diet cola
@dietcola.bsky.social
I'm public enemy number 3 - there's two dudes ahead of me but that's it
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diet cola
@dietcola.bsky.social
· Oct 26
i'm diet cola
if i ever die tragically my ghost will be super chill about you making jokes about it for the record
December 1, 2025 at 12:47 AM
if i ever die tragically my ghost will be super chill about you making jokes about it for the record
I will be in physical pain every day for the rest of my life, won't I?
October 14, 2025 at 4:11 PM
I will be in physical pain every day for the rest of my life, won't I?
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the lion is very concerned with social media posting
October 14, 2025 at 3:20 PM
the lion is very concerned with social media posting
I don't think I'm a real human
October 11, 2025 at 7:27 PM
I don't think I'm a real human
I want to be suspended upside down by my ankles and used as a punching bag
October 11, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I want to be suspended upside down by my ankles and used as a punching bag
rip trololo guy you would have loved ryan hunter reay
October 4, 2025 at 5:35 AM
rip trololo guy you would have loved ryan hunter reay
what good is a bathroom without a loud ass rattly fan
September 26, 2025 at 9:36 PM
what good is a bathroom without a loud ass rattly fan
this account makes me want to press 5 for señor
September 23, 2025 at 10:18 PM
this account makes me want to press 5 for señor
the Lord requires that i Jack Off in missionary ONLY
September 19, 2025 at 3:03 AM
the Lord requires that i Jack Off in missionary ONLY
I've been crashing out since before they had a word for it
September 8, 2025 at 3:49 AM
I've been crashing out since before they had a word for it
why does every moment of joy cut just as deeply in the opposite direction. eat arbys.
August 31, 2025 at 7:06 AM
why does every moment of joy cut just as deeply in the opposite direction. eat arbys.
there is more to life than what is on your computer screen. go outside. build a gazebo.
August 26, 2025 at 3:07 PM
there is more to life than what is on your computer screen. go outside. build a gazebo.
just thought to myself "I enjoy being alive."
did I mean that or did I just think it???
did I mean that or did I just think it???
August 12, 2025 at 4:32 AM
just thought to myself "I enjoy being alive."
did I mean that or did I just think it???
did I mean that or did I just think it???
I am not alive, I am a meteor. life goes on as I float through the void.
July 25, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I am not alive, I am a meteor. life goes on as I float through the void.
I'm like a really chill chicken little. sky's falling and I don't give a fuck.
July 15, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I'm like a really chill chicken little. sky's falling and I don't give a fuck.
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(tying my own hands) I'm sorry my hands are tied
July 15, 2025 at 7:18 PM
(tying my own hands) I'm sorry my hands are tied
sorry for being extremely reductive but just imagine being racist against the nation that brought us guacamole and Modelo
July 3, 2025 at 3:38 AM
sorry for being extremely reductive but just imagine being racist against the nation that brought us guacamole and Modelo
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I've loaded 15.9 tons. Almost there. Can't wait to see what I get.
June 25, 2025 at 12:02 PM
I've loaded 15.9 tons. Almost there. Can't wait to see what I get.
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I'm never huffing pool chemicals again dude where tf am I
June 24, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I'm never huffing pool chemicals again dude where tf am I
the anger and hate that I felt really wasn't nearly as big as I thought i think
June 19, 2025 at 1:29 AM
the anger and hate that I felt really wasn't nearly as big as I thought i think
can the British mind comprehend the western bacon cheeseburger
June 19, 2025 at 12:11 AM
can the British mind comprehend the western bacon cheeseburger
random depression strike while I'm out on the town with friends
June 14, 2025 at 2:05 AM
random depression strike while I'm out on the town with friends
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my grandpa was illiterate so i have no idea if this ouija board is working or not
June 13, 2025 at 12:15 PM
my grandpa was illiterate so i have no idea if this ouija board is working or not