DirtyPaws
@dirtypaws.bsky.social
Leftist, Dog Lover, Nurse, Night shifter, Polyamorous, Husband, Snarky, Kinkster, good boy, and owner of Swiffer / Gale. Order of importance varies.
I also wrote a book! it's kinky, its porn, and I'm already working on more
https://books2read.com/u/brO7Zz
I also wrote a book! it's kinky, its porn, and I'm already working on more
https://books2read.com/u/brO7Zz
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does anyone with the Deep Knowledge of the gender fic canon know what story this is because i kind of want to read it. I wasn't able to find it by searching
November 29, 2025 at 9:04 PM
does anyone with the Deep Knowledge of the gender fic canon know what story this is because i kind of want to read it. I wasn't able to find it by searching
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Evening boost!!
🌟 BLACK FRIDAY SALE 🌟
20% off STOREWIDE 11/28-11/30
Sale prices displayed in cart. (Excludes MTO items)
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#BSNM #handmade #leather #bondage #bdsm #TransArtist #QueerArtist #furryart #PupPlay #PetPlay
🌟 BLACK FRIDAY SALE 🌟
20% off STOREWIDE 11/28-11/30
Sale prices displayed in cart. (Excludes MTO items)
shop.cairosteele.com
#BSNM #handmade #leather #bondage #bdsm #TransArtist #QueerArtist #furryart #PupPlay #PetPlay
Psssst, check out my shop for some handmad leather gear! 😈
shop.cairosteele.com
#BSNM #handmade #leather #bondage #bdsm #TransArtist #QueerArtist #furryart #PupPlay #PetPlay
shop.cairosteele.com
#BSNM #handmade #leather #bondage #bdsm #TransArtist #QueerArtist #furryart #PupPlay #PetPlay
November 29, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Evening boost!!
🌟 BLACK FRIDAY SALE 🌟
20% off STOREWIDE 11/28-11/30
Sale prices displayed in cart. (Excludes MTO items)
shop.cairosteele.com
#BSNM #handmade #leather #bondage #bdsm #TransArtist #QueerArtist #furryart #PupPlay #PetPlay
🌟 BLACK FRIDAY SALE 🌟
20% off STOREWIDE 11/28-11/30
Sale prices displayed in cart. (Excludes MTO items)
shop.cairosteele.com
#BSNM #handmade #leather #bondage #bdsm #TransArtist #QueerArtist #furryart #PupPlay #PetPlay
realizing that I have as much of a love for overalls as @swiftfoxfire.bsky.social does for onesies. Found these on Etsy and liked them enough that I reached out to the seller to see if she'd upsize them (no). So I'm throwing it out here too to see if there's anyone willing/interested.
November 28, 2025 at 10:51 PM
realizing that I have as much of a love for overalls as @swiftfoxfire.bsky.social does for onesies. Found these on Etsy and liked them enough that I reached out to the seller to see if she'd upsize them (no). So I'm throwing it out here too to see if there's anyone willing/interested.
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I hope all of you had a good Thanksgiving <3
Remember that for lots of retail workers (some of whom didn't even get to rest today), tomorrow is the worst day of the year, and they have to deal with people at their worst.
Be the person whose small gesture of kindness gets them through the day.
Remember that for lots of retail workers (some of whom didn't even get to rest today), tomorrow is the worst day of the year, and they have to deal with people at their worst.
Be the person whose small gesture of kindness gets them through the day.
November 28, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I hope all of you had a good Thanksgiving <3
Remember that for lots of retail workers (some of whom didn't even get to rest today), tomorrow is the worst day of the year, and they have to deal with people at their worst.
Be the person whose small gesture of kindness gets them through the day.
Remember that for lots of retail workers (some of whom didn't even get to rest today), tomorrow is the worst day of the year, and they have to deal with people at their worst.
Be the person whose small gesture of kindness gets them through the day.
@basilbunny.bsky.social when they find a new place to buy plants
November 27, 2025 at 12:36 AM
@basilbunny.bsky.social when they find a new place to buy plants
I haven't fought with cancer. Family and friends though? Too many times. And even if I didn't - I see death and life changing experiences every day.
I very much look forward to "feeling old" with the people I love.
I very much look forward to "feeling old" with the people I love.
