DirtyPaws
@dirtypaws.bsky.social
Leftist, Dog Lover, Nurse, Night shifter, Polyamorous, Husband, Snarky, Kinkster, good boy, and owner of Swiffer / Gale. Order of importance varies.
I also wrote a book! it's kinky, its porn, and I'm already working on more
https://books2read.com/u/brO7Zz
I also wrote a book! it's kinky, its porn, and I'm already working on more
https://books2read.com/u/brO7Zz
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Remember to preserve joy.
Things are getting worse and worse, but preserve joy.
We make it to the other side of all of this nothing but bottles of anger? Then we shouldn’t have made the trek.
Trust me, as someone who used to be nothing but anger, who still struggles with it today.
Preserve joy.
Things are getting worse and worse, but preserve joy.
We make it to the other side of all of this nothing but bottles of anger? Then we shouldn’t have made the trek.
Trust me, as someone who used to be nothing but anger, who still struggles with it today.
Preserve joy.
January 24, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Remember to preserve joy.
Things are getting worse and worse, but preserve joy.
We make it to the other side of all of this nothing but bottles of anger? Then we shouldn’t have made the trek.
Trust me, as someone who used to be nothing but anger, who still struggles with it today.
Preserve joy.
Things are getting worse and worse, but preserve joy.
We make it to the other side of all of this nothing but bottles of anger? Then we shouldn’t have made the trek.
Trust me, as someone who used to be nothing but anger, who still struggles with it today.
Preserve joy.
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Saving this for later. Hate urinals
LIFEHACK i always have trouble using public urinals but if i imagine being called a good boy it's easy every time
January 23, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Saving this for later. Hate urinals
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In the 2010s, the Icelandic tv station Channel 2 accidentally added subtitles from a gritty crime drama to an episode of Teletubbies.
I have translated some of the highlights
I have translated some of the highlights
January 20, 2026 at 12:30 AM
In the 2010s, the Icelandic tv station Channel 2 accidentally added subtitles from a gritty crime drama to an episode of Teletubbies.
I have translated some of the highlights
I have translated some of the highlights
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Still open!
Funny bunny for Lea ;3
Funny bunny for Lea ;3
December 17, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Still open!
Funny bunny for Lea ;3
Funny bunny for Lea ;3
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Brother Herbert's Big Onion
October 4, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Brother Herbert's Big Onion
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TikTok is now under US ownership and their new ToS reads like a guide to giving fascists everything they need to put you on a list.
They’re collecting information about immigration status, citizenship, sexual orientation, whether you’re trans or non binary and physical or mental disabilities.
They’re collecting information about immigration status, citizenship, sexual orientation, whether you’re trans or non binary and physical or mental disabilities.
January 23, 2026 at 9:11 PM
TikTok is now under US ownership and their new ToS reads like a guide to giving fascists everything they need to put you on a list.
They’re collecting information about immigration status, citizenship, sexual orientation, whether you’re trans or non binary and physical or mental disabilities.
They’re collecting information about immigration status, citizenship, sexual orientation, whether you’re trans or non binary and physical or mental disabilities.
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🚨 BDF REMINDER 🚨
Put on the diaper.
Turn on the cartoons.
Stop pretending you’re above this.
Get comfy, your pal Patches said so👉 littletroubles.com/products/dia...
Put on the diaper.
Turn on the cartoons.
Stop pretending you’re above this.
Get comfy, your pal Patches said so👉 littletroubles.com/products/dia...
January 23, 2026 at 7:22 PM
🚨 BDF REMINDER 🚨
Put on the diaper.
Turn on the cartoons.
Stop pretending you’re above this.
Get comfy, your pal Patches said so👉 littletroubles.com/products/dia...
Put on the diaper.
Turn on the cartoons.
Stop pretending you’re above this.
Get comfy, your pal Patches said so👉 littletroubles.com/products/dia...
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look kid, patches said you need to dress the part if you're gonna hang out together.
Patches Shirts are here! (with a bonus size perfect for Patches themself!) and be the coolest kid at the playdate.
👉 littletroubles.com/products/lit...
Patches Shirts are here! (with a bonus size perfect for Patches themself!) and be the coolest kid at the playdate.
👉 littletroubles.com/products/lit...
January 17, 2026 at 5:58 PM
look kid, patches said you need to dress the part if you're gonna hang out together.
Patches Shirts are here! (with a bonus size perfect for Patches themself!) and be the coolest kid at the playdate.
👉 littletroubles.com/products/lit...
Patches Shirts are here! (with a bonus size perfect for Patches themself!) and be the coolest kid at the playdate.
👉 littletroubles.com/products/lit...
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Personally, I think you should wake up one morning to the feeling of your chastity cage locking tightly into place on you and the sound of your partner saying "I'll give you these keys back when you've stopped trying to make it to the potty."
January 19, 2026 at 10:43 PM
Personally, I think you should wake up one morning to the feeling of your chastity cage locking tightly into place on you and the sound of your partner saying "I'll give you these keys back when you've stopped trying to make it to the potty."
