D. Gabrielle Jensen, urban fantasy author
@dgabriellejensen.com
She/her. Author of urban fantasy and witty quips. Trying to take myself less seriously.
Inspired by humans, music, and cities.
To find out where else to find me, visit my website dgabriellejensen.com
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Inspired by humans, music, and cities.
To find out where else to find me, visit my website dgabriellejensen.com
SFWA
ALLi
I will not respond to unsolicited DMs.
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Greetings! I am D. Gabrielle Jensen, author of urban fantasy with a rock and roll spin, as well as some contemporary fiction and beat/slam poetry. Childless cat lady who loves cities and good coffee. I crochet, make jewelry, and dabble in urban macro photography.
Aaaand sometimes the trash takes itself out.
November 26, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Aaaand sometimes the trash takes itself out.
Tracie Thoms interviewing Aisha Hinds on Cold Case, 2007. IYKYK 😊
November 25, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Tracie Thoms interviewing Aisha Hinds on Cold Case, 2007. IYKYK 😊
Anyone else conditioned to panic a little any time there's an animal in a horror show/movie? #dontyouhurtthatcat
November 20, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Anyone else conditioned to panic a little any time there's an animal in a horror show/movie? #dontyouhurtthatcat
Post one of your favorite 90s comedies
Empire Records (if you can hear this gif, you are my people)
Empire Records (if you can hear this gif, you are my people)
November 17, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Post one of your favorite 90s comedies
Empire Records (if you can hear this gif, you are my people)
Empire Records (if you can hear this gif, you are my people)
Just looked at a photo of Kegsbreath and for a second all my idiot brain could come up with was Temu Patrick Swayze and that will be who he is from now going forward.
November 17, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Just looked at a photo of Kegsbreath and for a second all my idiot brain could come up with was Temu Patrick Swayze and that will be who he is from now going forward.
Opinion poll:
Apple crisp or carrot cake for Thanksgiving (the pumpkin pie is already taken care of)?
Apple crisp or carrot cake for Thanksgiving (the pumpkin pie is already taken care of)?
November 15, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Opinion poll:
Apple crisp or carrot cake for Thanksgiving (the pumpkin pie is already taken care of)?
Apple crisp or carrot cake for Thanksgiving (the pumpkin pie is already taken care of)?
Today on Jack FM 80s New Wave and 2000s hip hop.
Why not?
Why not?
November 13, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Today on Jack FM 80s New Wave and 2000s hip hop.
Why not?
Why not?
Headline reads: John Fetterman Hospitalized. Here's What We Know
What I inferred on my own: Karma is a bitch?
What I inferred on my own: Karma is a bitch?
November 13, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Headline reads: John Fetterman Hospitalized. Here's What We Know
What I inferred on my own: Karma is a bitch?
What I inferred on my own: Karma is a bitch?
Head cold + asthma = this coughing nonsense is doing a number on my noodle. 🤧🤕
Also, everything tastes like DayQuil. 😭
Also, everything tastes like DayQuil. 😭
November 13, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Head cold + asthma = this coughing nonsense is doing a number on my noodle. 🤧🤕
Also, everything tastes like DayQuil. 😭
Also, everything tastes like DayQuil. 😭
One of my favorite things about cats is their enthusiastic willingness to help Look™️even when they don't know what we're looking for. Open a cabinet for longer than a minute? There's the cat. Down on the floor with a flashlight? There's the cat. Eager and willing to help.
a cat is peeking out of a wooden door and asking if they gone yet .
ALT: a cat is peeking out of a wooden door and asking if they gone yet .
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November 6, 2025 at 7:43 AM
One of my favorite things about cats is their enthusiastic willingness to help Look™️even when they don't know what we're looking for. Open a cabinet for longer than a minute? There's the cat. Down on the floor with a flashlight? There's the cat. Eager and willing to help.
That's . . . wow! This brings tears to my eyes.
November 5, 2025 at 11:57 PM
That's . . . wow! This brings tears to my eyes.