![Comic. Panels up to the 10-year point are grayed out. New panels since the Ten Years comic, which chronicles the first ten years of PERSON 1's journey with cancer: (1) [two people in bed] PERSON 1 (woman): One more chapter? PERSON 2 (man): Don’t we both have to get up early? PERSON 1: Nnnnnggggh PERSON 2: Sure, good point. (2) [many people wearing masks, walking while looking at graphs on their phones] (3) [birds landing on people] PERSON 2 in beanie and scarf: Hah! They like *my* seeds best. PERSON 1 in scarf holding phone with a bird sitting on it: Wait, how do I take a picture of this one? (4) [two people rowing boats with tree landscape] (5) [Person 1 carries overflowing stack of things to Person 2 in bed] PERSON 1: I brought you honey lemon tea, more pillows, a cinnamon roll, Tylenol, another blanket, a– PERSON 2: It was just Appendicitis, I’m really– PERSON 1: *It is my turn to take care of you and I am going to do it right!* (6) [Two people in car] (7) [still in car) PERSON 1: Oh my god. PERSON 2: Oh my god. (8) [car driving] PERSON 1: Pull over! PERSON 2: I am! (9) [both people get out of car] (10) [Large colored panel of aurora borealis over water with both people looking on] (11) [Person 1 sits against tree while Person 2 lies on the ground] PERSON 1: Fifteen years. No sign of the cancer. (12) I *am* having some weird symptoms. Joint pain. Fatigue. I think I’m losing my close-up vision. PERSON 2: Yeah. Me too. (13) PERSON 2: I think we’re getting old. (14) PERSON 1: I guess that’s okay. PERSON 2: It’s all I wanted.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreihwhjblp5lyiwp63ouar7ocfea7evmckytoeo7rkfuoo4gw5rnrra@jpeg)
November 26, 2025 at 10:40 PM
I haven't fought with cancer. Family and friends though? Too many times. And even if I didn't - I see death and life changing experiences every day.
I very much look forward to "feeling old" with the people I love.
I very much look forward to "feeling old" with the people I love.
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Your month, your puppy!
November 25, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Your month, your puppy!
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can I hate AI entirely and still kinda want one?
Sales of AI-enabled teddy bear suspended after it gave advice on BDSM sex and where to find knives
Sales of AI-enabled teddy bear suspended after it gave advice on BDSM sex and where to find knives | CNN Business
Sales of an artificial intelligence-enabled plush toy have been suspended after it was found that it engaged in conversation around sexually explicit topics and offered potentially dangerous advice.
www.cnn.com
November 21, 2025 at 5:02 PM
can I hate AI entirely and still kinda want one?
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Got my COVID booster yesterday. Definitely, definitely feeling it today. Glad today was supposed to be a low-key day anyways.
November 21, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Got my COVID booster yesterday. Definitely, definitely feeling it today. Glad today was supposed to be a low-key day anyways.
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My new favorite kind of meme is "here are detailed instructions on how to turn off AI". 🔨
November 19, 2025 at 3:00 PM
My new favorite kind of meme is "here are detailed instructions on how to turn off AI". 🔨
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fuck a babyfur commune when are we doing a babyfur trailer park
November 17, 2025 at 7:16 PM
fuck a babyfur commune when are we doing a babyfur trailer park
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THIS IS HUGE! Researchers have just identified a powerful new antibiotic that is 100x STRONGER than existing drugs against deadly superbugs like MRSA and VRE. Hiding in a well-known soil bacterium, pre-methylenomycin C lactone KILLS drug-resistant bacteria WITHOUT triggering resistance.
November 16, 2025 at 7:30 PM
THIS IS HUGE! Researchers have just identified a powerful new antibiotic that is 100x STRONGER than existing drugs against deadly superbugs like MRSA and VRE. Hiding in a well-known soil bacterium, pre-methylenomycin C lactone KILLS drug-resistant bacteria WITHOUT triggering resistance.
Printed on a gift box of candy from @swiftfoxfire.bsky.social
"After all, you might not be able to buy happiness, but you can chew it"
"After all, you might not be able to buy happiness, but you can chew it"
two dogs are playing with each other and the word nom is visible
ALT: two dogs are playing with each other and the word nom is visible
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November 16, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Printed on a gift box of candy from @swiftfoxfire.bsky.social
"After all, you might not be able to buy happiness, but you can chew it"
"After all, you might not be able to buy happiness, but you can chew it"
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We’ve had such a blast watching what Patches has been up to lately... that plushy troublemaker never stays where you left him!
Got a Patches at home? Prove it. Let’s see the lil rascal.
Adopt your own plushy troublemaker and see what he “shrinks” next~ littletroubles.com/products/pat...
