Dextrosity
@dextrosity.bsky.social
Boston living. CT native. GW alumnus. I’d rather be traveling.
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Dextrosity
@dextrosity.bsky.social
· Feb 3
Jonathan Turley will have an op-ed by the end of the day claiming this is actually what the Constitution demands.
Pinning this for anything Trump does over the next four years.
Stopped by a pharmacy here in Mexico to grab aloe vera (because pasty white boy who burned even with lots of sunscreen) and couldn’t help but laugh at the shirtless bro in front of me who was buying steroids and Viagra.
January 1, 2026 at 10:14 PM
Stopped by a pharmacy here in Mexico to grab aloe vera (because pasty white boy who burned even with lots of sunscreen) and couldn’t help but laugh at the shirtless bro in front of me who was buying steroids and Viagra.
Petition to re-name all Worcestershire sauce this:
January 1, 2026 at 6:36 PM
Petition to re-name all Worcestershire sauce this:
One out of three ain’t bad!
People will get vaccinated, have their teeth removed and go to therapy
January 1, 2026 at 5:53 PM
One out of three ain’t bad!
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Sam knows what's up. #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG
January 1, 2026 at 5:17 PM
Sam knows what's up. #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG
I’m assuming Eric Adams went back to New Jersey today via Istanbul.
January 1, 2026 at 5:28 PM
I’m assuming Eric Adams went back to New Jersey today via Istanbul.
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"The president of the United States is a pedophile who can't stop bleeding" sounds like something you'd tell your kid to keep them away if you lived on the border
January 1, 2026 at 4:48 PM
"The president of the United States is a pedophile who can't stop bleeding" sounds like something you'd tell your kid to keep them away if you lived on the border
This feels like good motivation for me to get back into officiating.
We need to get back to chubby football refs who can barely trot downfield for more than a few seconds. I want my refs with guts and love handles. No more roided out RFK Jr. lookalikes. Enough.
sorry I need my college football refs to stop having the vascularity of Hugh Jackman as Wolverine
January 1, 2026 at 4:31 PM
This feels like good motivation for me to get back into officiating.
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Fuck Ass Bitch Still Fuck Ass Bitch In New Year
January 1, 2026 at 1:51 AM
Fuck Ass Bitch Still Fuck Ass Bitch In New Year
JD Vance is now just a strong gust of wind and a head bump away from the presidency.
Trump admits to taking more aspirin than his docs recommend: “They say aspirin is good for thinning out the blood, and I don’t want thick blood pouring through my heart. I want nice, thin blood pouring through my heart. Does that make sense?”
What could possibly go wrong! (2/6)
What could possibly go wrong! (2/6)
January 1, 2026 at 4:17 PM
JD Vance is now just a strong gust of wind and a head bump away from the presidency.
🤞🤞🤞
🧪A few more hours to go…
January 1, 2026 at 1:24 AM
🤞🤞🤞
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Who will stop the Piano Man's reign of terror?!
December 31, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Who will stop the Piano Man's reign of terror?!
When in Spanish-speaking countries, I’m always tempted to ask for “dos cervezas, por favor” but I’m pretty sure no one would get the Hemingway reference.
December 31, 2025 at 3:44 PM
When in Spanish-speaking countries, I’m always tempted to ask for “dos cervezas, por favor” but I’m pretty sure no one would get the Hemingway reference.
I was not expecting @bostonglobe.com to do a year-end ‘wrapped’ e-mail. But it seems a good excuse to remind people to support local journalism.
December 31, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I was not expecting @bostonglobe.com to do a year-end ‘wrapped’ e-mail. But it seems a good excuse to remind people to support local journalism.
Way to go Delta, hiring a bunch of fucking morons so that after our flight has been delayed by more than two hours, we parked at the wrong line and need to be repositioned.
December 30, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Way to go Delta, hiring a bunch of fucking morons so that after our flight has been delayed by more than two hours, we parked at the wrong line and need to be repositioned.
I (also) want to go to there!
December 30, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I (also) want to go to there!
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Kind of telling that ABC News/Disney is using the "Trump-Kennedy Center" language to refer to the Kennedy Center despite the fact that it is legally still the Kennedy Center.
December 30, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Kind of telling that ABC News/Disney is using the "Trump-Kennedy Center" language to refer to the Kennedy Center despite the fact that it is legally still the Kennedy Center.
I want to go to there!
December 30, 2025 at 9:09 PM
I want to go to there!
I wish US-based airlines would install coat hooks on the backs of seats like European planes have.
December 30, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I wish US-based airlines would install coat hooks on the backs of seats like European planes have.
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2️⃣ THE NUMBER TWO TOM THE DANCING BUG OF 2025
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"Know Your ICE Agent," from the week of June 30
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"Know Your ICE Agent," from the week of June 30
December 30, 2025 at 6:07 PM
2️⃣ THE NUMBER TWO TOM THE DANCING BUG OF 2025
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"Know Your ICE Agent," from the week of June 30
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"Know Your ICE Agent," from the week of June 30
I stayed in DC for a summer during college and was flying back home via PVD/actually Warwick/T.F. Green Airport to visit family for a weekend and John McLaughlin was on my flight there and my one back.
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 30, 2025 at 5:46 PM
I stayed in DC for a summer during college and was flying back home via PVD/actually Warwick/T.F. Green Airport to visit family for a weekend and John McLaughlin was on my flight there and my one back.
Even for a permanent dumbass who always argues in bad faith, this is *extremely* dumb & bad faith.
December 30, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Even for a permanent dumbass who always argues in bad faith, this is *extremely* dumb & bad faith.
(Melancholy music plays)
“For just 45¢ a day, you can sponsor a journalist so they don’t have to watch crap like this.”
“For just 45¢ a day, you can sponsor a journalist so they don’t have to watch crap like this.”
Please don’t feel too sorry for me when I say this but as part of my general job, I do my best to understand the popularity of detestable and/or batshit figures so instead of just watching clips I’ve started watching or playing in the background the whole Candace Owens streams, and to those who…
December 30, 2025 at 4:37 PM
(Melancholy music plays)
“For just 45¢ a day, you can sponsor a journalist so they don’t have to watch crap like this.”
“For just 45¢ a day, you can sponsor a journalist so they don’t have to watch crap like this.”
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Sure, 2025 sucked in many, many ways, but let us not forget that we got to experience the joy of seeing nepo-baby Josh Kraft get his ass absolutely kicked by Michelle Wu
December 30, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Sure, 2025 sucked in many, many ways, but let us not forget that we got to experience the joy of seeing nepo-baby Josh Kraft get his ass absolutely kicked by Michelle Wu
Doing discrimination and transphobia *the right way,* by whoever this Ezra Klein-wannabe is. 🙄
She helped pass a bill—which is 100% part of liberalism. Maybe you don’t like the bill. Maybe the bill will hurt some people and have bad outcomes. But that’s part of liberal democracy.
December 30, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Doing discrimination and transphobia *the right way,* by whoever this Ezra Klein-wannabe is. 🙄
I really wish the airline had posted our hour and a half flight delay *before* we left super early for the airport. Now killing time in the lounge. AMA, I guess?
December 30, 2025 at 2:05 PM
I really wish the airline had posted our hour and a half flight delay *before* we left super early for the airport. Now killing time in the lounge. AMA, I guess?