turns out the blanket my mother bought for my familiar is made by a company called *Goblin & Ghoul* ?? What?! How did I never notice that...?
January 25, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Turns out the blanket my mother bought for my familiar is made by a company called *Goblin & Ghoul* ?? What?! How did I never notice that...?
The vibe when a College of Discord bard hits a Battaglia right into the middle of a bunch of baddies.
January 25, 2026 at 7:58 AM
The vibe when a College of Discord bard hits a Battaglia right into the middle of a bunch of baddies.
An American Werewolf With Big Naturals In London
You're all welcome
You're all welcome
Twelve Angry Men With Big Naturals
Improve a movie title by adding "With Big Naturals"
January 22, 2026 at 2:04 PM
An American Werewolf With Big Naturals In London
You're all welcome
You're all welcome
Reposted by Dizzy The Bard | The Hottest Artist On Your Spotify, Bottom Line
Ey, so if you or anyone you know has a couple hundred bucks and needs a theme song for their stream/game/project/etc hit me up like immediately — I found something I need to get for my partner (who thankfully doesn't use social media, so, nobody tell them!)... and it's 'spensive T_T;
Help!
Help!
Commission Demos
Listen to Commission Demos by Dizzy The Bard #np on #SoundCloud
soundcloud.com
January 21, 2026 at 11:22 PM
Ey, so if you or anyone you know has a couple hundred bucks and needs a theme song for their stream/game/project/etc hit me up like immediately — I found something I need to get for my partner (who thankfully doesn't use social media, so, nobody tell them!)... and it's 'spensive T_T;
Help!
Help!
Ey, so if you or anyone you know has a couple hundred bucks and needs a theme song for their stream/game/project/etc hit me up like immediately — I found something I need to get for my partner (who thankfully doesn't use social media, so, nobody tell them!)... and it's 'spensive T_T;
Help!
Help!
Commission Demos
Listen to Commission Demos by Dizzy The Bard #np on #SoundCloud
soundcloud.com
January 21, 2026 at 11:22 PM
Ey, so if you or anyone you know has a couple hundred bucks and needs a theme song for their stream/game/project/etc hit me up like immediately — I found something I need to get for my partner (who thankfully doesn't use social media, so, nobody tell them!)... and it's 'spensive T_T;
Help!
Help!
Reposted by Dizzy The Bard | The Hottest Artist On Your Spotify, Bottom Line
Your party was sealed away a 1000 years ago in hopes that you'd be able to destroy the great evil that had laid seige to the world
Awakeing to realize that it was slayed 30 years after you were sealed, now technology/power has far surpassed you & you must come to terms with it
#TTRPGPrompt #ttrpg
Awakeing to realize that it was slayed 30 years after you were sealed, now technology/power has far surpassed you & you must come to terms with it
#TTRPGPrompt #ttrpg
a quartz clock with a thermometer on it
Alt: a quartz clock with a thermometer on it as the dials spin wildly indicating the fast passage of time
media.tenor.com
January 18, 2026 at 1:58 PM
Your party was sealed away a 1000 years ago in hopes that you'd be able to destroy the great evil that had laid seige to the world
Awakeing to realize that it was slayed 30 years after you were sealed, now technology/power has far surpassed you & you must come to terms with it
#TTRPGPrompt #ttrpg
Awakeing to realize that it was slayed 30 years after you were sealed, now technology/power has far surpassed you & you must come to terms with it
#TTRPGPrompt #ttrpg
Ey. Listen to this!
I did it, I made a thing!
It's like I'm a musician or something...
^_^;
It's like I'm a musician or something...
^_^;
Dizzy The Bard - The Black Frontier | Spaceship Engine Thrust Visualizer
YouTube video by Dizzy The Bard
youtu.be
January 18, 2026 at 2:02 PM
Ey. Listen to this!
I did it, I made a thing!
It's like I'm a musician or something...
^_^;
It's like I'm a musician or something...
^_^;
Dizzy The Bard - The Black Frontier | Spaceship Engine Thrust Visualizer
YouTube video by Dizzy The Bard
youtu.be
January 17, 2026 at 9:57 PM
I did it, I made a thing!
It's like I'm a musician or something...
^_^;
It's like I'm a musician or something...
^_^;
Hey @evilhat.bsky.social I'm just sayin: Scum & Villainy x Dizzy The Bard could be *pretty hot*...
January 10, 2026 at 5:36 PM
Hey @evilhat.bsky.social I'm just sayin: Scum & Villainy x Dizzy The Bard could be *pretty hot*...
Can we NOT-
January 10, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Can we NOT-
Wishing happiness in 2026 to illustrators who draw their OCs' hands like this.
... so, you know, literally ALL of you fuckers. I see you.
... so, you know, literally ALL of you fuckers. I see you.
January 8, 2026 at 4:29 PM
Wishing happiness in 2026 to illustrators who draw their OCs' hands like this.
... so, you know, literally ALL of you fuckers. I see you.
... so, you know, literally ALL of you fuckers. I see you.
God, the GBA was a fucking certifiable Banger Factory, it was unethically hot shit.
What *happened*??
What *happened*??
January 8, 2026 at 2:46 PM
God, the GBA was a fucking certifiable Banger Factory, it was unethically hot shit.
What *happened*??
What *happened*??
Partner asked if I thought they were being too hard on themself about their current illustration project and I said "Possibly?" and they asked why I wasn't saying yes or no.
I said "Only a Sith deals in absolutes."
"...is that Yoda?"