#bookvember day 5: Children's poetry. I already mentioned the wit and wisdom of Shel Silverstein. I honestly couldn't tell you how I discovered his work. My 3rd grade class recited Little Peggy Ann McKay for a school assembly; that may have been the catalyst. 🤷♀️ #booksky #writesky
Welcome to #Bookvember Day 5!
Follow the directions on the prompt card and share your love of the written word with others.
#BookSky #WriteSky #Books #Authors #WritingCommunity
Follow the directions on the prompt card and share your love of the written word with others.
#BookSky #WriteSky #Books #Authors #WritingCommunity
November 5, 2025 at 11:20 PM
#bookvember day 5: Children's poetry. I already mentioned the wit and wisdom of Shel Silverstein. I honestly couldn't tell you how I discovered his work. My 3rd grade class recited Little Peggy Ann McKay for a school assembly; that may have been the catalyst. 🤷♀️ #booksky #writesky
UGH I opened up Threads and the whole feed (until I stopped scrolling, which admittedly wasn't long) was about how NYC screwed up and they are praying for New York and blah blah blah. This is why I avoid all things Meta.
November 5, 2025 at 5:02 AM
UGH I opened up Threads and the whole feed (until I stopped scrolling, which admittedly wasn't long) was about how NYC screwed up and they are praying for New York and blah blah blah. This is why I avoid all things Meta.
#bookvember Day 4 Non-fiction . . . TBH I read from the World Book Encyclopedia as much as anything else. That's where I read the Greek myths. Plus, our edition of the encyclopedias had a cool layered diagram of the human body printed on clear acetate pages. #booksky
Welcome to #Bookvember Day 4!
Follow the directions on the prompt card and share your love of the written word with others.
#BookSky #WriteSky #Books #Authors #WritingCommunity
Follow the directions on the prompt card and share your love of the written word with others.
#BookSky #WriteSky #Books #Authors #WritingCommunity
November 5, 2025 at 4:17 AM
#bookvember Day 4 Non-fiction . . . TBH I read from the World Book Encyclopedia as much as anything else. That's where I read the Greek myths. Plus, our edition of the encyclopedias had a cool layered diagram of the human body printed on clear acetate pages. #booksky
#Bookvember Day 3: I would say the one that has stuck with me the longest would have to be Shel Silverstein. There was, is a great deal of wisdom buried in all that absurdity.
#booksky #writesky #books #authors #writingcommunity
#booksky #writesky #books #authors #writingcommunity
Welcome to #Bookvember Day 3!
Follow the directions on the prompt card and share your love of the written word with others.
#BookSky #WriteSky #Books #Authors #WritingCommunity
Follow the directions on the prompt card and share your love of the written word with others.
#BookSky #WriteSky #Books #Authors #WritingCommunity
November 4, 2025 at 6:48 AM
#Bookvember Day 3: I would say the one that has stuck with me the longest would have to be Shel Silverstein. There was, is a great deal of wisdom buried in all that absurdity.
#booksky #writesky #books #authors #writingcommunity
#booksky #writesky #books #authors #writingcommunity
#Bookvember Day 2: I didn't read a lot of "children's" books; I kind of just skipped ahead to the bigger ones. But I did read a lot of the Baby-Sitters Club, Amelia Bedelia, Pippi Longstockings . . . I think the prevailing theme there is quirky, independent, and sassy women. #booksky #writesky
Welcome to #Bookvember Day 2!
Follow the directions on the prompt card and share your love of the written word with others.
#BookSky #WriteSky #Books #Authors #WritingCommunity
Follow the directions on the prompt card and share your love of the written word with others.
#BookSky #WriteSky #Books #Authors #WritingCommunity
November 2, 2025 at 9:40 PM
#Bookvember Day 2: I didn't read a lot of "children's" books; I kind of just skipped ahead to the bigger ones. But I did read a lot of the Baby-Sitters Club, Amelia Bedelia, Pippi Longstockings . . . I think the prevailing theme there is quirky, independent, and sassy women. #booksky #writesky
Ooh something new . . . #bookvember Day 1: I am D. Gabrielle Jensen and I have been enjoying stories since I was born, reading since I was about 3, and writing since I was about 6. So I really don't know HOW it all started, just that it's always been part of who I am.
Welcome to #Bookvember Day 1!
