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Daniel Hutmacher
@dhma.ch
Swiss/Swedish, Data Platform MVP.
@dhmacher on other platforms.

My work: strd.co
My blog: sqlsunday.com
Call for Data Speakers: @callfordataspeakers.com
Data Saturday Stockholm: @datasatsto.se

I just want to use your SQL Server tonight.
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November 11, 2025 at 8:43 AM
Firearms may be legal where you live, but I spotted some fermented death on sale right there, in my local supermarket.
November 9, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Cool. They used to measure people’s foreheads back in the 1930s.
November 7, 2025 at 6:48 PM
For it is a human number
November 6, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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clearly it's time for layoffs
November 5, 2025 at 1:57 PM
One of my clients has me working in an RDP session, inside another RDP session, using multiple monitors.

Probably the coolest benefit of this is how easy it is to accidentally post my password in a Teams group, when all I wanted to do was unlock my remote desktop.

Or so I've been told.
November 5, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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New article: The New JSON Index in #SQLServer 2025 www.mssqltips.com/sqlservertip... #sqlserver2025 cc @sqlwaldorf.bsky.social it works! And hat tip to @dhma.ch for the suggestion to use JSON_CONTAINS
The New JSON Index in SQL Server 2025
Explore how to create and use a JSON index in SQL Server to improve query performance for tables that store JSON data.
www.mssqltips.com
November 5, 2025 at 10:22 AM
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Announcing SQL Con 2026, the premier Microsoft SQL Community Conference, co-located with the Microsoft Fabric Community Conference (FabCon) from March 16–20, 2026!
Check out Shireesh Thota's blog with the details
techcommunity.microsoft.com/blog/sqlserv...
Announcing SQLCon 2026: Better Together with FabCon! | Microsoft Community Hub
We’re thrilled to unveil SQLCon 2026, the premier Microsoft SQL Community Conference, co-located with the Microsoft Fabric Community Conference...
techcommunity.microsoft.com
November 3, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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Really happy to see that SQL is getting it's own conference. Joined with FabCon, now there's SQLCon!

Read more here: sqlcon.us

#FabCon
#SqlCon
#MicrosoftFabric
#SqlServer
#MVPBuzz
SQLCON - Microsoft SQL Community Conference - SQLCON
Join us at SQLCON - a Microsoft SQL Community Conference for cutting-edge insights in SQL Server, Azure SQL, SQL in Fabric, SQL Tools, PostgreSQL, CosmosDB, optimization, performance, database securit...
sqlcon.us
November 3, 2025 at 8:09 PM
This presentation by @sqlr.bsky.social is still one of the top presentations I've ever seen.
PASS Summit 2019: Revenge: The SQL!
YouTube video by Data TLV ( ex Sql Saturday Israel)
youtu.be
November 3, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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"go to TikTok. See for yourself."
October 31, 2025 at 4:25 AM
For some time, my greeting phrase for my voicemail service included ”leave a short message”.

And I swear every single person who left a voicemail made a quip about that, effectively making the messages even longer for me to listen to.
iMessage listen to voice notes faster
October 30, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Falling out of my office chair laughing! Oldie but goldie:
Comedian (2002) Original Theatrical Trailer [FTD-0589]
YouTube video by FT Depot
www.youtube.com
October 30, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Yup, that's B.B. King on the blues guitar.
Mini Bar Blues
open.spotify.com
October 29, 2025 at 7:40 PM
If you feel like a ton of Microsoft-hosted sites are down right now, you're not going crazy, and you don't need to restart your router.

azure.status.microsoft/en-gb/status...
October 29, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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There's been endless talk about an AI bubble, but less about exactly how, why, and how much it's a bubble. So I turned to the framework put forward by scholars Brent Goldfarb and David A. Kirsch, authors of "Bubbles and Crashes," for assessing tech bubbles.

Spoiler: On a scale of 1 to 8, AI is an 8
AI Is the Bubble to Burst Them All
I talked to the scholars who literally wrote the book on tech bubbles—and applied their test.
www.wired.com
October 27, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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Call for speakers for Fabcon ends next month. I'm more than happy to provide speaker mentoring or just a second set of eyes for anyone who gets accepted. #MicrosoftFabric
sessionize.com/fabcon2026se...
Microsoft Fabric Community Conference - FABCON 2026 - SESSIONS: Call for Speakers
FABCON, the Microsoft Fabric Community Conference, is back for its third year—and we’re bringing the momentum to a brand-new home: Atlanta, Georgia! E...
sessionize.com
October 26, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Happy birthday, @sqlgene.com!
snoopy is blowing out candles on a birthday cake while woodstock looks on .
Alt: Snoopy with a birthday cake gif
media.tenor.com
October 23, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Content warning: Icelandic landscapes
Ólafur Arnalds live from Hafursey, in Iceland for Cercle
YouTube video by Cercle
youtu.be
October 22, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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I'm working on planning my course curriculum for the next two years, if anyone has any input.
www.reddit.com/r/PowerBI/co...
www.reddit.com/r/MicrosoftF...
From the PowerBI community on Reddit: Looking for advice on building a Power BI curriculum
Explore this post and more from the PowerBI community
www.reddit.com
October 22, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Gaslighting is bad, unless the person you’re gaslighting is a clanker.

This is brilliant!
chatgpt has E-stroke
YouTube video by Michael Reeves
youtube.com
October 22, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Want to present at our new Stockholm SQL usergroup? We're doing in-person sessions about once per month.

If you can't make any of those specific dates, reach out to @transmokopter.bsky.social or me, and we'll work something out for you!
October 20, 2025 at 8:23 AM
So long, Summer! See you again in a few months.
October 19, 2025 at 4:45 PM
If you wake up one morning and decide it would be good idea to mix YYMMDD and YYYYMMDD dates in an integer column…

I can’t even.

I don’t mean to gatekeep, but maybe IT isn’t for you.
October 17, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Good morning
To Love Again - Alex Baker Remix
open.spotify.com
October 16, 2025 at 7:01 AM