"No...?"
"Is it 'sand guy'?"
"No!"
"Ooo-win Miggreggin?"
😲⚰
I said "Only a Sith deals in absolutes."
"...is that Yoda?"
"No...?"
"Is it 'sand guy'?"
"No!"
"Ooo-win Miggreggin?"
😲⚰
January 6, 2026 at 3:20 AM
Partner asked if I thought they were being too hard on themself about their current illustration project and I said "Possibly?" and they asked why I wasn't saying yes or no.
I said "Only a Sith deals in absolutes."
"...is that Yoda?"
"No...?"
"Is it 'sand guy'?"
"No!"
"Ooo-win Miggreggin?"
😲⚰
I said "Only a Sith deals in absolutes."
"...is that Yoda?"
"No...?"
"Is it 'sand guy'?"
"No!"
"Ooo-win Miggreggin?"
😲⚰
Well...
I *did* say it was time to get horny on main, and I *am* about to start DMing a game including both my partners, featuring formal erotic roleplay rules and an optimistic queer sci-fi setting where the players are essentially a polycule of mercenaries...
I *did* say it was time to get horny on main, and I *am* about to start DMing a game including both my partners, featuring formal erotic roleplay rules and an optimistic queer sci-fi setting where the players are essentially a polycule of mercenaries...
January 2, 2026 at 3:52 AM
Well...
I *did* say it was time to get horny on main, and I *am* about to start DMing a game including both my partners, featuring formal erotic roleplay rules and an optimistic queer sci-fi setting where the players are essentially a polycule of mercenaries...
I *did* say it was time to get horny on main, and I *am* about to start DMing a game including both my partners, featuring formal erotic roleplay rules and an optimistic queer sci-fi setting where the players are essentially a polycule of mercenaries...
I don't have any New Year's Resolutions, but I'll tell you what: y'all better get fuckin New Year's Ready For This Shit.
January 1, 2026 at 1:38 PM
I don't have any New Year's Resolutions, but I'll tell you what: y'all better get fuckin New Year's Ready For This Shit.
This "assessment" shit is just *not cute* anymore.
This is an email straight from the CEO of "Young Scholars of Greater Allegheny Charter School" demanding a 90-day plan to increase enrollment and an ADDITIONAL Powerpoint for external presentations.
Literally "do the first 3 months for free".
This is an email straight from the CEO of "Young Scholars of Greater Allegheny Charter School" demanding a 90-day plan to increase enrollment and an ADDITIONAL Powerpoint for external presentations.
Literally "do the first 3 months for free".
December 29, 2025 at 1:09 AM
This "assessment" shit is just *not cute* anymore.
This is an email straight from the CEO of "Young Scholars of Greater Allegheny Charter School" demanding a 90-day plan to increase enrollment and an ADDITIONAL Powerpoint for external presentations.
Literally "do the first 3 months for free".
This is an email straight from the CEO of "Young Scholars of Greater Allegheny Charter School" demanding a 90-day plan to increase enrollment and an ADDITIONAL Powerpoint for external presentations.
Literally "do the first 3 months for free".
Got these excellent new additions to my collection for Xmas ~
For someone named Dizzy The Bard, I do tend to play a Wizard an awful lot of the time...
Thanks to @paolaspixels.bsky.social for the lovely designs ❤️
For someone named Dizzy The Bard, I do tend to play a Wizard an awful lot of the time...
Thanks to @paolaspixels.bsky.social for the lovely designs ❤️
December 28, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Got these excellent new additions to my collection for Xmas ~
For someone named Dizzy The Bard, I do tend to play a Wizard an awful lot of the time...
Thanks to @paolaspixels.bsky.social for the lovely designs ❤️
For someone named Dizzy The Bard, I do tend to play a Wizard an awful lot of the time...
Thanks to @paolaspixels.bsky.social for the lovely designs ❤️
It's all of your fault, you're all equally responsible 😡
a man sitting at a desk with a microphone and a sign that says ' on air ' on it
Alt: Alex Jones losing his absolute shit, as usual.
media.tenor.com
December 27, 2025 at 3:49 PM
It's all of your fault, you're all equally responsible 😡
Listen...
"God" will forgive your transgressions against him endlessly.
A new year is an opportunity for rebirth and renewal.
But just remember:
NONE of you absolute *fuckers* can take back how you didn't tell me about the O/U Mothership server until the DAY AFTER IT SHUT DO-
"God" will forgive your transgressions against him endlessly.
A new year is an opportunity for rebirth and renewal.
But just remember:
NONE of you absolute *fuckers* can take back how you didn't tell me about the O/U Mothership server until the DAY AFTER IT SHUT DO-
December 27, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Listen...
"God" will forgive your transgressions against him endlessly.
A new year is an opportunity for rebirth and renewal.
But just remember:
NONE of you absolute *fuckers* can take back how you didn't tell me about the O/U Mothership server until the DAY AFTER IT SHUT DO-
"God" will forgive your transgressions against him endlessly.
A new year is an opportunity for rebirth and renewal.
But just remember:
NONE of you absolute *fuckers* can take back how you didn't tell me about the O/U Mothership server until the DAY AFTER IT SHUT DO-
My gender was traded up to after starting with a single paperclip
My gender was in the sale section between the soft drinks and the juice
I assembled my gender out of second-hand LEGO.
December 24, 2025 at 2:50 PM
My gender was traded up to after starting with a single paperclip
Psshhh I can do that too
December 23, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Psshhh I can do that too