Daniel Hutmacher
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Daniel Hutmacher
@dhma.ch
Swiss/Swedish, Data Platform MVP.
@dhmacher on other platforms.

My work: strd.co
My blog: sqlsunday.com
Call for Data Speakers: @callfordataspeakers.com
Data Saturday Stockholm: @datasatsto.se

I just want to use your SQL Server tonight.
Let's. Go!
November 11, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Firearms may be legal where you live, but I spotted some fermented death on sale right there, in my local supermarket.
November 9, 2025 at 8:38 PM
For it is a human number
November 6, 2025 at 6:02 PM
If you feel like a ton of Microsoft-hosted sites are down right now, you're not going crazy, and you don't need to restart your router.

azure.status.microsoft/en-gb/status...
October 29, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Serendipitous timeline
October 28, 2025 at 4:49 PM
So long, Summer! See you again in a few months.
October 19, 2025 at 4:45 PM
WHOOP! I'm very proud to announce that I'm a Redgate Community Ambassador!
October 10, 2025 at 1:11 PM
You can tell that AI adoption is going great when companies send marketing emails to your accounting inbox.
October 10, 2025 at 8:17 AM
October 9, 2025 at 6:25 PM
CPH
October 8, 2025 at 8:21 PM
@andrekamman.com talks about lifelong learning to an absolutely ram packed room.
October 8, 2025 at 1:00 PM
@2meterdba.bsky.social’s Copilot has a particular set of skills.
October 7, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Next up, taking in the blinding lights of @hugokornelis.bsky.social’s execution plans!
October 7, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Getting some Data Culture with Elin Hellström at dataminds.be Connect 2025.

The day is off to a strong start.
October 7, 2025 at 9:01 AM
How's your Friday morning going?
October 3, 2025 at 7:31 AM
In an unexpected turn of events, my digital scales suddenly think my weight is too low.
September 22, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Didn't go to the DMZ, but spent a couple of days in Seoul last year. Got this little gem of a public safety altert on my phone:
September 20, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Same, my man. I'm not a morning person either.
September 19, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Unexpected squirrel made a surprise inspection of my local bakery. Did not appear to find any deficiencies, and promptly left the premises.
September 14, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Had a great time preaching the gospel of T-SQL window functions to a great crowd of data professionals at #DATAScotland today.

The crowning finish of my day was a wonderful dinner with @arcticdba.se, @valeriejunk.bsky.social and @sqlclause.no.
September 12, 2025 at 9:16 PM
”What kind of weather is it there?”
”Aye.”
September 11, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Nighttime was just as spectacular, though the camera did not do it any real justice.
September 5, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Speaker dinner for Data Saturday Gothenburg happening on a rock, way, way out in the ocean.

In glorious sunset light.
September 5, 2025 at 9:58 PM
For the memes
September 5, 2025 at 8:50 AM
Ah, yes, the reason I moderate event submissions to @callfordataspeakers.com is that there's always that one person who will check the "IMPORTANT" checkbox without reading a single word of it.
September 2, 2025 at 7:01 PM