Phil
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Nothing bad can happen ❌️❌️
It can only good happen✨️✨️㊗️㊗️
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Worker's rights are rights for everyone
It can only good happen✨️✨️㊗️㊗️
@phil_system32 on the little xitler app (X)
Worker's rights are rights for everyone
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Having inflammatory arthritis during a cold front is not a great time
January 14, 2026 at 3:56 PM
Having inflammatory arthritis during a cold front is not a great time
Reposted by Phil
john lemon party and yoko ono hawaiian bbq
January 14, 2026 at 3:51 PM
john lemon party and yoko ono hawaiian bbq
Watched Predator Badlands. That font is way too bad ass for how tame that movie was. They jar-jar'd the predator
January 11, 2026 at 4:16 AM
Watched Predator Badlands. That font is way too bad ass for how tame that movie was. They jar-jar'd the predator
Any time an average person "how is this legal to do to someone?", the answer is pretty much guaranteed to have a republican in its foundations. Lawless garbage to the core
January 10, 2026 at 3:35 PM
Any time an average person "how is this legal to do to someone?", the answer is pretty much guaranteed to have a republican in its foundations. Lawless garbage to the core
Well I totaled my Honda in the dumbest way. Poor old thing. An unceremonious end to 255k miles of loyal service.
Anyway I have a new toyota hybrid and let me tell you I fucking love this car
Anyway I have a new toyota hybrid and let me tell you I fucking love this car
January 6, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Well I totaled my Honda in the dumbest way. Poor old thing. An unceremonious end to 255k miles of loyal service.
Anyway I have a new toyota hybrid and let me tell you I fucking love this car
Anyway I have a new toyota hybrid and let me tell you I fucking love this car
You wanna know what I love? Contributing to the happiness of my friends. It's so easy to do and just impossible to regret
December 16, 2025 at 6:16 AM
You wanna know what I love? Contributing to the happiness of my friends. It's so easy to do and just impossible to regret
The best thing in the world is giving someone a gift and watching them be happy about it. Joy is the ultimate combination of Happiness, Love, and Gratitude. Experiencing joy vicariously (but purely) through your friends is as close to being God as we get on this Shit Rock
Love hard, thank hard
Love hard, thank hard
December 16, 2025 at 6:14 AM
The best thing in the world is giving someone a gift and watching them be happy about it. Joy is the ultimate combination of Happiness, Love, and Gratitude. Experiencing joy vicariously (but purely) through your friends is as close to being God as we get on this Shit Rock
Love hard, thank hard
Love hard, thank hard
People who wince from getting a rocephin shot are genetically weak
December 15, 2025 at 8:37 PM
People who wince from getting a rocephin shot are genetically weak
This is phantom of the panic at the disco of the opera
December 13, 2025 at 10:57 AM
This is phantom of the panic at the disco of the opera
Today is my birthday. It is also the birthday of Dr. Louks, excuse me while I fanboy
December 8, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Today is my birthday. It is also the birthday of Dr. Louks, excuse me while I fanboy
my heart breaks for Tyler Seguin
December 3, 2025 at 6:31 PM
my heart breaks for Tyler Seguin
So, "what led to your drinking on a tuesday?" you might ask. Tyler Seguin's ACL
December 3, 2025 at 6:09 PM
So, "what led to your drinking on a tuesday?" you might ask. Tyler Seguin's ACL
My birthday is soon and It Happening™ (badly) would be just the best possible present
December 3, 2025 at 11:53 AM
My birthday is soon and It Happening™ (badly) would be just the best possible present
I did some outstanding shopping yesterday. Before, I was just going to smell good. Now I am also going to Look Good
December 3, 2025 at 11:50 AM
I did some outstanding shopping yesterday. Before, I was just going to smell good. Now I am also going to Look Good
I drank on an empty stomach last night and boy do I regret it
December 3, 2025 at 11:00 AM
I drank on an empty stomach last night and boy do I regret it
I'm about to smell so good all the time and theres nothing any of yall can do about it
December 2, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I'm about to smell so good all the time and theres nothing any of yall can do about it
I really replaced a whole gfci circuit, multiple light fixtures, and a shower faucet cartridge for an ex (post breakup!) because I am not a piece of shit. And *then* she tells me she's been seeing someone for a while after I finish it all
I regret nothing, and that was a bit of a gut punch
I regret nothing, and that was a bit of a gut punch
December 1, 2025 at 3:03 PM
I really replaced a whole gfci circuit, multiple light fixtures, and a shower faucet cartridge for an ex (post breakup!) because I am not a piece of shit. And *then* she tells me she's been seeing someone for a while after I finish it all
I regret nothing, and that was a bit of a gut punch
I regret nothing, and that was a bit of a gut punch
I have a birthday in one week
Everything got measurably worse this year 🥳🥳
Can we just skip this month
Everything got measurably worse this year 🥳🥳
Can we just skip this month
December 1, 2025 at 1:36 PM
I have a birthday in one week
Everything got measurably worse this year 🥳🥳
Can we just skip this month
Everything got measurably worse this year 🥳🥳
Can we just skip this month
I lost 5lbs over thanksgiving
December 1, 2025 at 5:35 AM
I lost 5lbs over thanksgiving
Something delicious: drink an espresso, then fill the empty espresso cup with vanilla coke
November 30, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Something delicious: drink an espresso, then fill the empty espresso cup with vanilla coke
Reposted by Phil
in the emergency room for a snake bite and they rush in a camel to watch The Notebook
November 28, 2025 at 4:45 PM
in the emergency room for a snake bite and they rush in a camel to watch The Notebook
So hear me out. I don't care that it took a couple years to finish stranger things. Do we call it fan abuse when a musician takes three years to make 40 minute albums? Come on now
November 28, 2025 at 5:18 PM
So hear me out. I don't care that it took a couple years to finish stranger things. Do we call it fan abuse when a musician takes three years to make 40 minute albums? Come on now
Reading threads of stories about boyfriends who wont even get up to look at a problem with their Gf's car. And remembering the time I dropped $1300 on a gf's car so she could safely start her new job and then she dumped me the night before my birthday. The Threads ladies and I deserved better
November 28, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Reading threads of stories about boyfriends who wont even get up to look at a problem with their Gf's car. And remembering the time I dropped $1300 on a gf's car so she could safely start her new job and then she dumped me the night before my birthday. The Threads ladies and I deserved better