Got a Patches at home? Prove it. Let’s see the lil rascal.
Adopt your own plushy troublemaker and see what he “shrinks” next~ littletroubles.com/products/pat...
November 15, 2025 at 10:44 PM
We’ve had such a blast watching what Patches has been up to lately... that plushy troublemaker never stays where you left him!
Got a Patches at home? Prove it. Let’s see the lil rascal.
Adopt your own plushy troublemaker and see what he “shrinks” next~ littletroubles.com/products/pat...
Got a Patches at home? Prove it. Let’s see the lil rascal.
Adopt your own plushy troublemaker and see what he “shrinks” next~ littletroubles.com/products/pat...
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this should put the fear into anyone who sells anything even vaguely NSFW on the internet. Ana Valens has been DEBANKED because of her activism about paypro censorship - as in the kind of thing they do to international drug dealers. they have flagged her BANK ACCOUNT. for doing giantess/vore vtubing
Friend tried to donate to my Throne, flagged by fraud detection at Bank of America — bank identified the transaction as specially for “giantess voretuber Ana Valens”
I suspect I faced those Patreon / Ko-fi dings b/c financial institutions have me, specifically, on record as a high risk recipient!
I suspect I faced those Patreon / Ko-fi dings b/c financial institutions have me, specifically, on record as a high risk recipient!
November 16, 2025 at 3:35 PM
this should put the fear into anyone who sells anything even vaguely NSFW on the internet. Ana Valens has been DEBANKED because of her activism about paypro censorship - as in the kind of thing they do to international drug dealers. they have flagged her BANK ACCOUNT. for doing giantess/vore vtubing
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"Malort advent calendar" is already such an unhinged concept but every little window just having Malort in it really pushes it over the edge into something transcendently funny
November 15, 2025 at 12:54 AM
"Malort advent calendar" is already such an unhinged concept but every little window just having Malort in it really pushes it over the edge into something transcendently funny
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Creating AI versions of your deceased loved ones?
Yeah... I'm starting to think the ban on thinking machines from Dune is a wonderful idea.
Yeah... I'm starting to think the ban on thinking machines from Dune is a wonderful idea.
November 14, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Creating AI versions of your deceased loved ones?
Yeah... I'm starting to think the ban on thinking machines from Dune is a wonderful idea.
Yeah... I'm starting to think the ban on thinking machines from Dune is a wonderful idea.
this reminds me that I should include at least a little hypnosis in the next book installment :)
I do not understand why even adult content websites like Fetlife are so weird about hypnosis. Most of the porn is fantasy content — Nobody really actually thinks it’s possible for an anthropomorphized Kaa the snake in a g-string to swirly eyes you into doing anything.
November 14, 2025 at 4:27 AM
this reminds me that I should include at least a little hypnosis in the next book installment :)
as a furry, I wonder if he has ever heard of us...
Disney CEO Bob Iger said his company is talking with AI companies about allowing subscribers to create their own short-form videos on Disney+.
Disney eyes a future where users help shape the story
Disney CEO Bob Iger said his company is talking with AI companies about allowing subscribers to create their own short-form videos on Disney+.
n.pr
November 14, 2025 at 4:25 AM
as a furry, I wonder if he has ever heard of us...
Mychael Threats is taking over the mantle of Reading Rainbow and I couldn't be more pleased.
November 14, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Mychael Threats is taking over the mantle of Reading Rainbow and I couldn't be more pleased.
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Work in progress or whatever the fuiuuck (rabbit porn)
November 12, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Work in progress or whatever the fuiuuck (rabbit porn)
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I'm saying this with 100% seriousness: it is better to be single than it is to be with someone who is going to be weird about your kinks. You CANNOT have a meaningful relationship with someone to whom you can't expose your vulnerabilities. That road only leads to tears.
Don't date anyone who makes you hide your diapers
Not even joking, I'm married to an someone with 0 interest in ab/dl and she ambivalent to it
I have seen too many folks who hide their ab/dl side or let their non-ab/dl partners shame them for this kink. It won't work in the long run
Not even joking, I'm married to an someone with 0 interest in ab/dl and she ambivalent to it
I have seen too many folks who hide their ab/dl side or let their non-ab/dl partners shame them for this kink. It won't work in the long run
April 18, 2025 at 9:36 PM
I'm saying this with 100% seriousness: it is better to be single than it is to be with someone who is going to be weird about your kinks. You CANNOT have a meaningful relationship with someone to whom you can't expose your vulnerabilities. That road only leads to tears.