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multimedia project
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did the inventors of plastic bottle caps intend on making them chewable or
November 15, 2025 at 9:51 PM
did the inventors of plastic bottle caps intend on making them chewable or
y'all remember that meme a few years back that was like "forbidden snack" and it would be like violin rosin
November 15, 2025 at 9:50 PM
y'all remember that meme a few years back that was like "forbidden snack" and it would be like violin rosin
one time i was explaining to a friend that i feel that being queer is also a combination of sociological factors and she just responded, "why does it matter why we are the way we are?" and it left me thinking
November 15, 2025 at 9:29 PM
one time i was explaining to a friend that i feel that being queer is also a combination of sociological factors and she just responded, "why does it matter why we are the way we are?" and it left me thinking
i honestly don't know who i can't stand more, republicans or democrats. i feel like i can have an educational discussion with a well-intentioned but ignorant conservative that is straight up with what they are about. dems act like they're for the people but they're still interested in the status quo
November 15, 2025 at 8:02 PM
i honestly don't know who i can't stand more, republicans or democrats. i feel like i can have an educational discussion with a well-intentioned but ignorant conservative that is straight up with what they are about. dems act like they're for the people but they're still interested in the status quo
[anytime before a friend meets my grandmother]
me: "my grandmother is chill as fuck. just don't say fuck or goddammit around her"
friend, every time: "thanks for the heads up 😅"
me: "my grandmother is chill as fuck. just don't say fuck or goddammit around her"
friend, every time: "thanks for the heads up 😅"
November 15, 2025 at 5:35 PM
[anytime before a friend meets my grandmother]
me: "my grandmother is chill as fuck. just don't say fuck or goddammit around her"
friend, every time: "thanks for the heads up 😅"
me: "my grandmother is chill as fuck. just don't say fuck or goddammit around her"
friend, every time: "thanks for the heads up 😅"
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November 15, 2025 at 12:20 PM
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i'm replaying kingdom hearts and trying not to cuss out the tv. donald's HP keeps running low and goofy has to keep giving him potions. he's using them all up. stop fainting on me and get it together donald.
November 13, 2025 at 5:11 AM
i'm replaying kingdom hearts and trying not to cuss out the tv. donald's HP keeps running low and goofy has to keep giving him potions. he's using them all up. stop fainting on me and get it together donald.
i am tired of receiving junk mail (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ i do not want your credit card offers!!!!!!
November 13, 2025 at 1:07 AM
i am tired of receiving junk mail (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ i do not want your credit card offers!!!!!!
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i saw a video once that said here are 5 things democrats are doing to stop the right:
1. asking for $5
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1. asking for $5
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April 24, 2025 at 1:22 AM
i saw a video once that said here are 5 things democrats are doing to stop the right:
1. asking for $5
2.
3.
4.
5.
1. asking for $5
2.
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4.
5.
bread twist ties are evil. i throw them away and spin the package and tuck it under the bread
November 12, 2025 at 6:41 PM
bread twist ties are evil. i throw them away and spin the package and tuck it under the bread
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i used to think "segue" was spelled like the segway scooter and i thought it just meant you were changing topics like the people zooming around on them
November 12, 2025 at 8:37 AM
i used to think "segue" was spelled like the segway scooter and i thought it just meant you were changing topics like the people zooming around on them
reminder that some people have conditions you can't see and that you never know what they are struggling with day to day
November 12, 2025 at 4:18 AM
reminder that some people have conditions you can't see and that you never know what they are struggling with day to day
i'm in the process of letting go what doesn't serve me and limiting people's access to me and honestly i've never felt better
November 12, 2025 at 4:03 AM
i'm in the process of letting go what doesn't serve me and limiting people's access to me and honestly i've never felt better
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the language of getting mental health help grosses me tf out. you are a "patient" getting "treatment"
November 11, 2025 at 8:37 PM
the language of getting mental health help grosses me tf out. you are a "patient" getting "treatment"
i have a love/hate relationship with life being boring
November 11, 2025 at 8:32 PM
i have a love/hate relationship with life being boring
i tried to shop like i did when i first got my own apartment on $100 of groceries a month. i ended up spending $55 and it'll tide me over for maybe a week. i saved money by not buying sodas but geez
November 11, 2025 at 5:25 PM
i tried to shop like i did when i first got my own apartment on $100 of groceries a month. i ended up spending $55 and it'll tide me over for maybe a week. i saved money by not buying sodas but geez
i think it's pretty fucked up how every time i have tried to watch a pot, it never boiled. but when i walk away, i hear that fucker a-going
November 11, 2025 at 9:56 AM
i think it's pretty fucked up how every time i have tried to watch a pot, it never boiled. but when i walk away, i hear that fucker a-going
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me:
random person in passing: I have swamp ass like you wouldn't believe!
me:
random person in passing: I have swamp ass like you wouldn't believe!
me:
November 10, 2025 at 10:41 PM
me:
random person in passing: I have swamp ass like you wouldn't believe!
me:
random person in passing: I have swamp ass like you wouldn't believe!
me: