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With everyone doing the #OFMDollsSummer I thought I’d post that I still have these little guys in stock 🥰 give Izzy a summer home today (and join in on the posting 🤭)

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I made spiced apple pancakes, sausage patties, and coffee today!

The pancakes were under scrutiny for a bit, but enjoyed nonetheless.

As Starzzy reached for the coffee, I made a pancake comparison. Jimmingbird laughed and Starzzy squeaked, "F*ck off!"

Star Izzy by @disabledpirate.bsky.social.
January 22, 2026 at 6:27 PM
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A tie for the baby and a new collar for little Izzy
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January 22, 2026 at 1:23 PM
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I found an old water gun in my closet while I was clearing things out.

Jimmingbird and Starzzy insist that we must keep it, but I told them there isn't room for it in the camper. I planned on giving it to my cousin's kids.

They were both disappointed.

Star Izzy by @disabledpirate.bsky.social.
January 21, 2026 at 10:24 PM
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I wanted to make a closing post for this thread and had this idea for a pic. If a demon appears in my room tonight I have no one to blame but myself. Thank you @asisherright.bsky.social for your thoughtfulness, generosity, and friendship. This was so fun! 🖤

#dollposting
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January 19, 2026 at 2:57 AM
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The blood of the covenant (2 people who met online by writing about fictional characters fucking nasty) is thicker than the water of the womb
January 15, 2026 at 2:18 AM
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So, the Baja Blast pie recipe I used was a bust. It doesn't taste like the drink. I essentially just made green jello cheesecake!

This is the only cheesecake Starzzy will not eat. He's hiding in the nest with Jimmingbird, who is chanting prayers in Latin.

Starzzy by @disabledpirate.bsky.social.
January 13, 2026 at 7:45 PM
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Fragrance #2 is the whole reason Sylvia put this lovely collection together -- the Nosferatu scent from Heretic. Notes include lilac, ambrette, petrichor, violet absolute, orris concrete, cypriol, vegan ambergris, oud, and labdanum. Now, I must admit I do not know what a lot of (1/2)

#dollposting
January 9, 2026 at 9:29 PM
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더 안그릴것같애서 그냥 올림미다…
크리쳐 목도리 둘러주는 스티븐
#Frankenstein
January 10, 2026 at 3:18 PM
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Fragrance thread! @asisherright.bsky.social was so kind as to send me a curated collection of fragrance samples! The first one I'm trying is Chelsea Staircase from Thin Wild Mercury. It def appeals to me as a New Yorker since it's inspired by the Chelsea Hotel! Notes are lemon, Earl Grey tea, +
January 8, 2026 at 3:50 PM
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"I could marry Svetlana."
January 7, 2026 at 1:41 AM
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david: wait... the all-star game. you two had so much chemistry.

ilya: 😏✨
December 31, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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The boys wanted to do a Christmas photo! Even little baby Izzy found a cloak that fits him. Sending you all season's greeting 💜🏴‍☠️🎄❄️ #OFMD

Dolls by @imrights.bsky.social & @disabledpirate.bsky.social
December 24, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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More Christmas greetings from the boys! Happy holidays everyone 🎄💜🏴‍☠️❄️ #OFMD

Dolls by @imrights.bsky.social & @disabledpirate.bsky.social
December 24, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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While we didn’t celebrate Christmas like everyone else, we did enjoy our dessert.

Jimmingbird was more than happy to lick the extra filling from the fruit pie after it had cooled.

Starzzy had begged for the crème pie, especially since it was Edward’s.

Star Izzy by @disabledpirate.bsky.social.
December 26, 2025 at 7:04 AM
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Little baby Izzy wanted to join in too, the clothes are too big for him but he had fun!
Tiny baby Izzy by @disabledpirate.bsky.social
December 31, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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Again, I truly *loved* this week’s episode of Heated Rivalry, but IT IS A WISH FULFILLMENT ROMANCE. The success of a gay hockey romance TV show, largely watched by people who are neither hockey players nor hockey fans, is not “proof that the world is ready and all we would do is love you”
December 19, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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Corporate needs you to find the difference between this picture and this picture
December 20, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I’m never shutting up about her ohhhhh my godddd
December 19, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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Are these the same companies that told us the robot could do it?
December 17, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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December 5, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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1221 - Ilya's version ❤️
#hollanov #heatedrivalry
December 8, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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Talk to me in Russian
#hollanov #heatedrivalry
December 6, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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| Ottawa Captain Holding a Montreal Helmet |

HAD to do a study of this one with ilya for obvious reasons #heatedrivalry #hollanov
December 9, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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December 12, 2025 at 9:38 PM