Follow the directions on the prompt card and share your love of the written word with others.
#BookSky #WriteSky #Books #Authors #WritingCommunity
Follow the directions on the prompt card and share your love of the written word with others.
#BookSky #WriteSky #Books #Authors #WritingCommunity
November 2, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Ooh something new . . . #bookvember Day 1: I am D. Gabrielle Jensen and I have been enjoying stories since I was born, reading since I was about 3, and writing since I was about 6. So I really don't know HOW it all started, just that it's always been part of who I am.
My favorite hot take is that folks receiving gov't bennies shouldn't have luxuries because there's a whole host of ways to get those things without paying a lot of money. You can lease an iPhone from Verizon for like $10 a month. You can trade services for acrylic nails, tattoos, or fancy hair. 🧵 1/
November 2, 2025 at 8:37 PM
My favorite hot take is that folks receiving gov't bennies shouldn't have luxuries because there's a whole host of ways to get those things without paying a lot of money. You can lease an iPhone from Verizon for like $10 a month. You can trade services for acrylic nails, tattoos, or fancy hair. 🧵 1/
Scratched my ear and noticed a black clump of something on my fingernail. I was rather quite alarmed—Did THAT come out of my EAR!?—until I realized it was Oreo cookie that had dried there earlier.🤦♀️
(At no point was the cookie ever in my ear, just to be clear)
(At no point was the cookie ever in my ear, just to be clear)
October 28, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Scratched my ear and noticed a black clump of something on my fingernail. I was rather quite alarmed—Did THAT come out of my EAR!?—until I realized it was Oreo cookie that had dried there earlier.🤦♀️
(At no point was the cookie ever in my ear, just to be clear)
(At no point was the cookie ever in my ear, just to be clear)
Look. I am not ready to decide whether Gavin Newsom is or is not the "same old white dude" we want for President. But I am HERE for his down in the mud, tit for tat responses to everything the tRump Regime throws at him. The rest of the party could learn something from him and from Pritzker.
October 28, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Look. I am not ready to decide whether Gavin Newsom is or is not the "same old white dude" we want for President. But I am HERE for his down in the mud, tit for tat responses to everything the tRump Regime throws at him. The rest of the party could learn something from him and from Pritzker.
The profound irony of complaining that "vets are one group that should never go without" while enthusiastically voting for politicians who consistently shit on vets. 😒
October 21, 2025 at 8:37 PM
The profound irony of complaining that "vets are one group that should never go without" while enthusiastically voting for politicians who consistently shit on vets. 😒
Alternating between the OG Mad About You (did you know they tried to bring it back?) and Only Murders in the Building, and I'm pretty sure Richard Kind has not changed in the ensuing three decades.
October 20, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Alternating between the OG Mad About You (did you know they tried to bring it back?) and Only Murders in the Building, and I'm pretty sure Richard Kind has not changed in the ensuing three decades.
Reposted by D. Gabrielle Jensen, urban fantasy author
Politics often depends on the richest in society.
That's why I'm SO proud of our campaign. We're funded small dollar donors. We've raised almost 6x more in donations under $200 than the next five candidates in my race COMBINED.
We're by and for the people — NOT corporations and billionaires.
That's why I'm SO proud of our campaign. We're funded small dollar donors. We've raised almost 6x more in donations under $200 than the next five candidates in my race COMBINED.
We're by and for the people — NOT corporations and billionaires.
October 16, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Politics often depends on the richest in society.
That's why I'm SO proud of our campaign. We're funded small dollar donors. We've raised almost 6x more in donations under $200 than the next five candidates in my race COMBINED.
We're by and for the people — NOT corporations and billionaires.
That's why I'm SO proud of our campaign. We're funded small dollar donors. We've raised almost 6x more in donations under $200 than the next five candidates in my race COMBINED.
We're by and for the people — NOT corporations and billionaires.
Just listened to a clip of the Vice Dipshit talking about healthcare in the United States and literally the only accurate, valid thing he uttered is the system is broken.
October 17, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Just listened to a clip of the Vice Dipshit talking about healthcare in the United States and literally the only accurate, valid thing he uttered is the system is broken.