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My name is Ian Parr, I am a web developer & UX designer. I have adopted a cat (prev. pony, owl). Co-org #FrontEndSheff / #frontendnorth
Also on mastodon.social/@devolute (yay) & twitter.com/devolute (lol)
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Join us at our #a11y -focused event on February 26th: 🎟️ www.meetup.com/front-end-sh...

@kitation.co.uk will use video games as a comparator to look at how we can introduce fresh ideas into our work as the compliance-lead approach has run out of steam.
#FrontEndSheff #Sheffield
26th Feb '26: The Accessibility Compliance Plateau - Where do we go from here?, Thu, Feb 26, 2026, 6:15 PM | Meetup
We're back at SHU in Room 12.4.12 at the **Charles Street Building**, Sheffield Hallam University, 120 Charles St, Sheffield, S1 2NE Look for the FES signs up into the lif
www.meetup.com
February 11, 2026 at 2:13 PM
Dog owners be like, "Yes! This is authoritarian mass surveillance hellscape I can get behind!" #Ring #Privacy #JesusChristWhatAreWeActuallyDoing
February 10, 2026 at 9:34 PM
The ride in was challenging this morning thanks to some flood defences. Only closed on one end of the path though - fortunately I'm not on a cargo bike. #Sheffield #Cycling
February 9, 2026 at 1:49 PM
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British values
February 8, 2026 at 9:19 AM
The reality: No one is works better with an administration lead by a sinister sex criminal than a 'paid up' member of the same club. Is this a moral choice? No. But it is an efficient way to deal with sociopaths.

Pat won't say this, but he has to be aware why #Mandelson was chosen #BBCLauraK
February 8, 2026 at 9:21 AM
Conspiracy theory: Apps like #Slack + #MSTeams game engagement metrics by showing notification badges & then refuse to remove when you view the cause of the notification.

Focus input field. Find hidden item. Mutter incantations to the oldest gods. It's all anti-user pro-numbers BS #darkpatterns
February 4, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Just in the nick of time! #StackOverflow #AI
February 2, 2026 at 2:18 PM
So I left Zen Internet after 8 pretty good years of service. Joined a local #Sheffield ISP: Pine Media. Save £100+ a yr & get 2x the speed. Figured I'd just change the PPPoE user/pass, 15min downtime.

Result: I've been without internet access for 8hrs and tech support not replied for 3hrs #UK
January 29, 2026 at 8:24 PM
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by popular request i have turned the meme into a blog post, which explains how it works, links to the template file and includes a selection of examples from the thread

#KirbyFraming
January 29, 2026 at 6:25 AM
WAVE only finds ~30% of #a11y failures, so there is some suggestion that automation isn't a complete solution, I suppose - learning at my first #a11yNorth @a11ynorth.com
January 28, 2026 at 6:58 PM
A happy "Activez votre microphone!" to my cousins over the Channel x
#OpenSource #BuyFromEU

www.euronews.com/next/2026/01...
French government to ditch US's Teams and Zoom for 'sovereign control'
France announced that it will roll out the Visio platform across all government departments by 2027.
www.euronews.com
January 28, 2026 at 9:49 AM
I just hope Spooky Richard gets some shiny new pennies from the Chinese owners of Tickington Tockleson: www.theguardian.com/music/2026/j... #AFX
Anti-pop and an alien sigil: how Aphex Twin overtook Taylor Swift to become the soundtrack to gen Z life online
The mysterious Cornish electronic music pioneer has gained an extraordinary second life in the TikTok era. Writers and musicians explain why his glitchy slipperiness is so in tune with life today
www.theguardian.com
January 27, 2026 at 2:46 PM
The government claim the economy is improving but I just saw a Mercedes AMG G-class *without* a personalised numberplate. Absolutely peasantry.

We're all suffering.
January 27, 2026 at 9:29 AM
Who was it who said that every defection from the Tories to Reform increases the quality of both parties? I think we're about to hit the inflection point 🚽 #ukpol
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Ex-Tory Home Secretary Suella Braverman defects to Reform UK
The MP was unveiled as Reform's latest recruit by leader Nigel Farage at a rally, bringing the number of the party's sitting MPs to eight.
www.bbc.co.uk
January 26, 2026 at 6:41 PM
On that nurse getting shot in the head: "What's happening in Minneapolis is unfortunate" - Republicans abroad got great representation from Greg Swenson #UKGOP on #BBCLauraK #Empathy
January 25, 2026 at 10:02 AM
Ed Davies says that the US didn't back down on Greenland because of the UK, it was because of the EU. Which is fine I suppose but that's not what the 🇩🇰 Danes think - a range of approaches are probably what helped: www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... #BBCLauraK
Danish PM thanks Starmer for support over Greenland
Mette Frederiksen says it's good to know
www.bbc.co.uk
January 25, 2026 at 9:34 AM
Absolutely exquisite Red Arrows-esque parking formation on #TheTraitors last night. How is it that every pr1ck in a Landrover takes two bays when I pop down to Homebase for a packet of rawlplugs?
January 24, 2026 at 9:32 AM
Saw a Fiat crossover almost splat a fellow cyclist. Standard. But this one was enjoying a dash-mounted video call. During the school rush hour. Down Ecclesall Rd, one of our busiest streets.

I don't have a helmet cam - skint. Someone buy me one so I can shop these dickheads. #Sheffield #cycling
January 22, 2026 at 4:07 PM
What never playing DOOM (1993) does to a MF.
A Russian infantryman is taking cover inside a hangar filled with red barrels.
January 22, 2026 at 10:23 AM
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In our first meet of 2026, @kitation.co.uk will examine how web compliance works.
👾 Using video games as a comparator, we'll explore alternative approaches to accessibility & how we can introduce fresh ideas into our work.
🎟️ www.meetup.com/front-end-sh... #FrontEndSheff
26th Feb '26: The Accessibility Compliance Plateau - Where do we go from here?, Thu, Feb 26, 2026, 6:15 PM | Meetup
We're back at SHU in Room 12.4.12 at the **Charles Street Building**, Sheffield Hallam University, 120 Charles St, Sheffield, S1 2NE Look for the FES signs up into the lif
www.meetup.com
January 19, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Uh oh. About to 'live in interesting times' again.
January 19, 2026 at 9:21 AM
Kay Burley thinks that "normal people" don't care who defects to other parties. It is a cynical claim that no one cares who is literally influencing the direction of a nation - but to do so on a politics show like #BBCLauraK must be pretty embarrassing to everyone involved. #SadnessInTheirEyes
January 18, 2026 at 9:46 AM
ngl, this vertical tabs on #Chrome looks pretty good. Not sure it's good for me from a self-care PoV though: www.bram.us/2026/01/16/c...

/via @bram.us
Chrome 145 adds Experimental Support for Vertical Tabs
Vertical Tabs are available behind a flag in Chrome 145 (current beta)
www.bram.us
January 16, 2026 at 1:43 PM
I can't wait for them to improve the train line to Leefs (sic) from #Sheffield, 'cos getting to and from Leeds has been a right pain in the arse. "Leefs leafs the way"

www.gov.uk/government/n...
January 14, 2026 at 1:17 PM
My favourite Dilbert story is my childhood friend who read the comics thought that 'HR' was a cruel joke created by Scott Adams. It speaks volumes about his good nature that he couldn't comprehend something so awful actually existing.

My naive friend that is, not Adams. Who was a fascist.
January 13, 2026 at 11:06 PM