Yassassin
@diabolical.bsky.social
Bad writer but good person.
Pixar should make up for Coco by putting out a Ratatouille-style movie about how making shoes is creative and fulfilling.
January 30, 2026 at 1:25 PM
Pixar should make up for Coco by putting out a Ratatouille-style movie about how making shoes is creative and fulfilling.
You should be allowed to leave meetings that are boring no questions asked. In fact everyone should get mad at the guy running the meeting for failing to make it interesting.
January 21, 2026 at 9:25 PM
You should be allowed to leave meetings that are boring no questions asked. In fact everyone should get mad at the guy running the meeting for failing to make it interesting.
Me to Pandora: yes, ok I like "Marshmallow World" by Darlene Love. But how many fucking times do you think I want to hear it in a week? Weak fucking algorithm!
*Pandora plays Mannheim Steamroller "Hark! The Herald Angels Sing" for the 42nd time today*
Me: good robot
*Pandora plays Mannheim Steamroller "Hark! The Herald Angels Sing" for the 42nd time today*
Me: good robot
December 27, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Me to Pandora: yes, ok I like "Marshmallow World" by Darlene Love. But how many fucking times do you think I want to hear it in a week? Weak fucking algorithm!
*Pandora plays Mannheim Steamroller "Hark! The Herald Angels Sing" for the 42nd time today*
Me: good robot
*Pandora plays Mannheim Steamroller "Hark! The Herald Angels Sing" for the 42nd time today*
Me: good robot
They should make a version of chess without the knight so you can play easy mode and not get pissed off by some confusing bouncy horseshit.
December 27, 2025 at 3:06 AM
They should make a version of chess without the knight so you can play easy mode and not get pissed off by some confusing bouncy horseshit.
The weeks of endless secrets, lies and subterfuge are finally behind us. Merry Christmas.🎄
December 25, 2025 at 6:27 PM
The weeks of endless secrets, lies and subterfuge are finally behind us. Merry Christmas.🎄
*being of blinding light appears before me*
I AM THE LORD YOUR GOD. BE NOT AFRAID.
Me: why'd you make my feet get clammy when they're cold so they stay cold even in socks?
I AM THE ALPHA AND OME--
Me: *pulls a knife* answer the question
I AM THE LORD YOUR GOD. BE NOT AFRAID.
Me: why'd you make my feet get clammy when they're cold so they stay cold even in socks?
I AM THE ALPHA AND OME--
Me: *pulls a knife* answer the question
December 12, 2025 at 2:28 AM
*being of blinding light appears before me*
I AM THE LORD YOUR GOD. BE NOT AFRAID.
Me: why'd you make my feet get clammy when they're cold so they stay cold even in socks?
I AM THE ALPHA AND OME--
Me: *pulls a knife* answer the question
I AM THE LORD YOUR GOD. BE NOT AFRAID.
Me: why'd you make my feet get clammy when they're cold so they stay cold even in socks?
I AM THE ALPHA AND OME--
Me: *pulls a knife* answer the question
Guy who ignored his grandma when she was alive and now talks to a chatbot wearing her skin.
IN DEPTH | If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
www.independent.co.uk
December 11, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Guy who ignored his grandma when she was alive and now talks to a chatbot wearing her skin.
Having a medical test this morning so I can't have breakfast. Just sentence me to death.
December 11, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Having a medical test this morning so I can't have breakfast. Just sentence me to death.
It's weird that our entire economy is based on ads because I doubt they even work anymore.
December 11, 2025 at 11:23 AM
It's weird that our entire economy is based on ads because I doubt they even work anymore.
They never tell you that when you get older you start to really hate being mildly cold or hot.
December 11, 2025 at 11:10 AM
They never tell you that when you get older you start to really hate being mildly cold or hot.
Seems to me Americans are annoyed by whichever party is in charge since they're currently working to make your life bad.
December 11, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Seems to me Americans are annoyed by whichever party is in charge since they're currently working to make your life bad.
"Disclose" is giving me hope that they don't have mine already.
Requiring temporary visitors to surrender five years of social media to the U.S. sends the message that the American commitment to free speech is pretense. This simply is not the behavior of a country confident in its freedoms.
