Dizzy The Bard | The Hottest Artist On Your Spotify, Bottom Line
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Dizzy The Bard | The Hottest Artist On Your Spotify, Bottom Line
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Commissions/Collabs are currently open - if you need an incredible song, you need *me* ~

Narrative D&D Rap Album? Yeah:
https://recordu.lnk.to/QAnQ6S

SUPPORT Narrative D&D Rap Album? Please:
https://patreon.com/dizzythebard
https://ko-fi.com/dizzythebard
My *gorgeous* deluxe copies of Kinks & Cantrips came today! And my new characters will probably do the same, tomorrow ~
November 15, 2025 at 10:30 PM
WAS thinking about wearing something cute and femme for handing out candy, but it's feckin cold and I'm not interested in being cold all night. Hhhhh guess I'll just wear a big cloak 😞
October 31, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Alright, fine. I'm doing it.

I'm switching to Horny On Main mode. I'm gonna start just sharing my NSFW work here, I dunno why I haven't been.

Currently I'm working on embroidery, mostly making patches for my Pittsburgh queers ~

So... TTRPG rap and explicit embroidery, I guess, are what I do.
October 13, 2025 at 4:54 AM
And I don't have a background in knitting, but I can crochet a tiny bit and I'm currently learning embroidery, but MOST of the embroidery I'm working on is NSFW activism stuff so let me know whether or not it's cool to post that (and appropriately tag it, obv)
October 9, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Some map alts
October 9, 2025 at 8:24 PM
My old camera gear ~
October 9, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I do a little bit of everything; I'm most recently making pixel *maps*, but Ireally enjoy making little pixel art representations of just anything I like. I make my players' characters sometimes too ~
October 9, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I did a pixel art!
I did a TTRPG map!
I did a pixel art TTRPG map!

And it's for this: www.drivethrurpg.com/en/product/5...
September 28, 2025 at 6:19 PM
You know, it's not the *worst* camera test I've ever done...
August 30, 2025 at 4:34 AM
My version of art. Fetch me my long sword ~
August 19, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Little sloppy space ship practice. I promise if I ever release an actual ship module/expansion for any game I'll hire real artists and not... this.
August 2, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I may not be getting a single phone call for a job interview, but at least all my daily recommendations are completely normal and not weird.
July 30, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Throwback to that @cyanide-happiness.bsky.social made me these exclusive Dizzy cards for their Master Dater game, just for me.

That was kinda super dope.
July 28, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Hope this isn't an intentional outage for some reason, but who knows anymore?
July 11, 2025 at 7:41 PM
It FINALLY rained and the timing couldn't be better - I was about to record, now I have an excuse to simply drink coffee and chill for a bit!

It SOUNDS like I'm procrastinating, but this is different. It's different when it's me doing it.
June 28, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I can't believe *this* is my dog. He is the baby-est baby.

And he's a pretty good rapper - like 20% of my lines are really bitten from him.

What I'm saying is, you should buy a music commission from us, because he makes this face until he gets treats and I don't have much treat money right now...
June 25, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Working on music commissions is hard, I literally always end up wanting to keep it for myself -_-
June 21, 2025 at 12:47 AM
God it's so hot in here!

... wait, that's my fault. I was rapping again. That's on me.
June 17, 2025 at 4:05 PM