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I miss all the fun
Shout out to the guy in the bathroom at ANE who was howling while peeing.
January 19, 2026 at 4:36 PM
I miss all the fun
My book is now on the shelf at the crucible library and I couldn't be happier about that
January 18, 2026 at 4:21 AM
My book is now on the shelf at the crucible library and I couldn't be happier about that
Reposting this cause I need the reminder myself sometimes
recognizing your own fetishes, kinks and weird sexualities is fundamentally important to recognizing your own identity. Denying them can be as destructive as denying your own orientation.
This place needs some Innocuous Discourse pronto. Quote this with a take that’s not political or aggressive
January 16, 2026 at 3:26 AM
Reposting this cause I need the reminder myself sometimes
for @moodyferret.bsky.social cause I know they love all things Riker, even (especially) when a trombone is involved
January 15, 2026 at 2:14 PM
for @moodyferret.bsky.social cause I know they love all things Riker, even (especially) when a trombone is involved
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My partner and I are sharing a single room where I can access transit from while I hunt for a job
I have been accepted into a 1 month long job training program (attendance will allow me to qualify for Food Stamps) and I am asking for help with the cost of Transit & Rent while I attend (links ⬇️)
I have been accepted into a 1 month long job training program (attendance will allow me to qualify for Food Stamps) and I am asking for help with the cost of Transit & Rent while I attend (links ⬇️)
January 10, 2026 at 9:33 PM
My partner and I are sharing a single room where I can access transit from while I hunt for a job
I have been accepted into a 1 month long job training program (attendance will allow me to qualify for Food Stamps) and I am asking for help with the cost of Transit & Rent while I attend (links ⬇️)
I have been accepted into a 1 month long job training program (attendance will allow me to qualify for Food Stamps) and I am asking for help with the cost of Transit & Rent while I attend (links ⬇️)
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CW: DL, WS, EX
Train ride
... Oh dang it not again
Train ride
... Oh dang it not again
October 7, 2025 at 3:03 PM
CW: DL, WS, EX
Train ride
... Oh dang it not again
Train ride
... Oh dang it not again
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Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default.
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
November 6, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default.
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
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Hello & good morning! I have been formally notified of redundancy & kindly asking if you can share this far & wide!
Id love to continue working within our community & have ample experience & an abundance of passion to boot.
Id love to continue working within our community & have ample experience & an abundance of passion to boot.
ABDL brands seeking support with:
Events and Sponsorship liaison
Customer service
Marketing & communications.
I have 6 years specifically working in the fetish sector specialising in the ABDL market.
I have a decade of experience in brand development, customer service & events.
Events and Sponsorship liaison
Customer service
Marketing & communications.
I have 6 years specifically working in the fetish sector specialising in the ABDL market.
I have a decade of experience in brand development, customer service & events.
January 13, 2026 at 10:57 AM
Hello & good morning! I have been formally notified of redundancy & kindly asking if you can share this far & wide!
Id love to continue working within our community & have ample experience & an abundance of passion to boot.
Id love to continue working within our community & have ample experience & an abundance of passion to boot.
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re: diapers
I don't hide it even in groups that aren't ABDL-centric. I don't bring it up without reason, but if it happens to be the topic of discussion I'll chime in with my own experience.
Don't treat it like a dirty secret cause it ain't, lol. It's a harmless kink, and an EXTREMELY COMMON one.
I don't hide it even in groups that aren't ABDL-centric. I don't bring it up without reason, but if it happens to be the topic of discussion I'll chime in with my own experience.
Don't treat it like a dirty secret cause it ain't, lol. It's a harmless kink, and an EXTREMELY COMMON one.
January 13, 2026 at 12:52 AM
re: diapers
I don't hide it even in groups that aren't ABDL-centric. I don't bring it up without reason, but if it happens to be the topic of discussion I'll chime in with my own experience.
Don't treat it like a dirty secret cause it ain't, lol. It's a harmless kink, and an EXTREMELY COMMON one.
I don't hide it even in groups that aren't ABDL-centric. I don't bring it up without reason, but if it happens to be the topic of discussion I'll chime in with my own experience.
Don't treat it like a dirty secret cause it ain't, lol. It's a harmless kink, and an EXTREMELY COMMON one.
cherub of war
Slightly diminish a game
Elden Toe Ring
Elden Toe Ring
Slightly diminish a game
Kingdom Lungs
Kingdom Lungs
January 11, 2026 at 9:46 PM
cherub of war
Not necessarily pretty, but very very tasty. Baked potato and a very nice ribeye for a very late dinner
January 10, 2026 at 5:02 AM
Not necessarily pretty, but very very tasty. Baked potato and a very nice ribeye for a very late dinner
my spouse looks adorable. go tell them :)
January 9, 2026 at 11:23 PM
my spouse looks adorable. go tell them :)
cause sure, why not
January 9, 2026 at 11:20 PM
cause sure, why not
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