It's a threat to free speech around the world and must be opposed.
It's a threat to free speech around the world and must be opposed.
Foreign tourists could be required to disclose 5 years of social media histories under Trump administration plan
The Customs and Border Protection proposal would apply even to countries that don't require visas to enter.
www.nbcnews.com
December 10, 2025 at 7:49 PM
"Disclose" is giving me hope that they don't have mine already.
Society would collapse if we took this advice.
December 10, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Society would collapse if we took this advice.
Swinging my leg back as a counterbalance when I bend down to pick up a nickel and kicking a pregnant woman in the belly.
December 9, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Swinging my leg back as a counterbalance when I bend down to pick up a nickel and kicking a pregnant woman in the belly.
@aynrandy.boontavista.com I have listened to and enjoyed the podcast. It may fit in nicely to my "housework" slot.
I will give this podcast a listen and if I enjoy it I will let you know.
December 9, 2025 at 3:54 PM
@aynrandy.boontavista.com I have listened to and enjoyed the podcast. It may fit in nicely to my "housework" slot.
Was Project Gutenberg gutted by that flumpy floo guy? Says it has 75,000 books which seems like a very low number of books.
December 9, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Was Project Gutenberg gutted by that flumpy floo guy? Says it has 75,000 books which seems like a very low number of books.
Suburban guys in cowboy hats are kind of in distinct to me from suburban guys in pirate hats. You look silly dude.
December 9, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Suburban guys in cowboy hats are kind of in distinct to me from suburban guys in pirate hats. You look silly dude.
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Paul Dano is decent, doesn't really thrill me or let me down. But he has that Leo quality where him choosing to be in a movie makes me think the movie will be good.
December 9, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Paul Dano is decent, doesn't really thrill me or let me down. But he has that Leo quality where him choosing to be in a movie makes me think the movie will be good.
Those cringe hipster restaurants called Egg Slut or whatever are fulfilling the Idiocracy prophecy about Fuddruckers slowly evolving into Buttfuckers.
December 8, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Those cringe hipster restaurants called Egg Slut or whatever are fulfilling the Idiocracy prophecy about Fuddruckers slowly evolving into Buttfuckers.
I appreciate that every social media service actively encourages me to do something less aggravating with my time.
December 8, 2025 at 10:33 AM
I appreciate that every social media service actively encourages me to do something less aggravating with my time.
Learning to draw and do voices so I can make a cartoon about a slow loris named Slow Doris and she's dumb as hell.
December 6, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Learning to draw and do voices so I can make a cartoon about a slow loris named Slow Doris and she's dumb as hell.
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The overinvestment in AI is an expression of the age-old capitalist dream to eliminate the workers' labour from capital, thus maximising the amount of surplus value going to capital, completely oblivious to the fact that this, if achievable, would destroy capitalism by eliminating value itself.
December 5, 2025 at 1:23 PM
The overinvestment in AI is an expression of the age-old capitalist dream to eliminate the workers' labour from capital, thus maximising the amount of surplus value going to capital, completely oblivious to the fact that this, if achievable, would destroy capitalism by eliminating value itself.
~a scene from the marital bed~
Me: babe I can hear your earbuds from here. You're gonna damage your eardrums.
Wife: I don't have them in it's just my phone
Me: (sleeping pills hitting) yrr gun damge yur earjums
Wife: God I want you to fuck me so bad
Me: babe I can hear your earbuds from here. You're gonna damage your eardrums.
Wife: I don't have them in it's just my phone
Me: (sleeping pills hitting) yrr gun damge yur earjums
Wife: God I want you to fuck me so bad
December 6, 2025 at 3:03 AM
~a scene from the marital bed~
Me: babe I can hear your earbuds from here. You're gonna damage your eardrums.
Wife: I don't have them in it's just my phone
Me: (sleeping pills hitting) yrr gun damge yur earjums
Wife: God I want you to fuck me so bad
Me: babe I can hear your earbuds from here. You're gonna damage your eardrums.
Wife: I don't have them in it's just my phone
Me: (sleeping pills hitting) yrr gun damge yur earjums
Wife: God I want you to fuck me so bad
Tell these guys to shut the fuck up
December 6, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Tell these guys to shut the fuck up